David Crease

@rogers_kuloba @Utdtruthful 🤨

@Utdtruthful Martinez is slow in the build up

🚨 Lisandro Martinez’s suspension is OVER and will be available for the next game. Headache for Carrick with Ayden Heaven’s current form. 🇦🇷

@Utdtruthful Drop Maguire. Heaven takes his place and bring Martinez. Both are better on the ball.

@WrestlingWCC She’s probably done other stuff with it on as well 😈

Tiffany Stratton took her US title on a jetski 🌊

@MUFCEDIT @aymangfx_ What stupid tweet. 37

What is the number of Kobbie Mainoo next season? Via [@aymangfx_]

@SullyTalkz @AliceTalksFooty The tactic have been awful. Steve Holland brings a very boring set up.

Carrick deserves every bit of praise, of course, but I just want to give Steve Holland a special mention. The tactical genius behind the scenes. He has completely transformed this side from a tactical point of view, and he deserves so much praise for getting #MUFC back in the UCL

@FrankEra_ United aren’t getting a 100m from sales. Rashford, Onana and Ugarte will leave on loan

I don’t think people quite realise just how much of a chance we have to leapfrog these teams in the summer. £100M+ in sales is achievable (Højlund, Rashford, Ugarte, Onana + more) £100M+ bonus from Champions League qualification. Seen reports that INEOS see the recruitment as more important than the managerial appointment, and honestly I kind of back it.

@UtdMicah @mufcMPB Hojlund and bayindir correct. Wages don’t count. Rest will be loans. Greenwood not going to be sold for much.

@mufcMPB Hojlund 45m Rashford 30m Casemiro & Sancho £30m a year saved in wages Ugarte 30m? Zirkzee 25m? Greenwood Sell-on clause? Onana 5-10m? Bayindir 5m?

🚨 NEW: Manchester United hope to cover the cost of their top midfield signing this summer with funds raised through DEPARTURES - potentially between £80m and £90m - to leave the bulk of the transfer budget available to sign another midfielder, a left-winger and possibly a centre-back or full-back. #MUFC [@RobDawsonESPN, @MarkOgden_]

@mufcMPB 😂😂😂 that’s funny we aren’t making £50m from sales let alone 80m - 90m

@StretfordPaddck @talkSPORT That means he will go on loan

🚨 #MUFC are reportedly open to selling Manuel Ugarte this summer for around £25m. [@talkSPORT]

@StretfordEndx Rubbish story. Fake news.

🚨 Manchester United and Juventus are both competing to sign Angelo Stiller from Stuttgart, with both clubs hoping to secure the Germany international before the World Cup while his £32m release clause remains active. A bid from Manchester United is said to significantly complicate Juventus’ chances of completing a deal. While Stuttgart are open to selling Stiller this summer, they are reportedly demanding at least £50m, and they also hold an option in his contract to pay him £1.5m to remove the release clause entirely. [@GraemeBailey] #mufc

@UnitedStandMUFC Click bait

🚨 THIS IS HUGE! Rashford & Onana STAYING! Carrick’s Job BOOST! Man United News! We're LIVE! buff.ly/TJEOR1f

@StretfordEndx What a rubbish story. He done his ACL he not coming back until 2027

🚨 Manchester United are monitoring Tottenham Hotspur midfielder Xavi Simons ahead of a potential summer move, with the club keeping close tabs on his situation. Simons joined Spurs from RB Leipzig for £51.8M and is under contract until 2030. However, after suffering an ACL injury and being stretchered off recently, reports suggest financial pressures could see him available for around £26 million. [@BBCSport] #mufc

@UtdPride No. I mean United will be United and he will be sold.

@CreaseDave1 The way Barca sold yamal u mean.

This Shea Lacey's debut just reminds me of Lamine Yamal debut at Barcelona. No matter what you say or how you see it, Shea Lacey will make it big at this club.

BREAKING: Millionaire big game hunter Ernie Dosio was trampled to death by five elephants while hunting a rare antelope in central Africa. A classic case of fucking around and finding out! Go elephants! 🐘

@StretfordPaddck Of course he is he’s gonna get all his money from United.

🔴 Former #MUFC manager Rúben Amorim is reportedly planning to take a SABBATICAL YEAR next season, according to ‘A Bola’

@UnitedStandMUFC Everybody’s acting like Brentford’s gonna be easy

"United NEED to go and win these types of games!" 🤞 #mufc

I'll start, Lenny Henry.

@markgoldbridge @UnitedStandMUFC You’ve done it now

@UnitedStandMUFC Delap lol

🔵 Chelsea's XI tonight. #mufc

@StretfordEndx Wages and injury record say otherwise.

🚨 Manchester United are interested in signing David Alaba from Real Madrid on a free transfer, viewing it as a smart way to strengthen their defense without a fee. Alaba’s experience, versatility, and leadership are seen as key assets that could bring stability and a winning mentality to United’s backline. [@RobDawsonESPN @Ekremkonur] #mufc