Mike Lowrey⚜ ♢

@TheLegalMindset Thugs getting slaps on the wrist, per usual!

I enjoy the irony of Claivicular, the supposed number one “looksmaxxer” being absolutely mogged by the Judge in his Miami case.

Seriously guys, whatever happened to: • the DOGE checks • tariff checks • the Greenland hospital boat • 10% APR on credit cards • my meds being 1500% cheaper • $2 gas • the Epstein files • reopening the Strait of Hormuz that was already open • cheaper groceries • ending wars in 24 hours • the “privately funded” ballroom Any updates?

@shannonsharpeee Why would anyone in this circumstance be happy with life. If I’ve went that far to ruin mine, fuck it give me the death. Especially at their dumb ass young age.

After about an hour of deliberation the jury has come back with a verdict in the penalty phase for the 4 men convicted in the murder of Julio foolio Davion Murphy - Life in prison Isaiah chance - Life in prison Rashad Murphy - Life in prison Sean Gathright - Life in prison

@memeticsisyphus @Ted21830738 This is hilarious! Well done! 😂😂😂

@Ted21830738 You had to add words to my statement to make it false

It would have been possible for Abraham Lincoln to send a Samurai a fax.

@Pioneerszn Don’t have to prove to everybody. Just need one

Defense Attorney Jayoma says ChudTheBuilder is "f*cked" and does not have a self defense claim in court😳

@RT_com Literally the same in America! If they got out of their element and touched real grass they would know many places are like that here

Fox News complains: 'literally cameras EVERYWHERE in Beijing' 'Our driver parked illegally for 2 mins and got a $40 ticket'

@FearedBuck Only in America could you have an absolutely worthless skill and make millions rapping bullshit and talking down on the working class and get away with it. Maybe one day the little people will end the greed

Rapper OT Genasis says he’s done with AP after the new collaboration with Swatch drops. “BUT I CHOOSE TO NOT WALK AROUND WITH THE NEW G SHOCK! GREAT BUSINESS MOVE FOR AUDERMAR THO.. BUT I'M DONE!✅ NI—AZ THAT WEAR JORDAN'S DON'T WEAR TEAM JORDAN'S”

@Orioles “Not responsible enough” sums up the team. 🗑️

With the number of animal names on the team, it only seems fitting to have a team pet 😂 Watch the full episode of The Chill, presented by GEICO ➡️ bit.ly/4eBBa6A

Initially, I thought why the hell would you be DJing for 5 hours?? then it hit me.😭

@DOmowale 💯

White people in America built a whole MAGA movement around being victims. Then Trump went further to fabricate stories of a white genocide in South Arica just to further reinforce that need to feel like victims. So the people with the biggest victim mentalities in America are not Black people. This is why we must always be suspicious of people who utilize racist tropes about Black people under the guise of presenting the solutions.

@homegymcoop Old school and “81”. 👍🏾

This is peak home gym. 75 year old Mike Burch hitting a 590lb deadlift on the same barbell he’s been using for 60 years.

@SinClipd What is he? Spectacle isn’t the word dumb bird! It’s skeptical.

Blueface EXPOSED his Baby Momma Nevaeh for CHEATING on him with her EX BD & is now spectacle if the Baby is even HIS after catching her in a lie 🙁👶 💔 “You still f yo bd?” “I guarantee he f you raw & n* in you…so you just lied.” “Oh yea this year…I did lie, i did lie.”

@TaylorRMarshall Just making up bullshit 😂😂😂

I'm watching the film “Sandlot” with our kids and just realized that the film’s version of America with baseball, public pools, county fair, block parties, etc is almost extinct.

@MoogRogue @WSJ Awesome times when countries are fighting proxy wars with dolphins. 😂 The U.S navy has been training dolphins for decades. Hearing them being used offensively is wild.

@WSJ Sorry, what?

The U.S. Navy’s blockade is revealing a hole in Tehran’s strategy of guerrilla warfare and controlling the Strait of Hormuz on.wsj.com/4951PoE

@unlimited_ls So this dumbass fake hero tried to stop someone who was openly carrying a firearm (which is legal if you’re level to own one). Pulled a knife and lost their life. Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight and don’t approach people with weapons trying to be some hero at 60y/o!

🚨JUST IN: New video shows the moments before a Texas man shot and killed a Costco employee who tried to stop him from entering the store with a firearm in Strongsville, Ohio Randy Corrigan, 61, was working at the store on Saturday when he tried to stop Christian Bryant, 22, from entering with a firearm Court documents say Bryant, a truck driver from Fort Worth, was seen approaching the store with what appeared to be a gun with a drum magazine in his pocket Witnesses say Bryant pulled out a handgun, while Corrigan pulled a pocket knife Police say Bryant fired at Corrigan, who fell to the ground, then continued shooting several more times Corrigan was taken to the hospital and later pronounced dead

@iRAPOLOGY Legs funny as hell 😂😂😂

#JimJones has his own way of eating bananas 😂🍌

@NFL @AdamSchefter Complexion for affection!!!! Clear DEI hire

Ravens signing undrafted free agent QB Diego Pavia to 3-year deal. (via @AdamSchefter)

@CNN This is so his retarded cult will go get passports and they pass that voter rights act bullshit and force people to have a passport in order to vote.

The US will soon begin issuing passports featuring an image of President Donald Trump inside, a State Department official said. cnn.it/49hAT58

@Henry_IQ_ 10 years or less he’s going to transition. Anytime I’ve seen this person it’s been forced on me timeline and it’s some gay shit.

Rakai got really sad 😢 and ended his stream after he happily called Funny Mike to show him his new hairstyle, but Funny Mike wasn't feeling it at all and told Rakai to take it off.💔😢 "Man, wtf is wrong with you, lil dude? Huh? Man, you look like a lil b*tch. That don't look like no Jheri curl. Who keep letting you do that, son? That don't look like no Michael Jackson sh*t."

@B1TuckerCarlson 😂😂😂😂

Y’all still like Ai on this app? 🛸