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Can you say Alt Szn soon 📸 Told you to bid at 2.5m MC. We rallying hard! Welcome back $PALM @palmaierc @ZssBecker knows what he’s holding

@SawyerMerritt Holy shit looks terrible

Ferrari has just officially unveiled its first ever all-electric car, called the Ferrari Luce. • Starting price: $640,000 • Interior co-designed with Apple's former head of design, Jony Ive • Range: 280 miles (expected EPA) • Peak charging speed: 350kW • 122 kWh battery • 1,050 horsepower • 0-60mph: 2.4s • 800v • Four-door four-seater • Four electric motors • OLED screens • Weight: 4,982 lbs • Front motors spin to 30,000 rpm, rears hit 25,500 rpm • Car uses an accelerometer to capture real vibrations from the electric motors & rear chassis. An algorithm filters out unpleasant frequencies and amplifies only the more “musical” sounds. This can be heard inside and outside the car. • Paddle shifter on steering wheel changes how aggressively torque is delivered, with five different levels • The trunk has 21.1 cubic feet of space, the largest luggage capacity the company has ever offered • 197.6 inches long, about as long as a Tesla Model S U.S. deliveries start in Q2 2027. More photos in the thread below:

$NEURAL Livestream REVIVAL - SPARQ AND MASSIVE UPDATES x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

MICAHEL SAYLOR BUYING THE LAST BITCOIN IN 2140

@matthewabides @zachxbt

1/ Meet Zachary Wolk (@zachxbt), the crypto investigator who's exposed $500M+ in fraud. He investigated everyone. Nobody ever investigated him. I found him in a free neighborhood paper. Also found ~$5M of "donations" from the people who never appear in his threads.

The $NEURAL livestream is back 💚 Going live today at ~2:00 PM UTC on X. Our first stream in a while. We'll be covering: → Catching up on recent updates → Where we stand with @SPARQWORLDS → News & unannounced info Make sure to tune in live so you don't miss anything Drop your questions below and we'll work them into the stream 👇

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Vitalik just got an asian girlfriend Ethereum to $10,000

@chooserich Good luck man 🫶

Chemo has begun…

Me realizing sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

*unmutes* “nothing from my end thanks”

Jeff Bezos: "If we ran Amazon the way New York City runs their school system, the packages would take 6 weeks to arrive, we would charge you a $100 delivery fee and when the package did finally arrive, it would have the wrong item in it anyway."

If you copy traded every Trump call over the last 4 yrs with $1,000, you'd be up over $426,000. Instead, you held crypto and are down -50%

He’s upset and walking around the kitchen, make his pants pocket catch on a drawer handle.

crypto bros will lose 80% of their net worth and still tweet "interesting price action here"

Breaking: Leopold Aschenbrenner just filed his Q1 2026 13F Here's everything you need to know about his recent 13F Top 10 positions: 1. VanEck Semiconductor ETF $SMH [Put] — $2.04B 2. Nvidia $NVDA [Put] — $1.57B 3. Oracle $ORCL [Put] — $1.07B 4. Broadcom $AVGO [Put] — $1.01B 5. Advanced Micro Devices $AMD [Put] — $969M 6. Bloom Energy $BE — $879M 7. SanDisk $SNDK — $724M 8. Micron $MU [Put] — $584M 9. CoreWeave $CRWV — $556M 10. Taiwan Semiconductor $TSM [Put] — $535M New positions: • $SMH, $NVDA, $ORCL, $AVGO, $AMD, $MU, $TSM, $ASML, $INTC, $GLW — all puts • $MU [Call] — $422M • $TSM [Call] — $355M • $SNDK [Call] — $389M Biggest adds: • CleanSpark $CLSK: +648% shares • Riot Platforms $RIOT: +87% shares Biggest trims: • CoreWeave $CRWV [Call]: -83% shares • Bloom Energy $BE: -36% shares Full exits: • Intel $INTC [Call] — was $747M • Lumentum $LITE — was $479M • EQT Corp $EQT — was $133M • Tower Semiconductor $TSEM — was $85M Summary: He kept his AI infrastructure longs and opened $8.45B in new puts against tech and semiconductor

@Polymarket We need another plague

JUST IN: Looksmaxxer, Clavicular, mogged by “Chad” judge in Miami court hearing.

“self proclaimed crypto memecoin millionaire” down 50% this month after trying to trade publicly and make money without sponsorship gambling deals.

Me making 1st payment of 50 years mortage

Girls with 6 figs: “Eww, I would never eat here.” Men with 12 figs: