jewish guy

the only time i miss my wife is when i swing and she ducks

extra extra pissed off today because i saw somebody lick a spoon wrong

sometimes i hate the way people eat

Things that get me in the mood: ponytails lace panties scented candles pinot noir dental fraud

I just retarded all over my sink

my friend is drinking a matcha and sagging

i’m reaction farming bro

i’m engagement farming bro

are you outside of your mind bro

my phone told me it’s going to explode

@vtss_pl i believe it

hard techno is very much giving fast fashion to me

@garshmo the casual spotify observation

the greatest vid to come out of 2025

jamie jones was actually phenomenal on friday

@TokenOfTheMonth @ghostmacekilla facts tsunami was on at thanksgiving when i was a teenager

@ghostmacekilla mannn lets not act like Tsunami wasn't getting rinsed on mainstages and frat parties at a near constant basis from 2014 to 2019

Round 2 throw me more reccs or yell at me why certain selections are bad I don't really listen to tech house like that and i listen more to trance than melodic house so imma need heads to sound off for those sides of the bracket LOL

My favorite tweet of 2025

@ishaibu609 Yo joe

when 6am hits and my friend doesn’t want to keep dancing in the warehouse

steve aoki caked me girlfriend three times

bro you are the best DJ in all of the land

@lilfuck_ @Solidus_Mantis one of the real ones

Hasn’t been the same since faggotjackass retired