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What being a parent is like.

PFF really thinks Caleb Hawkins is the 83rd best player in the 2027 NFL Draft... hell, if he even gets drafted ill give away $10,000 to someone who retweets this good luck lmao

@robrousseau @hausofdecline

Had fun hanging out with @hausofdecline tonight

Remote workers crawling to their laptop at 8:59 AM

God does not bless any conflict. Anyone who is a disciple of Christ, the Prince of Peace, is never on the side of those who once wielded the sword and today drop bombs. Military action will not create space for freedom or times of #Peace, which comes only from the patient promotion of coexistence and dialogue among peoples.

Reminder:

the divorce rate is so high because many married couples are still having sex while married (abusive)

@ScrawnyCG Is that an espresso machine in a bouldering gym omg

International Off-Day Boulder Club ✨️

(sitting on a couch staring at a tv that’s playing a compilation of every decision I’ve ever made) Ah, a testament to my feebleness. Oh I remember this one, my feebleness was guiding me. Interesting, how feeble of me. Yep. Testament to my feebleness. Feeble again, of course

If Trump told you there was a NFL game tomorrow you would believe it 🤣🤣🤣

@hausofdecline are you bonesmashing

every day I hit myself in the head with a big wooden therapy mallet

they cannot hurt you if you are too stupid to feel pain

Im hearing that on his deathbed Chuck Norris received the light of Islam, and unhesistatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammed is his prophet!

@MemphisPours @karbonbased @0xUnemployed I'm sure there's better chairs, but i absolutely love mine. I had awful back pain before i got it and it's completely gone now.

@karbonbased @0xUnemployed How so? IMO whether something is shit depends a lot on how much you paid for it

The 2 happiest days in a Aeron chair owners life are the day he buys it and the day he sells it

I know Joey Bosa’s sick knowing he could have done this at Ohio State too.

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@RomSparrowhawk @emmesseey @Tyre_94 @stacycay in 2011, fox news said people couldn't possibly be poor if they owned a refrigerator lmao

@emmesseey @Tyre_94 @stacycay pffft, gd, calling banana bread pudding lavish, next they'll be calling peanut butter sandwiches on soft bread the right of kings.

Bro cut violent crime by like 60 percent, idc what he does s

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!