The Cuck Chair
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@SlawSells @eBay @kanyewest wtf ?! @eBay also hates white people @elonmusk
Hey @grok can you explain this double standard? Is Ebay racist?
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@Scavino47 South Park has been lying and saying President Trump has a small penis. What if President Trump posted his MASSIVE HOG online right as the new South Park starts to take away all the attention from them?
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@ZachCharles17 @SweetAutumn74 @briantylercohen I have to ask, you’ve been on Twitter since 2020, why is your first post about Epstein in 2025? Oh wait…

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@SweetAutumn74 @briantylercohen I have to ask, when did Reps shut down the house to prevent a vote to release the Epstein files? Oh wait
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Here are some things we look forward to as UCF fans:
1. When we go to the games we don't have to worry about being robbed or carjacked because we don't live in a liberal crime infested shithole like Philly.
2. We don't have a lot of fat drunk belligerent Italians at our games so that's a W.
3. In the bounce house we have beautiful weather and space launches to watch, in Philly you get to watch protestors and people doing the Fentanyl fold.
4. Our girls are dimes and don't have dicks (like Philly girls).
5. After a UCF game you can go to several world class theme parks, in Philly you can visit sandwich shops.
6. In Orlando Park hopping usually means hitting up Disney and Universal. In Philly, it means dodging used needles in Fairmount.
7. When we win big games in the bounce house we don't have to worry about our cars being flipped or lit on fire.
8. Our parking lots have great lighting because we don't have crackheads stealing the copper wiring like they do at LFF.
Those are just off the top of my head...
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@harryjsisson Who is going to tell them they were lied to? 🤣🤣
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@BillyBaldwin The people of America are beautiful.
The elites are insane.
You are a Hollywood elitist who lives inside a bubble (California) inside another bubble (Hollywood). Do you actually think anybody gives a fuck about anything you have to say? Serious question.
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@alistairkitchen Great news, stay the fuck in your own liberal country!
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@Texasbrn @harryjsisson When Harry Sisson is quote tweeting you, you know you are a liberal beta
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This is the sheriff of Brevard County, Florida. He should be fired. #NoKingsProtest #NoKingsDay #NoKingsInAmerica #TrumpIsACoward
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@maddenifico Why is it always the left wing nuts that resort to gun violence? I thought they were anti-gun?
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@harryjsisson PSA to all young women (and maybe young men) There will be sexual predators attending the No Kings protests today in NYC!
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@harryjsisson Ironically you told the 13 women you sexually assaulted that it "IS HUGE"
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