Justin Melillo
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Justin Melillo
@Cybren
Righteous crabapple. Octopus royalty. Award winning sandwich artist. Ten ⭐️’s. Married to @laitbronze


@Poppers_R_Us Or Herbs. There's a H at the beginning. Try using it.


the bacon cheeseburger test



Beams from the Punch Dimenson~



Post an overrated commander








showing up to a party with a new pack of cigarettes (and a book of matches to light them) is to render a service at least equal in value to bringing a bottle of wine



Hot take but listening to an audiobook is not reading and it’s actually insane to think otherwise






Hot take… be mad if you must. This feels “celebrated,” without regard to the woman he used. 14 years of her life wasted. She matters too.





It’s not that I mind Europeans complaining about the heat, I’m sure it’s miserable It’s their insistence that every American lives in a McMansion with central air that I find confusing. I have never once lived in a house or apartment with central air! It’s really not that common


idea: porn but with hype moments and aura







