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@makenkani @macona @TTendenciaX Don't use baby oil. Oil degrades and destroys the material. Use a silicone based dressing aid if you absolutely have to. Talcum powder does help latex stop sticking and slide easier. I use plain, unperfumed talc on the inside.

@macona @TTendenciaX so you’re telling me that this is the first time you ever see a girl doing this to their latex pieces

"Vestido": Porque una mujer mostró cómo es su outfit para salir de fiesta con sus amigas.

@IchigoIndex *Blows a kiss at Valentino.*

( ᥫ᭡. Valentino ) ——— Punches some cunt in the throat for side-eyeing @CypherPandorum.

@SamaHoole I used to think somewhat along the same lines (not nearly this far), but you know what I did? I went to farms and actually talked with people who milked cows, sheered sheep, and so on. Saw it with my own eyes. I changed a lot of my opinions. 🙂

Activist: "Wool is cruel. The sheep should be left alone." Farmer: "Alone where?" Activist: "In a sanctuary." Farmer: "Doing what." Activist: "Just being a sheep." Farmer: "Sheep have been bred for ten thousand years to grow a fleece that doesn't stop. If I don't shear her, she overheats, gets fly strike, and dies in her own coat with maggots eating her from the skin down." Activist: "Then breed sheep that don't grow wool." Farmer: "We did. They're called mouflon. They live on cliffs in Sardinia and would last forty minutes on a Welsh hillside before something ate them." Activist: "I just don't think we should use animals for clothing." Farmer: "What's your jumper made of." Activist: "...recycled polyester." Farmer: "Plastic, then. Sheds microfibre into the washing machine every wash. The fibres go through the filter, into the river, into the fish, into you. When you're done with it, it sits in a landfill for four hundred years. My sheep's fleece composts in a hedge in eighteen months and grew back on her this spring." Activist: "But the sheep didn't consent." Farmer: "She was lying down with her eyes closed when I finished. She got up and went back to eating. I'd suggest you ask her how she feels, but she's busy, and I think she's already given her answer."

@neanderthal_a @suzamaroo You guys sure do love your acronyms.

John Fetterman, you cancerous, brain-rotted fucking TRAITOR. You worthless, orange taint-licking sycophant, this one is for you! Pennsylvania didn’t scrape your half-dead carcass off the campaign trail and shove you into the Senate so you could spend every waking minute fucking your own constituents while gargling Trump’s war cock. You ran as the populist pitbull, the guy in the hoodie who’d burn the system down for the working class. Instead, you became the cheapest Senate prostitute in history — the ONLY Democrat degenerate enough to repeatedly vote to KEEP Trump’s bloody, money-guzzling war in Iran raging. You stabbed the War Powers Resolution in the throat, so the bombs keep dropping, the defense contractor billions keep flowing, and American blood keeps spilling in another endless Middle East meat grinder. Seventh time you’ve dropped your pants for MAGA, you sniveling, backstabbing whore. You’re not an “independent,” you brain-dead fraud. You’re a full-blown enemy of the people who elected you. The steelworkers choking on dust, the nurses drowning in debt, the families getting obliterated by inflation in every forgotten Pennsylvania town — they didn’t send you there to be Trump’s personal Senate fucktoy. You’re selling your constituents futures, their kids’ futures, and this country’s soul for cheap MAGA applause and whatever grift you’re running in that empty fucking skull of yours. A hollowed-out, soulless zombie in Carhartt cosplay who traded every last ounce of integrity just to stay relevant. Your hoodie won’t hide the blood on your hands or the stench of betrayal. We’re done with your fucking grift. 🖕🖕🖕🖕

@USMCLiberal Sometimes, I wish I could flip shit this wildly and have people believe it cause damn. This is wild.

Oh my god… Trump has made this shooting about approving his ballroom. 🤦🏻‍♂️

@Chris_Taylor_0 @cosyposter Yes... He is goon worthy. However, I enjoy beating and shooting the shit out of zombies and such much more.

@cosyposter Most Women I've seen on "Mother Simulator" just goon over Leon Kennedy..

@TheSunaVee @Laurie0801 Universal healthcare is a public service. Communism is an economic system.

@Laurie0801 Because Communism has never worked!

Why are Americans so against universal healthcare?

@JerryJurellJr @Laurie0801 I just want healthcare to be affordable for everyone, man.

Because I live my own life. I make my own money so I want to buy my own healthcare, why should my taxes increase 5%+ so someone that chose to be poor has the same healthcare I have. I’m all for helping people who can’t help themselves, however I’m not for 39 year old McDonald’s worker with 9 kids and 7 baby daddies

@Hank_Braak @Hikergirl84 @JulieLovesFluff @cindy_will54556 The fear you guys have of transgender people is almost pathological. Seek help.

@Hikergirl84 @JulieLovesFluff @cindy_will54556 Medical providers have lost all credibility after pushing all the "trans" stuff. If you don't like that, you should police your own better.

I took my 11 year old to her checkup this morning and the nurse asked me to step out of the room for a moment. I politely declined and she said, "It's just for a moment." And I told her, "No thank you, given all the stories about children being abused my husband and I decided to never leave our children alone with anyone, even medical providers. Anything you need to do or say you can do with me in the room." She looked all miffed and just left, no idea what her plan was but she didn't feel the need to continue it with me present and that makes me even more suspicious?? When she left my daughter thanked me for not leaving, she's already shy about the doctor, her eyes got so wide when the lady asked me to leave.

@realtalkstruth We're now helping Iran block the Strait. They're not letting people through. Neither are we. We're both the bad guys now.

President Trump’s Strait of Hormuz blockade is costing Iran roughly $400 million every day.

@santucci_debra @Rosemar56697439 @JamesTate121 Hmmm, main ones I know of... Tulsa, Wichita, Phoenix, and Omaha.

@Rosemar56697439 @JamesTate121 What red city has a meth problem?

Too on point not to share, “Aussie reply to Trump rant about NATO not being there for us. Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage. You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail. Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates. Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you. And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again. And you're calling Greenland poorly run? Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no. "NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years. And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess. So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your fucking mouth. Credit (borrowed from) Jim Scroggins - original author 📷 unknown”

@StarFireLiz LLMFAO. I love Amir.

"Its a fucking au bitch" 😭😭😭😭😭

@realtalkstruth I'm not surprised by his rambling anymore.

🇺🇸 President Trump says "world's most powerful reset" with no other context.

@realtalkstruth Sounds on par.

President Trump calls Alex Jones, Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens and Megyn Kelly, "Low IQ... stupid people... nobody cares about them, they’re NUT JOBS, TROUBLEMAKERS."

@3YearLetterman @motleytoon1 @coachbrucepearl @PearlJam LOL

@motleytoon1 @coachbrucepearl @PearlJam This isn’t the set of Angela’s Ashes, so please speak actual American English given that the USA is the birthplace of the English language

This is from a gas station in the UK. This is utter bullshit I want someone to explain to me why the Redcoats are paying $1.30 a gallon for gas and hardworking American Patriots like me are paying THREE TIMES THAT AMOUNT! There is no choice but to impeach Trump for this

@allenanalysis That's called escalation.

Pete Hegseth: “We negotiate with bombs.” This is the Secretary of Defense of the United States explaining American diplomacy. This guy needs to get fired next. I can't wait for his trial! Straight to the HAGUE.

@ceyounger99 @McFaul Land and bases belong to host countries, sorry man. At least show a micron of respect. Damn.

I regret to inform you that the U.S. NATO bases in Europe and The UK are the property of the U.S. By denying AIR SPACE access to our own property, the NATO partnership was rendered worthless. I regret that U.S. taxpayers pay protection for oil and gas shipments to UK and Europe.

I regret that some NATO allies are denying us access to our bases in their countries. I also regret that the US president threatened to invade and annex NATO countries. This ridiculous Trump policy is obviously negatively impacting our national security now. I hope both of these issues within NATO can be overcome soon.

@J_L_Fairchild @infowhorez @Mr_Andrew_Fox And please look up the dark blue word. Alleging. It's super important.

@CypherPandorum @infowhorez @Mr_Andrew_Fox This is the guy you promoted as a source. He's posting an article from an Iran simp site claiming we are trying to kill our own guy. You should be so embarrassed that you took him seriously that you should delete your account. Just amazing the amount of BS you guys fall for.

I'm very much enjoying all the Americans who are VERY ANGRY at “NATO” whilst simultaneously having absolutely no idea what NATO is.

@J_L_Fairchild @infowhorez @Mr_Andrew_Fox And? I check US news, Iranian news, European news, and Asian news to cross reference everything. The only thing I find truly important is that he was expressly concerned about the people behind enemy lines. I'm doubly glad they both were recovered alive.

@hashjenni Someone who is about to do something heinous probably.

What kind of absolute idiot fires 12 generals while at war? Including the Army chief of staff.🤔🤦🏾‍♀️