Dave D'Amore

Country Roads at about 4:30 ET next Friday is going to be louder than the meteor that hit Medina county earlier this month.

Chase Delauter is now 80% of the way to Nolan Jones’ 2025 homer total (it’s game #3). #GuardsBall

CHASE DELAUTER!!!!!!

Leaving the muni lot every week

Her: He’s probably thinking about other women Him: What if Chase DeLauter really does hit 200 home runs this year?

Whatever Arias “worked on” this offseason didn’t work. Send him to the moon. #GuardsBall

@cdlenthusiast Amazing what a difference swapping in CDL/Hoskins for Jones/Santana can do for this lineup

lowkey still can’t believe how good the offense looked last night

@KenCarman Jody Gerut just couldn’t stay healthy!

I'm telling you, man, if DeLauter can just stay healthy, he can be the RF we were hoping someone else could be before injury, who's name I don't want to write as many are still sensitive toward him even though he was pretty solid.

@GuardsJoey CDL is 40% of the way to Nolan Jones’ 2025 homer total

I was told last year to believe that this man was “not ready yet”

Chase DeLauter can have any body part of mine he needs all season long. 🚛🚛 #GuardsBall

@FranmilsEyebrow FOUR seasons of this guy and they still think he’s something other than the career .215/.630 his stats say he is. Ridiculous

Gabriel Arias plate appearance:

The best thing about Opening Day is never the game on the day itself. It's the knowledge that it starts the glorious seven-month long streak of baseball being on TV damn near every single day. No matter what life throws at you any given day, you know what's coming at 7 PM. It centers you. It stabilizes you. It's beautiful. We're so lucky. It's gonna go fast. Soak it all in.

We should be entitled to financial compensation for being forced to watch Will Wilson and Jhonkensy Noel over Delauter last year

get ready everyone: in just 4 days, we’re going to let grown men who hit a ball with a bat affect our mood all summer

What a season!! Love and Honor

Pet peeve: your bracket isn’t “busted” if you get a first round pick wrong. It’s only “busted” if you had that losing team going to the final 4, title game, etc. The goal isn’t perfection. It’s never happened and never will.

Didn't lose a regular season game. Should have never had to play a game in Dayton. Took advantage anyway in an awesome environment and beat a power-conference team by double digits. Lifetime memory for that fan base. Miami is legitimized, tonight and forever.

Would you look at that! A team that went 31-0 in the regular season is good at basketball!

Miami brought a home-court advantage to Dayton 🤣 #MarchMadness