The Ghost of Clayton Kershaw

@mounties777 @seddy126 Stop tagging me in random ad bullshit

Happy birthday @seddy126 🍻

>Smells like shit >Gives you no energy boost >Literally makes you stupid >Its addicts are performative assholes Literally the worst drug ever

@mitchyul @Daily_MailUS You sound like you've done some gae shit in those locker rooms yourself my guy

@Daily_MailUS What happens in a men’s sauna, locker room or the showers stays there. This is a code that dates from the 70s. You don’t talk about that and never acknowledge a person you had an encounter with in public. Not even in a bar or club.

What REALLY goes on in some Equinox steam rooms: Gym insiders reveal eye-popping indecency... secret towel signals used by experimental married men... and clubs with most 'aggressive' locker rooms trib.al/exDggfD

The Phillies blank the Giants 7-0 in their first game under interim manager Don Mattingly 🔔👏

@ParkPanther11 @PatrickThePi You’re a self righteous prick who has definitely done way worse things than the guy taking the baseball away from the girl. Hoping you get exposed for the world to see someday soon in your worst moment.

@PatrickThePi You do you papa. He shouldn't lose his business but he had a chance to make it right immediately when the boy went over to him. He decided not. That's on him. I'd love to see how this is affecting his business. You do you. Leave the rest of us alone

The guy who grabbed Daniel's HR ball from the little girl last night obviously made a mistake. I'm sure he woke up this morning feeling embarrassed, ashamed & humiliated. Shouldn't that be enough? Apparently not. Now the mob is doxing his business & going after his livelihood. To be fair, many of us have probably made mistakes in our lives worse than the one he made last night. We should all be thankful our worse moments didn't play out on national TV... And maybe show a little compassion. And for what it's worth, the little girl is getting a signed bat, signed ball and batting gloves from Schnee. So... I think she's gonna be ok. Let's leave the guy alone.

Baseball is classic because one foul ball in a game the team won will cause an entire week of conversation

@LADodgersMuse Use the code “DodgerMuseIsAWhore” instead and I won’t cum in your pillow

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Alex Vesia continues to dominate opponents this season. 🔥🔥 1 IP 0 H 0 ER 3 K 1 BB his season ERA is down to 1.74 👀

@DanClarkSports Dan you are a genuinely strange individual and I’m also willing to gauge that you sit when you pee.

@CubsZone Everyone commenting on this post sounds like a homosexual.

Pete Crow-Armstrong on controlling his emotions: “This offseason, a dad told me that he took his son off of his Little League team for throwing his bat and almost hitting a teammate … and the kid said, “But Pete does it”… so that one hurt and still hurts.” 🥹 Full article: espn.com/mlb/story/_/id…

@Oakely_Dokely @_bealki @OrevaZSN

@_bealki @OrevaZSN Apart from snitching on your co-workers, none of these are crab bucket. I got away from all the crabs by putting in the work.

Some of you take these jobs way too seriously😭. Why are you snitching on coworkers, skipping breaks, coming in on your days off, and refusing to use your PTO or call out? Especially for jobs with little to no room for growth.

@AnarchoDarling @kai_xbt ^^^^this^^^^

@kai_xbt If you’re one of those genZ gym bros with the name Jayden, Caden or Braydon and you have a perm and wear crocs and pajama pants to deadlift—yes, you are a loser.

Caleb Hammer says Gen Z men are losers "Gen Z men are losers. Dating rates are record low, marriage rates are record low, virginity rates are record high. They're all just losers paying for OnlyFans and watching porn. Or just not manning up to go cold approach. It's not hard to have sex. I've never been a 10 out of 10. Was probably once a 7. I think I've gone down to a 5 out of 10. It is not hard to have sex before any notoriety or money."

@DevineGospel Nice picture you guys look great! Fucking phagget

The Legend Micah from The Brook & The Bluff Huge Pads fan Alll time good fella

OH. MY. GOODNESS. PETE CROW-ARMSTRONG WITH ONE OF THE GREATEST CATCHES YOU WILL EVER SEE 🤯 Sometimes you just have to tip your cap…

@Echoverse65845 @MLB @Marlins Faggot

@MLB @Marlins Amazing post

All nine starters in the @Marlins lineup record a hit in a series-opening W!

@MLBNetwork No

Do the Cubs have what it takes to dethrone the Dodgers in the National League? Detective DeRo takes a look in the midst of Chicago's 8-game winning streak 🔍

@owndodgerhaters I saw you last week downtown

Four scoreless, ten in a row retired by sho 😏

@mikeh9737 @BasebaIlKing he should take that index finger and shove it up his own ass, he may find what he was looking for there this whole time

@BasebaIlKing Cole is still pointing at first base...

Everyone take 2 minutes out of your day to watch the Yankees 5th inning.

@dukeofhindsight @OrevaZSN Sorry, my bad, forgot I was speaking to the Dick of Hindsight. I’ll be more careful next time.

@DFAAustinBarnes @OrevaZSN That's nice. Who are you again? You think that you exist at all to me besides this brief interaction. Either one of us could disappear tomorrow and less than 100 would notice, less that 20 would give a shit.

We had an incredible opportunity to make remote work the global standard, and we blew it. Seriously: What happened? Why did so many companies go back to the office?

@hiringmirror @1ssve You sound like a corporate shill who worships the alter of workaholism and meritocratic wage slavery. Do us all a favor and go back to sucking c*ck and spare us your virtue signaling.

@1ssve True, but only if you never know where you stand. People who get “quick chats” are never building real relationships upward. Your boss should never surprise you. That’s the real fix.

“Are you free for a quick chat?” is the most dangerous sentence in corporate life

@matthew_j_focht @FBGreatMoments Your mom needs the rest after I wore her out the past few nights

@FBGreatMoments Dude was allegedly juggling Russini and Britt McKendry. While also married. He needed his rest.

I used to think it was cool to get away with not sleeping. That’s the dumbest sh*t I’ve ever heard. When your job is to deal with people, you need to establish health habits to sustain [yourself] when there’s a lot of external stressors.” - Sean McVay