Dougal Fergusson

“Nobody puts Jesus in a coma”

@Criss_Crossv2 Also I find the realisation humbling that if for some insane reason they don’t follow football, you have absolutely nothing to offer

Tbf, being able to start a conversation with 70% of men no matter where you are in the world by mentioning football is a bit of a cheat code

My close friend and colleague Steve Sweeney @SweeneySteve is nearly killed by an Israeli strike in Lebanon. Their vehicles are clearly marked as Press. They wear Press markings. He's alive. What more can we say.

@stats_feed She’s a famous model and runs a fashion company

What happened to the hottest chick at your high school, years later?

Nothing to see here except Trump telegraphing the incoming false flag attack. Bookmark this.

@newstart_2024 Not a single coherent argument summarised here

Whitney Cummings on Joe Rogan unleashed a savage takedown of liberal hypocrisy that had everyone nodding: “I was as liberal as it gets—blue hair, rescue pitbulls, ‘everyone’s equal.’ But then it turned into diversity… except diversity of thought. We don’t believe in gender, but we need a female president? My body my choice… unless it’s a baby needing a hep B vaccine from butt sex or needles? We believe the seas are rising… but we live on the coast? Would you buy a beach house if you truly believed that?” Comics spot hypocrisy like sharks smell blood—and Whitney’s got the receipts. Still liberal, still conservative, or just allergic to inconsistency now? What’s the most glaring hypocrisy you’ve noticed lately?

The “Alexander brothers” appeared in the Epstein files by first name, but I noticed DOJ redacted their last name in an FBI email contained in EFTA01660679. But @FBIDirectorKash said no evidence of sex trafficking in the files. npr.org/2026/03/10/g-s… justice.gov/epstein/files/…

I love this video

Oh. So this is where Daily Mail story that Blair believes UK shd be backing Trump came from. A cosy in-conversation with @peston for @JewishNewsUK. For a lesson in how the UK media works: Peston wasn’t named in Daily Mail article nor did he name Blair in his ‘analysis’ today

@HenryJackson87 2 of this assists awarded for own goals (v Wolves in the 2-1 win I think). Pretty sure that’s inconsistent (ie Wirtz v Sunderland, no assist)

Mo Salah this season, past his best and in a struggling Liverpool team: 16 goal contributions in 31 games (9 goals, 7 assists). Bukayo Saka, peak age and in an Arsenal team that could win several trophies: 14 goal contributions in 37 games (9 goals, 5 assists).

4:18 – Arsenal have the longest time delays before taking corners in the Premier League this season, over 2 hours in total, averaging 4 minutes 18 seconds per match. Delay.

@Pred_History This is more accurate a year ahead of its time than most of the media is with the benefit of hindsight

Professor Jiang on the Iran War in 2024. #PredictiveHistory

@hepimp Plus it’s aged surprisingly well

Robocop - not a dull moment, funny, violent as hell,amazing bad guys,every bit as good as you remember and gets the job done in about 90 minutes.

BREAKING: Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, artist formally known as Prince, arrested by police. What took them so long? @pularjs

@holygraileth @InvertTheWing Fella who comes on for him scores own goal with first touch. (-;

@InvertTheWing Best instant karma I've seen in a long long time. Trossard rat getting lightly bumped in the chest and faking a head injury for 5 minutes to time waste, even having to go off on a concussion protocol because it was so ridiculous 😂 2nd again ole ole 👌 👌 👌 👌 👌 👌

Title favourites time wasting vs. the 20th placed team in the league is absolutely diabolical.

@SalmondG @CricketScotland Couldn’t agree more

I’m very proud as a fan to have watched the @CricketScotland squad compete in each of their World Cup games. Compare their preparation to that of all 4 opponents and performances are all the more remarkable. And, to state the obvious: Richie B is an incredible leader.

Kate Scott has absolutely nailed it. Every word is spot on.

"England have the capabilities and all the fundamentals of Test rugby." 👀 Ugo Monye, Chris Ashton and Danny Care cast their eye over tomorrow's Calcutta Cup clash 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 📺 @tntsports & @discoveryplusUK

Launching at 80 km/h from the back of a truck running at 80 km/h.