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@catshealdeprsn If something ever happens to that cat:

Yusuf Dikec is a cat person!

@esjesjesj Why cant the poor people just buy more money?!

If people can’t afford stuff why don’t they just spend a shitload of money

I've decided I like my fans again because I need man-power to defeat a new enemy. The Sea.

@Acyn BuT hEs JuSt LiKe Us!!!

Trump: What’s a corner store? I’ve never heard that term. Who the hell wrote this?

@cozyqup @TheTNHoller I'm hoping post midterms they are mocked even more

@TheTNHoller Oh I love this energy. I hope they keep making these fuckers VERY uncomfortable.

BANNON: “We have a proposition to ban Sharia Law in Texas…” *gets laughed at* BANNON: “That’s funny?? Ok fine, you’re gonna see how funny it is.” Epstein’s PR guy making friends everywhere he goes 😬

@LucifersTweetz Good because I heard "In heaven there is no beer"

The rapture already happened and you're all in Hell.

@harryjsisson Ya know who else had a fascination with dead things? Dahmer. RFK is not well

RFK Jr. was just asked by TMZ why he loves road kill so much and he didn’t seem too happy about it. Seriously though… why is he cutting off a dead raccoon’s genitalia to “study it?”

@Acyn Coming from the same people that vilify DEI hiring... This guy couldn't cure a ham

Sec. Kennedy: Mercury is absolutely—it’s the most powerful neurotoxin we know of in the universe. Rep. Harder: So why are you working for an administration that is doubling the amount of mercury pollution in our air and water? Sec. Kennedy: I am running HHS and I’m ending the chronic disease epidemic. I’m not going to comment on that because I don’t know anything about it. Rep. Harder: Well, that’s very convenient for you, and it shows a significant degree of cowardice. It’s not just mercury. President Trump in July 2025 granted 50 chemical plants— Sec. Kennedy: Why don’t you ask me something that I’m in charge of instead of other things? Rep. Harder: Are you not in charge of Health and Human Services?

@EastEndJoe But the Bible says that man will not know of the date and time of the rapture? Who's got the inside info. At least it's after 4/20!

Fuck!!! Not again!!! 5 days before my birthday too!!!!

@TartiiCat This is awesome!

This raptor-y Charmeleon is about to drop the CRAZIEST notes!! A combination of pokemon AND dinosaurs?? BEST COMISH EVER.

@coughdropsh Deadmau5 - Faxing Berlin It's my "I gotta hit the bathroom DJ track" damn near 10 mins!

Everyone drop their favorite 10+ minute songs im sick of the 3 minute long brainrot music i need an adventure

@Logically_JC I'd say while he was playing Risk, but I doubt dear leader is smart enough to even know how to play.

Can someone list the “eight” wars he ended? I can’t seem to find any details on this.

@Wbtesq @patriottakes How "good" are they if they're shitting all over the pope's message then?

@patriottakes Sixty percent of good white Catholics voted for Trump:

MAGA is arguing against the pope for pushing world peace

@miscellany101 @MeidasTouch He called them while they were in space. It went about as you'd expect...

@MeidasTouch Has Trump met with or spoken to this crew?

@TheMaineWonk Don't disrespect the Techno Viking like this lol

JD Vance is on a generational run in last week: - Becomes least popular VP in History - Couldn’t save Orbán - Couldn’t broker peace with Iran in Pakistan - Couldn’t get anyone to show at TPUSA in Georgia He needs to take this show on the road to stump for GOP in Midterms:

@Adino1298824 @SuperSisi I can hear this gif!

What is the first game you think of?

@TWEETnElvis @tufpraise @dqveed As a former NEPA proper resident, I can confirm

@tufpraise 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣@dqveed, that is every hillbilly I see here in rural PA who voted for TRUMP

This is literally Donald Trump.

@catsdex Gotta love plant cat

FLORAGATO APPRECIATION TWEET

I hope our local indie theatre gets this!

WEST VIRGINIA!!!!