Sir DangerMouse101

Snivelly ratman is defence secretary. 🐀. In it for himself. No sense of service.

I used to worry about who was education secretary...but with time I have realized it doesn't matter. They all have similar agendas and things that matter SATs, Ofsted for example never change.

Oh yes! @CountBinface Do you have an education spokesman?!

@Thinkingschool2 I mean it's hard to believe...oh wait no it isn't.

@DMouse101 Imagine an arithmetic paper where the answer is 175 and the child has very clearly written 175. And has received a mark of zero.

Final two days of term in school spoiled by the need to check so many SATs papers for correct marking.

@BoringMilner Super size the goals and 54 man squads, 22 for defense, 24 for offense 6 keepers, one kicker and a mascot.

Gianni Infantino Americanising our game: - Four 22.5min Quarters - 30min ‘Super Bowl’ Half-Time Show - ‘Championship’ Rings for World Cup Winners What’s next?

@BradleyKnowles1 Could have should have been 5-1 to them. Clueless after taking the lead.

Tactics from going 1 up were a shocker. Argentina deserved it from 65 minutes

Your bag deserves a Major upgrade. For a shot at winning a Limited Edition Links Collection Stand Bag + 3 headcovers & towel. 👍Follow @SrixonEurope 🔂RT this post 💬 Which Srixon player will win The Open? 1 winner announced Tuesday 21st July at 1pm GMT #TeamSrixon #theopen

@SrixonEurope Shane Lowry

@englandcricket I am available. I didn't go to a public school, have a mediocre county career or a pathetic England Career...but hey I can't be any worse. Have run a small organisation of 120 staff much better than ECB!

Brendon McCullum will stand down as England Men’s Test Head Coach but continue to lead the England Men’s White Ball teams. Click below for the full story:

@BBCSport @Johnfis08605918 Onboard until he said chips. Add two Hot and Sour soups please

Big John with the biggest and best Chinese order of all time 🤌 What @Johnfis08605918 would order if he won #Wimbledon 🥡

The concept of a "political party" and a standing MP being scared of a bin...is so British it's untrue. #votebinface

@GMB NF resigns = investigation stops. NF loses bi election = NF can blame media and establishment = Reform carries on its nonsense. This is what he wants. Main parties don't stand, NF is tied into standing wins = Investigation restarts = Clever main parties.

@LKS_Lodz Polonia Bytom, 31st July will be Hannah's first home game. Promise she'll open her eyes as well! @LKS_Lodz

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@StanCollymore @AlisonMoyet Season ticket in the West stand behind me feels like along time ago

My goodness me... Amazing @AlisonMoyet 😍

@SUFCRootsHall Better not be a Sports Psychologist

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@SUFCRootsHall 4 are in the first team and 6 on the bench.

🚨 Less than 100 tickets remain for our pre-season fixture against West Ham on July 18 (3pm) Get yours below 🔽

@SarahForRuncorn If it smells like fascism, sounds like fascism and leaves a taste of fascism....it's fascism. Sarah playing the 1930s playbook.

Keir Starmer’s emotion was not for his country. It was not for the victims of grooming gangs, for whom he denied a full inquiry for so long. It was not for Armed Forces veterans still living under the shadow of prosecution. It was not for the small business owners pushed to the brink by him and Rachel Reeves, who have tried to turn Britain into an enterprise free zone. It was not for the millions of pensioners stripped of their Winter Fuel Allowance when he first took office. And not for the millions of British people he branded “far right” because they objected to seeing tens of thousands of illegal migrants cross the Channel after he failed to smash the gangs. Whoever next occupies No. 10 would do well to remember this: put Britain and the British people last, and you will not be there for long.

The problem isthe ECB an Rob Key bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/…

I have seen enough of Brendon Mccullum