Dave, Mayor of Jordan Valley, TN
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Dave, Mayor of Jordan Valley, TN
@DRTheSecond
Rugged Individualist. Two credible death threats. California refugee. DM at own risk. #HereWeGo #GoKingsGo #LetsGoDodgers
Tennessee, USA Katılım Temmuz 2020
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Dave, Mayor of Jordan Valley, TN retweetledi
I wanna see the CEO of Pfizer taking benzos
Trung Phan@TrungTPhan
Costco CEO Ron Vachris did the “CEO eats his own product” challenge by destroying a hot dog (and confirms the Costco hot dog combo is staying at $1.50 forever). Legend.
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White girls when there are giant angel wings painted on a building:
Big Cat@BarstoolBigCat
It’s beautiful
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@jarvis_best Walker taught me how to tell other kids that they have AIDS.
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Dave, Mayor of Jordan Valley, TN retweetledi
Some lawyers think my hamster e-mail was unserious.
Ofcom is unserious. It doesn't matter what person from another country sends my client a demand. Domesticate it properly in the US or GTFO.
The fact that the British government is on the other end doesn't change my response
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We've fined 4chan £450,000 for not having age checks in place to prevent children seeing porn on its site.
The Online Safety Act is concerned with protecting people in the UK. It doesn't require platforms to restrict what people in other countries see.
🔗ofcom.org.uk/online-safety/…
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Lmfaooooo
The Lunduke Journal@LundukeJournal
The United Kingdom has demanded that 4chan pay a £520,000 fine for failure to comply with UK age verification laws. However, since 4chan is based in the USA, the UK has no jurisdiction to fine Americans in America. “As has been explained to your agency, ad nauseam, the United Kingdom lost the American Revolutionary War. We are not in the mood to discuss the matter further, and have not been in the mood for 250 years.” The letter to the UK’s Ofcom ended by suggesting that “maybe, you could just stop sending Americans stupid letters and acknowledge the sovereignty of the United States.” 4chan’s attorney, @prestonjbyrne also included a picture of a giant hamster dressed as Godzilla.
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Dave, Mayor of Jordan Valley, TN retweetledi
Inside you there are two wolves.
The Lunduke Journal@LundukeJournal
The United Kingdom has demanded that 4chan pay a £520,000 fine for failure to comply with UK age verification laws. However, since 4chan is based in the USA, the UK has no jurisdiction to fine Americans in America. “As has been explained to your agency, ad nauseam, the United Kingdom lost the American Revolutionary War. We are not in the mood to discuss the matter further, and have not been in the mood for 250 years.” The letter to the UK’s Ofcom ended by suggesting that “maybe, you could just stop sending Americans stupid letters and acknowledge the sovereignty of the United States.” 4chan’s attorney, @prestonjbyrne also included a picture of a giant hamster dressed as Godzilla.
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Dave, Mayor of Jordan Valley, TN retweetledi
Dave, Mayor of Jordan Valley, TN retweetledi
I hope a myriad of minor annoyances happens to @BeautifulBill all at once. Like all the batteries in his house die at the same time as he gets a paper cut on both eyeballs while he is on hold for the 37th time with the IRS while his water heater breaks and causes minor flooding.
Variety@Variety
Chuck Norris Was a Great Action Star -- but Politics May Overshadow His Legacy variety.com/2026/film/opin…
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Dave, Mayor of Jordan Valley, TN retweetledi
Elon wouldn’t let me have that name here, Hamish is already better at this than him.
Hamish Mitchell@Hmitchell
@DRTheSecond Your username request, HungBull69, has been approved.
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Dave, Mayor of Jordan Valley, TN retweetledi
The Grim Reaper, my cousin, has immediately retired.
He can’t compete with Chuck Norris.
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