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@thekeeneStBorn @warcroft @alphafox I worked at a mill. Those green ones are tightened with a machine that melts them together. They are tightened strong enough that it would sheer your fingers off. You have to cut them with tin snips. A knife would be useless, and even dangerous.

@warcroft @alphafox Lumber straps are usually secured with metal rings.

Is this really the best way to open a pallet of lumber? 🤔

@hupnog @Timmetie @Mageba_wav I mean they literally still use cedar shakes to roofs today. That hut is more protected than everyone is saying. Also, that white stuff on the ground is what he is protecting himself from, and it seems to be working.

@Timmetie @Mageba_wav I must’ve missed that. That’ll definitely work 😂

everytime i watch one of these videos i think that its very important that we learn at least how to do the first step, never know when we actually need it

@JulianH38269819 @ANToutofcontext @smacckd @Shadyind Man. You’re going hard at Pac. But I agree. Biggie didn’t just ratatat lyrics like Tupac. He turned phrases and switched tempo in such a cool way.

@ANToutofcontext @smacckd @Shadyind Plus, when were you "thug life" Pac? When you were doing the running man for Digital Underground? Yeah, miss me with "2pac Skakur." Lol "Thug life.." please... lol

Who should stand up for Eminem to sit?

@LSUPatsMan @NFL_DovKleiman I forget. What were they saying about Indiana football 4 years ago?? Any team with the will, and deep pockets is now ‘premier’.

@NFL_DovKleiman He must really be lighting it up to have one single offer. From Kentucky too, the premier college for stud football players…

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: High School freshman 6-foot-4 QB Vince Mosley has gone viral for having the "smoothest" release we've ever seen. Mosley already has an offer from Kentucky 👀

@SouthDallasFood I’d start with my mouth and see how adventurous I was feeling as I went.

Ok serious question, how does one even go about eating this?

@TheQuestions15 @TheHoopHerald So he didn’t do the things in the video. Cool cool. You have to have tape to have a mix tape. Also, you are telling me that a player that played in Cleveland in the 90s wasn’t super successful? Ummmm… duh.

@TheHoopHerald He wasn't the man lol. He was a 6th - 10th man, rotational player, who happened to be a good athlete for a white dude. NBA twitter is insane sometimes. Bob Sura mixtapes lol.

This dude was the man IYKYK

@StephenMBlack82 @Variety Well they are the exact same people (minus 1), so they are literally the same band.

@Variety I don’t think Joy Division and New Order should be considered the same band. I love Joy Division but don’t really care for New Order at all. Completely different genre of music.

The 2026 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductees include: • Phil Collins • Billy Idol • Iron Maiden • Joy Division/New Order • Oasis • Sade • Luther Vandross • Wu-Tang Clan variety.com/2026/music/new…

@Lohkee37 @big_business_ Laughing at someone while they are hurt isn’t dark humor. It’s just being a dick.

@big_business_ It's called dark humor you fucking pussy. Grow up you get paid millions to put a ball through a hoop. You're no better than a trained seal. I'm sorry that was offensive. The seal is at least entertaining.

OKC Fan: Luka Now you don’t wanna play defense?? Austin Reaves: YO STFU. He’s f*cking hurt! OKC Fan: F*ck you Austin Reaves: F*ck you....... Have some respect. The man is injured what's wrong with you OKC Thunder Fan: Don't interact with me

@sportnstock @BillSimmons @Jonnydoe2546 Guess we’ll just have to beat USA basketball in LA 2028. That’ll be fun.

@BillSimmons @Jonnydoe2546 Canada is struggling in all sports. Raptors fall off. Losing gold medal to USA in womans and mens. Blue Jays WS loss. Going to lose to the USA in the WBC tn. Tough scene.

Can’t find Toronto

@PierreHnoud @joeroganhq Never heard of Bruce Lee till I was in my 20s. Watched Bloodsport when I was 11. Kick rocks, nerd. Bruce was an undersized showboat.

@joeroganhq No, he didn't. Bruce Lee did. ❤️ Without Bruce, MMA wouldn't exist, and people wouldn't have gotten into martial arts.

This man inspired so many kids to pursue martial arts.

@JennyEnya @DailyLoud Sometimes people need to understand that reality is the thing happening on the other side of their phone camera.

@DailyLoud It was heading straight towards them and they just stood there staring at it!????

Someone made an inflatable sled of BULLET BILL from Super Mario Bros and it crashed into a group of people causing chaos at a ski resort in Japan 👀🤣

@DeenTheGreat If you tell me you are going to hit me, I’ll hit you first. You started it.

Ex UFC fighter elbowing me for the clip knowing I’m intoxicated… ight bet 🫡

@ejbantz @Gryph911 @grok Romeo and Juliet. I do not bite my thumb at you, but I do bite my thumb.

@Gryph911 @grok what is the Shakespeare reference?

PSA gentlemen if you’re ever mad at her

@RoboKnowsBall Shaq always gets this one wrong. Most VALUABLE player. Not best. Nash made 100s of millions for others around him by making them look better than they were.

How do you win MVP averaging 15 PPG over a dude dropping 27 a game at only 20 years old 😭

@ClownWorld Instead of pocketing it, they likely have to split it with the back staff. Epic L. I love tipping, but if there was a reverse tip, I’d throw that as well.

@FightFanatic_ His jab was good. His 1 - 2 was shite, and his overhand right was gross. He needs a real boxing coach to show him some better combos to follow the jab. Better switch kick too. No pop.

Be honest, did we overrate Paddy Pimblett or was Justin Gaethje just that good? 👀 #UFC324 #MMATwitter

@FightFanatic_ @real_joshkent Would haves don’t work in fighting. Or sports in general.

@real_joshkent Would have gotten knocked out by Topuria

@OleTimeHardball Satchel Paige. Played 50 years. Could throw 2 double headers in a week.

Who is your all-time favorite Starting Pitcher? 1. Sandy Koufax 2. Bob Gibson 3. Tom Seaver 4. Steve Carlton 5. Warren Spahn 6. Nolan Ryan 7. Greg Maddux 8. Pedro Martinez 9. Randy Johnson 10. Write in another SP

@DappyFaux @n8_blogg @NFL_DovKleiman Almost like he’s busy being a goat in another sport to keep his handle up. Dude does 8 RBs 8 Pts in 14 min. Right now. Off guard menace.

@n8_blogg @NFL_DovKleiman His dribbling be sloppy too

Insane: Myles Garrett could easily play in the NBA 😱 Garrett is one of the best athletes we've ever seen.

@NBAStatGuy_ @TA4DunkContest @shendy456 MJ didn’t do bounce dunks. This is with dribbles and ball in hand. His free throw dunk was dribble in.

@TA4DunkContest @shendy456 He’s clearly below the rim… like objectively below it

LeBron with his head CLEARLY above the rim. You will NEVER find a video of MJ like this. NEVER.