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@RealDeniseWelch @otokyo__

@otokyo__ Why would I have anything to fear?

Dear atheist, What if, after you die, you find out that God is real all along? You lose.

@SaulStaniforth Read the fuckin room!!!

Phillipson "Friday morning I felt sick to the bottom of my stomach" Imagine being disabled & worried about losing money because the govt is targeting you. And while they're feeling sick what are you doing? Taking thousands from a super rich donor to pay for your birthday party

Dine-dashers who ran up a £540 bill at a steakhouse and then legged it without paying are being hunted by police. A group of people enjoyed a slap-up meal at Miller & Carter in Kettering on April 6 between 5pm and 7.10pm before calmly walking out leaving the £539.70 tab unpaid. Northamptonshire Police have now released CCTV images of the suspects and are appealing for anyone who recognises them to come forward. It’s the second time in weeks the same branch has been hit by dine-and-dashers. Anyone with information should call police on 101 quoting incident number 26000213409.

@JoeTalkShow The three female officers at the top of the screen run away!!!!

The video it out.. and it shows WAY more detail than we saw before.. Your thoughts seeing these clear shots?

@GBNEWS He knows. He knows that the whole nation knows he’s talking absolute shite… How embarrassing, a grown man prepared to go on national tv and show what a submissive pleb he is. It’s laughable.

‘Why subject them to a three-line whip?’ ‘We will not be distracted.’ Ellie Costello pushes back against Housing Secretary Steve Reed over Keir Starmer’s three-line whip for Labour MPs to oppose the motion referring him to the privileges committee.

@tedkel @QcWynter Can I suggest you cancel your subscription and spend the money on spelling and grammer lessons before making infantile criticisms?

@QcWynter As KC, you should be able to afford an X subscription. It would make your, and your follewers, lives a good deal easier.

The lawyers and other "forensics" in the Foreign Affairs Cttee will be licking their lips at this. No 10 letter to Sir Philip Barton reads: "Dear Philip, The PM has decided to appoint [Mandelson] to the post of HMA Washington. Please would you take forward the necessary .....

@AaronjamesBrow2 @KTHopkins

@KTHopkins This just really sums up today's culture constantly being fed the bullshit of you can do anything and falsely praising your kids for minor things you get this a sulky self centered adult who does not have respect for anyone.

Well done to Lyndon Harrison in Newquay The Green Party moron has never been told no in her life has she? Let me guess… Miss Abigail is a pro-pally, vegan, trans-ally who took 28 boosters, adopted a pet Ukrainian & knits her own Birkenstocks.

@Inevitablewest His handlers won’t let him.

The entire nation hates him. His own MPs hate him. Yet he's refusing to resign. This isn't normal. This man is incredibly dangerous and needs to be removed immediately.

😂😂😂😂

@SaulStaniforth It’s really simple. Giving jobs to fellow weirdos, got caught, try and squirm away from accountability like the slimy twat the world knows he is.

Susanna Reid lays it out. Keir appointed Mandelson despite knowing everything about him, he claims he didn't know Mandelson had failed the vetting, which means he never followed it up & never asked about it, & finally we know no.10 did know months ago so someone is lying Damning

@SeanyBoyy89 One of them is a teacher!!

🚨ANOTHER BABY RAPED by a gay couple to death. This is Preston Davey, 13 months old. Placed with a gay couple for adoption in Blackpool, one a former teacher. Just 3 months later, he was dead. Trial starts 14 April 2026 at Preston Crown Court. SENTENCE THEM BOTH TO DEATH!! 🤬

@KarlTurnerMP Seriously? Have you just had your instructions from your puppet masters? Do you realise just how stupid you’re making yourself look? Have a bit of self pride man. 🤡

I got the memo now. Morgan McSweeney was mugged, reported that to the police, followed all the processes. Any questions around this is just conspiracy theory territory, really. Let’s move along now. 🤷🏼‍♂️

@boblister_poole Join the Green Party = “I want Muslim cock”

This is Chloe King 35 & she is the candidate for The Green Party in Bury's council by-election. She’s currently unemployed due to ill health, I’m out every day with fellow dog walkers, talking to friends & neighbours. If She Can Stand As A Councillor, She Should Get A Proper Job

@big_yemm Tell me you’re think a shit with telling me you’re thick as shit.

Can we admit that these buttons are useless on calculators ?

@HoodedClaw1974 @grok is this true

This lad was spared jail for headbutting the female manager of a Wetherspoons in Kent. He was handed a supsended sentence and a fine, he had a history of assaults and had already had a fight that night according to reports. Should Leon Wimsit 24, be behind bars for this?

@JacquiDeevoy1 This level of stupidity is simply astounding…

Let’s have this chat again. We’re told that fuel for aeroplane flights is stored in the wings. I have always found this very hard to believe. Yesterday, I stood next to a Ryanair plane and took a photo of one of the wings. They’re very slim. Surely, if they were full of fuel, they’d be weighed down and snap off. Also, would enough fuel fit in to last on a long haul flight? And one last thing, when planes crash, why do we never see fuel pouring out of the wings? Have a look at my photo and tell me you don’t ask the same questions.

@PhilipOConnor5 @DailyMail This is a parody account. Surely?

I was in a pub today, absolutely nothing unusual about that. But, almost everyone there was laying into our Prime Minister. Nothing new there. Absolutely no intellectual integrity, no thinking, just lemming like following @DailyMail et al. The lack of thinking astounds me.

@johnsweeneyroar @Nigel_Farage @headlinepg No point in you writing a book because you’ve proven to be a liar so nobody will believe a word that’s in it. You’ve got Tommy Robinson to thank for that. 😂😂😂

I'm writing a book about @Nigel_Farage for @headlinepg. Funnily enough, some of his old associates are blanking me. Is it because after I reported on the killing of a Polish man in Essex in 2016, he said that I had caused him "more misery than any other in 25 years in politics"? So I'm asking the Great British public to lend me a hand because NF is seeking to be our lord and master. Were you at school with NF? Worked with him in the City when he was a tin trader? Met him through politics? Did you drive the pink Cadillac hired by Nathan Gill who last year got ten years for taking bribes from a Russian spy? Do get in touch: johnsweeney.co.uk

@perwal_1 @Drummajordave Best parody account on X

@Drummajordave This twat is using a word he heard in the pub ‘woke’ without having a clue what it means 🤣 Not surprising that because it doesn’t have a meaning, it’s just a fascist buzzword

Airdrie’s Tyre Fitting HR department have gone beyond woke! 🤣

@Millarman2638 @UKLabour I’m guessing Stuart Hall was at the bar buying the drinks..

@UKLabour These guys will be voting for you!

Vote Labour today in Gorton and Denton.