Simon

Hello. Long time no see. Anyone still here?

@darrengrimes @PureGym They’re fasting. It would be immoral to tempt them to eat cock during this period.

feel like a lot of the internet disagreement over this topic arises due to the average American understanding seasoning exclusively as like, a colourful powder that comes out of a jar. and the more of this you add to your food, the more morally correct you are

We have ceded power to the most awful of people. Europe must invest to keep ourselves safe from idiots and isolationists

To survive in post-apocalypse America you will need 2 dice, a pencil and eraser. Freeway Fighter by Ian Livingstone. Puffin Books, 1985.

@laralogan Comrade Putin thanks you for your service

Here are facts about Ukraine that would be common knowledge if the media was honest & did its job: - Putin invaded largely because the U.S. broke its word/agreements on eastern expansion of NATO. - The US & Europe rebuffed Russia’s efforts to join NATO so he was never let into the club while - The US moved missile defence systems to the door of Russia, rubbing his face in it. - Then don’t forget the U.S. & Ukraine dismissed the will of the Russian-speaking people of Crimea to be part of Russia & covered up the mass murder of thousands across eastern Ukraine, to include Lugansk, Odessa & so on. - The CIA carried out a color revolution in 2014 to overthrow the Ukrainian govt & installed the leader THEY wanted - not the Ukrainian people. - Western Ukraine was the headquarters of the Nazi SS during WWII and those same Nazis are still active in the country today, as evidenced by the division of Nazis in the Ukrainian military known as the Azov Battalion. - The US & Europe have been arming, funding, training & equipping actual Nazis in Ukraine for years while screaming about Trump supporters being Nazis. - There is a long history behind this & one critical point concerns Alan Dulles, former head of the CIA who protected Ukraine’s Nazis from facing justice at the Nuremberg Trials - why? And why does no one ever ask that, to include all the Jewish organisations out there? No one is curious about the US protecting the Ukrainians in the Nazi SS?

@EmSilverwood91 Reading the allegations I think being a horrific bully to colleagues needs adding.

@EmSilverwood91 It’s all such a small surprise

I'm sure I heard Tim Westwood rumours in the 90s and I was a little uncool nobody who didn't even have adjacent famous friends

@RupertLowe10 What five things did you achieve last week?

Let's send an email to the entire British civil service with the question - what did you do last week? The answer for thousands? Sod all. Brutal cuts are required. Afuera!

@alexrubner The Centre Parks story was quite an eye opener too

It has come to my attention that not everyone is aware of the legend of the Mumsnet Penis Beaker. Buckle up. mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_c…

GBNews needs to change its name to RTNews at this point. Tom Tugendhat, ex Security Minister, does well to push back the nonsense from Bev Turner, ex sports presenter..

@WillKingston Surprise mother fucker! He was always this awful.

@trussliz @CPAC Absolute LOLs at the number of empty seats

"We want to dismantle the British Deep State, which is older and more entrenched than the American one." Watch my full speech to @CPAC

@trussliz @CPAC You are a ridiculous, impotent grifter. You were prime minister and you either realised that your “concerns” were grossly exaggerated or you were too incompetent to tackle them. I suggest it’s a mix of both but which side do you want to pick?

@Jennus1234 @drdagly Posted with no source, things that never happened. Now making up stuff to seem edgy.

@drdagly Posted with no source, things that never happened. I not only went to Covid parties but hosted them. Good times, good times.

So, during the pandemic I had a young angry man who chose not to be vaccinated. He was convinced that his youth and vigour along with some questionable supplements would keep him healthy. He took no precautions and actually attended a COVID party.

Dear @englandcricket Why are you playing the Afghanistan men's team when in their country women are tortured and persecuted by the Taliban? Where is your morality? Where are your ethics?

@_RobbieMoore No.3. is explained in the video. A fairer comparison is they’re spending double because £200k of that previously spent on in house services.

Wow. A MUST WATCH report from ITV investigating Bradford Council’s disastrous 10% Council Tax bombshell – raising HUGE questions about City of Culture and Bradford Council’s leadership. Here’s 4 things you need to know: 1️⃣ We now know that Bradford Council made a declaration that they were in 'good financial health’ just four years ago in 2021 - a year later, they were awarded City of Culture. 👉 This completely destroys the ’14 years’ line being constantly rolled out by council leaders but more importantly raises HUGE questions about the Council's transparency over their finances during the bid for city of culture 2️⃣ Experts now say City of Culture will NOT bring significant financial benefits to our area. 👉 This completely goes against everything the Council has been telling residents over the past few years and suggests City of Culture could end up COSTING us money, rather than making it. 3️⃣ Bradford Council are splashing FOUR TIMES as much cash on contracts than they were five years ago, despite their dire financial situation. 👉 How can this be defensible? The Council point to the cost of setting up the new Children’s Trust - but let’s remember, the only reason the Children’s Trust exists is because Bradford Council’s leadership were found to have left children ‘at risk of harm’ and they were stripped of Children’s services. 4️⃣ The Chancellor has now directly rejected my calls for investigation into the Bradford live fiasco and Bradford Council’s finances, defending Bradford Council's leaders instead. 👉 Once again, Labour party politics at play.

@magicians_magic @cutlerstom No

@DadAndTwo @cutlerstom Doesnt the UK pay donations tax?

No he won’t. He’ll inherit the farmland and business which is WORTH £6m. But he doesn’t want to sell it and realise that cash. He wants to work it for 1% ROI in some mistaken belief that the people appreciate being fed.

@AtticumFloreat @cutlerstom Corbyn’s 2019 manifesto suggested tightening agricultural relief so “it’s not unforeseeable” as in governments change over a 7 year period and agricultural relief has only been in place since the mid 80s.

@DadAndTwo @cutlerstom It was unforeseeable because it hadn't been discussed before, and Starmer had literally stood on the podium at an NFU conference in 2023 and said, "Each day brings a new existential risk to British farming. Losing a farm is not like losing any other business, it can’t come back."