Sean

@BernieSanders Horrifying.

69% of Americans support my bill to give the public a 50% ownership stake in AI companies. The American people understand that AI must work for ALL of us, and not just make a handful of Big Tech billionaires even richer.

Attention everyone in Flower Mound, Texas area The Hive Bakery apparently hates Conservatives and our country. This was their message for the 4th of July: “We refuse to observe this holiday. F*** this fascist regime” Would be a shame if everyone in the area saw this!

Amen to all of this.

@Academy I took it back and got my money back.

@DaddyBaseball Sorry for the trouble, Sean. That’s not the experience we want. This sounds like a possible product defect, especially since it happened twice. Please email customerservice@academy.com with your receipt and photos so we can review and assist with a resolution.

@academy, pretty pathetic. Just bought a brand new “premium” wagon at your store in Foley, AL, got to my destination and tried putting it together but the front wheel would not lock in. Drove all the way back for a new one only to have the SAME problem. Crap product.

@SpringHillSuite wow. Nice. Finally checking in at 5:13 pm. Check in time of 4 pm. Hmmm

@KatieMiller @DOGE All I keep hearing is how much money went everywhere else in the world while also being told that all of the money I paid into social security is gone and ill never get the retirement I paid for.

@Tha_Frederation I loved Eric Parker and thought he might have a bigger career

Outside of Jason Verrett and Seyi Ajirotutu (my favorite), who’s a Chargers player you loved heavily, wanted to succeed but just never worked out for him?

A-friggin-men

What?

One of the most laughable things on the internet is all the people in our government who have amassed a 39 trillion dollar debt telling us that if they could just tax Elon’s wealth, they could fix everything they have broken. 😂🤡

@mariashriver @amyklobuchar About what a small percentage of the annual federal budget could cure so many problems it doesn’t even touch now? Agreed.

I’ve been thinking about this, actually every American should be thinking about this. @amyklobuchar

@tanpukunokami These are the best thing about the internet right now.

The Chicken and Waffle Emergency Meeting I ordered chicken and waffles because the name sounded like two separate meals having an argument. Then the plate arrived. Fried chicken. On a waffle. With syrup. I stared at it. The chicken looked confident. The waffle looked trapped. The syrup looked like it had caused problems before. I asked the waitress, “Is this breakfast?” She said, “Depends how strong you are.” This was not an answer. This was a threat. I looked at the plate again. Chicken belongs with lunch. Waffles belong with morning. Syrup belongs with pancakes. America put all three together and expected me to act like the table was not legally confused. I picked up the syrup. My hand stopped. Pouring syrup on waffle: Normal. Pouring syrup on chicken: A crime in several emotional jurisdictions. The man at the next table saw me freeze. He said, “Bro, drown it.” Drown it. America does not season food. America declares floods. So I poured. The syrup landed on the waffle. Safe. Then it crossed into chicken territory. No one screamed. No police came. The chicken simply sat there, accepting the syrup like it had been waiting for corruption. I cut one bite. Chicken. Waffle. Syrup. My brain immediately called an emergency meeting. Sweet was yelling. Salt was confused. Crunch demanded legal counsel. Breakfast refused to sit next to Dinner. Lunch said, “Why am I even here?” Then my mouth raised its hand and said, “Shut up. This works.” That was the worst part. It worked. The waffle was soft. The chicken was crispy. The syrup was lying to both of them, but in a helpful way. By the third bite, I was no longer eating. I was watching enemies become roommates. By the fifth bite, I understood the American system. Do not solve conflict. Put it on a plate. Add syrup. Charge $14.99. The waitress came back. “How is it?” I wanted to say, “My government has collapsed.” Instead, I said, “It is peaceful now.” She nodded like this happens often. Chicken and waffles is not a meal. It is breakfast and violence sharing custody of syrup. I finished the plate with shame, respect, and minor maple damage. NyanChuu will no longer fear impossible alliances. If America puts ribs on pancakes and calls it a morning special, I will not ask questions. I will simply request extra napkins and prepare for diplomacy.

@amyklobuchar This year’s budget is $7.4 TRILLION. So by your logic, if you could find just 4% in that budget, you could do all those things. And as a sitting US Senator, you could at LEAST propose it. So this seems a bit shallow.

With $300 billion, we could end homelessness, fund cancer research for 40 years, and give every child free pre-K for over 7 years. Instead, Trump is sending it to Iran. This is not America First. Not even close.

@japan_nobunaga PLEASE do Buc-ee’s!!!!!

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

Elon Musk is not stealing from you. Gavin Newsom is stealing from you. Karen Bass is stealing from you. Tim Walz is stealing from you. Elizabeth Warren is stealing from you. AOC is stealing from you. Becoming wealthy does not make you evil. The people who take from you, promising to fix problems and then enriching themselves while trying to get you to hate those they're taking the money from... are evil.

I know how Elon Musk became a trillionaire, but I don't know how Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, and Nancy Pelosi became millionaires.

@EdMarkey 😂

Hate to break it to you, Mike. But it is our money. #TaxTheRich

@WesternLensman 😂

After livestreaming all day and night trying to see Trump’s name being removed from the Kennedy Center building, Jim Acosta exclaims: “This is very much like watching the Berlin Wall coming down." "It is a sign that humankind can stand up against tyranny." Holy hell. Just absolutely incredible journalisming.

@RoKhanna @elonmusk @JoeBiden No, because they didn’t.

Wall street folks are celebrating @elonmusk for creating 4,400 millionaires. Fine. Did any of them celebrate @JoeBiden IRA, ARP, CHIPS for creating millions of good paying jobs? Our barometer should be opportunity & stability for the majority, not simply wealth for the few.