Callisto

@Mghazake Udaku of the century

Ukiona umekaa hivi kwa exam room jua ni rumours umeanza kuandika😂

Some people can spend the whole day alone and not get bored, but get bored when someone visits them.

@beldinkaaray @o_mwandi HuHh

@o_mwandi Y'all were prob stroking your shit through mfuko💀😂

how the fvck pocketing was a crime back in highschool??

@Pricci0 Rn actually

When you didn't study because you had a lot of time,now you aren't studying because there isn't enough time

@BrianOpangao Preach my brother

Hata kama hupendi kusoma, watch some documentaries .. I hate interacting with daft minds 😂

@frank_thegrim Kwanza ghasia iiseme "ehhh" am out

Si mtu mmoja ajitolee atuelezee how to continue the conversation after "niko poa pia"

@fwtimini Niliambia hivo mtu hatujai ongea tena ata physically

I hate it when relatives say, “You don’t even call us.” Do you ever call me too???

@me_true001 @_Paiwpaw1 Ss broke 1 sim slot gerrit

@_Paiwpaw1 That shit saved me day moja I forgot my sim card, I had telcom only

Yani Mpesa app unaweza tuma pesa kama line haiko kwa simu , nimekataa iyo bana

Life for real is a scam chemistry ulikuwa unapata As and Bs with the ego to back them up nakupata stage ukipika chapo za 20 wantam

@PeterAetherG @wangechikenya unalipa 1400+ kitu sijui mbona inawekwa sukari

@wangechikenya Bought a burger at burger king pale hub😭 Nlipitia hiyo kfc ya hub kukula tena😂

The pricing of burgers in nairobi needs to be regulated. 1800 for a burger without fries is robbery with violence.

@cygorila @IanECox @wangechikenya @nayesuakasema @javahouseafrica tam ikisha tutalia

@IanECox @wangechikenya @nayesuakasema @javahouseafrica I think the rate is artificial

@AlexMus76684806 @wangechikenya You can get the same for 450 in parklands

@wangechikenya The uptake of burgers is low and so for the burger to sell it has to make the most financial sense to the business owner. The ROI has to be instant. 1,800 is insane.

@CheekODread @annenyanyua @wangechikenya It has but tf do you mean 2000 for jeans

@annenyanyua @wangechikenya Hasn't thrift always existed? 🤔

@Pricci0 Every day😅

Using your studies as a reason to avoid family gatherings>>>>>>

Not in my house ‼️😥🙄

the difference is, i can take what i dish out. if i missed your birthday, just miss mine.. idgaf.

Ukienda kwa morio wako pale juja Alafu ugonge sahani bahati mbaya

I’ll decline tf out of a morning call. Yes I’m up but I haven’t even spoke to myself yet damn

"but you have friends". I promise you, not a single person would pick me first.

When will parents accept that the relationship they want with their kids will never happen in adulthood? Just give up. It’s your fault, live with that everyday. 👍🏾