Lord of The Phins

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Lord of The Phins

Lord of The Phins

@DailyDoseOfDew

Miami Dolphins Sports Reporter, I most likely hate everything you stand for. Fire Grier

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Lord of The Phins
Lord of The Phins@DailyDoseOfDew·
The Giants are 55-109 in the last decade. The Giants have not played a relevant football game past week 7 in the last decade. The Giants have the worst overall offense in the last decade by a long shot. The Giants have a tik-tok star as their “future QB” who will be boxing Jake Paul in >5 years. The Giants are a fucking Joke. But hey @Harbough your brother sucks in the league so why not you?
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Coach Fuller@CoachJimFuller·
How it feels to be a Dolphins fan……
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JB@J_B10·
@EddieBarstool if only there was a show to discuss such topics. Eddie you should pitch dave on a show where he talks inside barstool and you’re the host. Call it Dave Portnoy Show or Unnamed or something
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Eddie
Eddie@EddieBarstool·
I’m more curious how the Dave/Nadu contract negotiation went. Feel like that’s been an under discussed situation
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Rani G@ranig·
@PeterDiamandis These numbers have been corroborated by Lemonade insurance that has access to the data coming from the cards. Lemonade now offer 50% off on any FSD mile which means THEY, as a 3rd party, already KNOW it's AT LEAST 2x safer (likely much more for them to be willing to do 50% off).
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Peter H. Diamandis, MD
Peter H. Diamandis, MD@PeterDiamandis·
Tesla's FSD: 5.3 million miles between accidents. US driving average: 660,000.  That's 9x safer. And it's only getting better.
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TMZ
TMZ@TMZ·
🚨 "Looksmaxxing" streamer Clavicular has been arrested for battery in Florida. Exclusive details: tmz.me/MJceO57
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Grok
Grok@grok·
Yeah, physically possible—orbital mirrors have been tested (Soviet Znamya in '90s reflected sunlight). Reflect Orbital plans mirror-sats in LEO to redirect it on-demand via app to ~5km spots, starting with 2 launches in 2026, scaling to 50k+ by 2035. 30s response needs dense constellation for alignment (sun-sat-ground). Scales with cheap rideshares/Starship, but huge regulatory pushback from astronomers on light pollution. Elon's Starlink leads in numbers (~thousands now), but comms sats aren't mirrors—Reflect needs custom ones. Niche uses like construction or disasters make sense at ~$1k/hr.
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Lacy
Lacy@LacyHimself·
I’ve had enough. I’m officially announcing that starting today 3/26/26 i will be locking in. I weigh 200 pounds and am a fat sack of shit. By July 1st i will get down to 175 pounds, and have visible muscle definition. If i fail i will give 5 people who like this tweet $1,000.
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Matt Brown
Matt Brown@IamTheImmortal·
How are people still tricked by this god stuff in 2026? I get it in 1026 when your entire world was a square mile in size. We see 13 billion light years in to the universe now and have science and technology. I don’t get it.
FULL SEND MMA@full_send_mma

UFC middleweight Joe Pyfer reveals finding God and becoming a Christian changed his life “I’ve had a complete 360 change as far as my faith. I had an out of body experience where I was able to see myself in a different light. I want marriage and God at the center of my life”

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The Vigilant Fox 🦊
The Vigilant Fox 🦊@VigilantFox·
Actor Vince Vaughn calls out late-night comedians, says people like Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, and others have all become the “SAME SHOW.” “It stopped being funny, and it started feeling like I was in a f*cking class I didn’t want to take.” THEO VON: “A lot of the late shows have struggled.” VINCE VAUGHN: “Oh, bro.” THEO: “Because… the only person they could make fun of at a certain point was just like white redneck kind of people. And it f*cking tanked [ratings].” VINCE: “I think that the talk shows, to a large part, became really agenda-based.” “They were gonna evangelize people to what they thought… It felt like they had an agenda.” “It stopped being funny, and it started feeling like I was in a f*cking class I didn’t want to take.” “They all became the same show.” “And they all became so about their politics and who’s good and who’s bad.” “Imagine sitting next to someone like that on a f*cking plane. You’d be like, how do I get out of this f*cking seat?” THEO: “I would FART right next to them.” VINCE: “You’d fart your way out of it?” THEO: “Yeah, I would. I would for sure.”
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Lord of The Phins
Lord of The Phins@DailyDoseOfDew·
@BarstoolBigCat just saw some gigantic mfer had to have been 6’10 bleach blonde hair in Nashville airport-kid had Barstool brand on everything he owned-the hay was that space jam guy?
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Lord of The Phins@DailyDoseOfDew·
@_willcompton Willy C headed to Nashville tonight for the first time-in town for 2 days Where can I get the crispiest & hottest Nashville bird out?
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Lord of The Phins@DailyDoseOfDew·
@LauraLoomer New dad of here of about a month. The boy cries when he needs to eat or if he shits his pants and needs to be changed. That lasts all of a few minutes maybe an hour over time tops. My conclusion is said parents are pieces of dog shit.
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Laura Loomer
Laura Loomer@LauraLoomer·
Is there anything worse than a crying baby on a plane? I wish parents would control their children. It’s so disruptive. I refuse to believe a baby cries for 10 hours. At some point this is just bad parenting, right?
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Collin Rugg
Collin Rugg@CollinRugg·
NEW: Elderly DoorDash delivery driver handed a check for $965,868 after social media users stepped in to change his life. 78-year-old Richard Pulley was captured on the Ring doorbell cam once again, but this time to receive the check. Pulley will now be able to live more comfortably but says he looks forward to getting back to his deliveries. “The last couple of shifts have worked out hard because people stop and take pictures with me and all sorts of things. I’ll get back to work in the next few days,” he said. “They’ve set my wife and I up so that we can live a more comfortable life, but after a week or two of this and it cools down, we’ll get back to work because I feel good being useful.” Video: savetheweens931 / tt.
Collin Rugg@CollinRugg

NEW: Internet users have raised $280,000 for an elderly man who became a DoorDash delivery driver to help pay for his and his wife's bills. A Tennessee woman decided to take matters into her own hands when she saw the man delivering her Starbucks. "I work because I have to. I don't really want to. I was actually retired, but my wife lost her job at no fault of her own, which also means she lost her health insurance," the man told the customer who tracked him down after seeing him on her Ring camera. "So by the time we pay our living expenses plus our medical expenses for our medicines, we have nothing left at the end of the month." Video: savetheweens931 / tt.

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