You Got Juiced

Too busy stroking Tiger’s meat I assume

@GolfDigest Too busy stroking Tiger’s meat I assume

Jim Nantz says the only golf he's seen Bryson DeChambeau play this year is on YouTube.

@bigcontentguy Gaymen Corner in this guys case. Gotta be a Duke fan

holy shrink

Tiger Woods has become the Jerry Garcia of golf. So many people’s livelihoods riding on this guy that no one can hold him to account and get him to clean up.

American Sniper.

This is exactly the type of brain dead media coverage that has enabled Tiger Woods pill addiction. Oh yeah he’s sweating because he’s ’built different’.

@ButlerCabin1894 @BrendanPorath It’s nuts. Tiger is so wrapped up in the business of the PGAT that none of the golf media can honestly report on this latest fuckup or offer any critique of Tiger at all. Did they say they all hoped he was going to tee it up at ANGC?

@BrendanPorath What a joke. The public glazing and lack of criticism continues. Tiger could kill a child while behind the wheel and types like this wouldn’t change their tune.

NBC booth addresses Tiger DUI arrest (though that was not specifically mentioned) at top of their broadcast. Kevin Kisner: “Very disturbing. He was really working hard on his game, trying to practice and get back in shape. He signed up for the U.S. Senior Open yesterday. He was trying to do anything he could to come back and try and help our TGL team, get ready, hopefully try and play the Masters. Just a really unfortunate incident, I guess, Brad, the only positive is that is nobody was injured in the incident and we can all move forward and hopefully help him get better.”

@BulwarkOnline It’s good for the olds to get out

The Villages retirement community in Florida have turned out in huge numbers for No Kings. William Steiner, our Villages correspondent, says that the turnout is twice as big as last year's.

@NickKristof Why *would* anyone read a newspaper these days? Credibility has been blown to bits.

Hmm. This was dispiriting. I had a haircut from a young woman, and after she established that I write for a newspaper, she gushed: "That's so interesting! I've never actually read a newspaper."

@GolfDigest @JoelMBeall Oh, you geniuses just figured it out. Golf media has tiptoed around Tigers issues forever. Guy was dripping flop sweat in his interview with Nantz at Riviera and media stooges were wondering if he was going to tee it up at ANGC. Eldrick makes John Daly look like Gary Player.

Tiger coverage has centered around one question for years: Can he play? It becomes incomplete without an honest answer to a prior question: Is he okay? @JoelMBeall with more: glfdig.st/Y6Oo50YA2sf

@conor64 It was abundantly obvious that the actual danger of C19 for the vast majority of the population was far less than the hysteria warranted. You even call it an ‘emergency’. It was not an emergency. The absurd and performative masking behaviors = clownery for the gullible.

A question for everyone: survey data suggests that by the end of the Covid-19 emergency trust in public health institutions had decreased significantly. If you are among the people who reacted that way, why specifically? I'm hoping for long, diverse, individualized answers.

@datingbyblaine This is some crazy shit. Guys either an Indian or has a micro if he hasn’t found a gf by now

Why is matchmaking expensive? To illustrate, here’s how I’ll lose money on a client’s $49,000 package. Client is 46, 6’2, exited tech founder. He’s looking for a woman 27-33, very specific criteria around match personality, appearance, and profession. Without diving into specifics, she: • Isn’t easily searchable online... • Isn’t likely to reply when we find her… • Isn’t likely to be single… • Often has a deal-breaker trait we can’t screen for without a phone call… • Isn’t necessarily interested in my client… I was expecting this to be a difficult search, so I quoted $49,000. I wasn’t expecting ~100 hours of labor to find each match, not including communication with the client! To date I’ve spent $45,000 on salaries for the women staffed on his search, plus $2,750 on styling and photos, and we still owe the client 2 matches... Before considering overhead (let alone opportunity cost) this will be a huge L financially. Things balance out though. Most engagements are profitable. Some engagements are quite profitable. For example, a new client in NYC paid $30,000 and paused after his first match, because he’s 99% sure we found his wife. That's still a new relationship, and engagements last 9 months (6 months of active matching + up to 3 months of pause), so we could be on the hook for more work in coming months. But you get the point 🙏

@allie__voss @mkhammer This might have been a thing in the 1950’s.

I’m sorry, but if you’re a girl who grew up in the United States in the early 2000s….please be serious No one told you that

@FWPlayboy Ghislaine’s monster milkers are never upsetting though

Epstein is moving up in the ranking of "Men Who Even Just His Picture without Context is VERY Upsetting to Some Men" 1. Dan Bilzerian 2. Jeffrey Epstein 3. President Trump

@thedimitri Completely driven by women. I learned as a divorced guy how prevalent this is. Was with a particularly sexual woman and experimented putting my hand on her throat. She put her hand on top of mine encouraging me to squeeze harder. Now I do it with all my girls and they love it.

Sexual choking has become mainstream, and it's pretty clear it's driven more by women’s desire to be choked than by men’s desire to choke

@stoolpresidente Golf media is complicit in this. They all knew how deep Tiger was into the painkillers but are afraid to speak the truth because they might lose access.

Ain’t no way this is real?

@WSJ Privileged Jewish woman tears at the fabric of our country.

Sheryl Sandberg’s Lean In nonprofit has shed about a quarter of its staff as the founder focuses the feminist organization on pushing back against the “tradwife” and manosphere movements that prioritize women’s roles as housewives. 🔗 on.wsj.com/4te5eJF

@theblaze He has never cared about secure borders and Democrats don’t want secure borders. Biden and Mayorkas (received auto pen pardon, hasn’t been seen since) claimed the border was secure while millions of criminals came into our country.

Hakeem Jeffries: "We're going to continue to make sure there are secure borders, but we do have a broken immigration system and we should fix it in a bipartisan way."

@FountainTyler @antipushcart2 Let me guess, your ‘club’ has a quarter fed range ball dispenser

@DailyJuice3 @antipushcart2 Why would that be the method and do you drink paint?

Old club in Michigan had the head pro play a round with you when you joined - graded you A,B,or C based on skill and pace of play. "A" players were the only ones allowed before 10am. Some things used to make sense. We need to bring this back immediately.

@FountainTyler @antipushcart2 You have a guy with a stopwatch and a clipboard sitting on the 18th green? Strike one! I’ll take things that never happened for $1000 please

@antipushcart2 My club has a 3 strike policy. If you take more than 3 hours and 45 minutes to play your name goes on a list. Get 3 X's next to your name and you don't priority times until you've proven you can get back on the clubs preferred pace.