Dude Guyman
207 posts
I knew there was a reason my “leave my wallet on the Yamanote Line” test didn’t work
End Wokeness@EndWokeness
Justice KBJ: "If I steal a wallet in Japan, I am subject to Japanese laws….. in a sense, it's allegiance." Her case for birthright citizenship:
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Whoever at Disney was responsible for coming up with the name "Mike and Sulley's Flavors of Asia" as well as the person who signed off on this need to be given a raise immediately.
This is the funniest thing I have ever seen and will never forget the "Mike and Sulley's Flavors of Asia"
After you give them the raise though, obviously, you have to fire them.
Scott Gustin@ScottGustin
NEW: Here’s a first look at Mike and Sulley's Flavors of Asia restaurant on the Disney Adventure.
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@Babygravy9 The Gulf State primate trade and what SEA does to Galagos for the pet trade warrant turning their hovels into a sulphurous wasteland
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Okay. This is another possibility if my life takes a downward turn: a) destroy the Chinese fishing fleet; b) free all orca whales in captivity; c) launch a guerrilla war in Sumatra against the palm-oil industry that’s killing the orangutans—and d) free Viola from the circus.
dominic dyer@domdyer70
“The Most Desperate Elephant in the World,” Viola, was stolen from her home as a baby and has survived five decades of confinement. Even after multiple escape attempts, she’s still being pushed into arenas. Don't buy a ticket to any circuses that exploit animals.
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Explaining public affairs to an American: Imagine if a CEO ate a hamburger
Pop Crave@PopCrave
Wendy’s US President posts new video amid burger battle with McDonald’s & Burger King.
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Update after two months of basically 24/7 wear: this thing is an absolutely phenomenal deal if you want a quartz watch. Best bracelet I’ve encountered on anything cheaper than a GS
It’s just hour, second, and independent 24hr so it doesn’t tick and remind you it’s quartz either
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The Legion: "Hello, we are a brutal, autocratic militarized nation that forcefully assimilates any tribes or settlements we conquer and erase their identities, turning their women - whom we believe are physically inferior - into breeding stock and their men into cannon fodder. We punish any disobedience with the most brutal public execution method in history, slaughter entire settlements solely as a form of psychological warfare, perform human sacrifice to appease Mars, and engage in industrial-scale slave trading."
FNV players: "Whoa, you think women are inferior!? NOT cool bro! Y'all gotta GO!"
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Of the many things people get wrong about the Legion, it's the reason why people like them so much that most misunderstand. The Legion doesn't rock because they're Roman larpers in mini skirts, they rock because they have the most fascinating characters. Severus. Lucius. Vulpes. Lanius. Ulysses. Joshua Graham. Edward Sallow. Graham and Sallow are what make the Legion so interesting, as their origin story is so incredibly compelling. Outside of the obvious Romulus and Remus theme, the story of a devout Mormon missionary and a resentful booksmart tactician building a Slave Nation with Total War and cunning - just fucking rocks. Two men have a horrific vision for an America united under one blood-soaked flag. Their guile, viciousness and sheer willpower nearly bring the entire Southwestern United States to it's knees. Art by @_deimos_art
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@JigokuCake I was absolutely floored the first time I watched Sonantine and saw Vic Romano
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Inagawa Junji, known in America under a very different and less flattering name.
受戒@school_of_hmv
近所のブックオフ、先週までは無かった稲川淳二作品の貴重な円盤が大量に売られていたので何枚か確保。不謹慎かもしれないが、どうしても連想してしまうのはコレクターの他界…。そういう私も他人事ではないので、生きているうちに大量の円盤の処分方法を考えておかねばならないのかもしれない。
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@pissvortex Lore accurate considering William Gibson based most of the slang in Neuromancer off of the Toronto Slang of his time
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- If the business is true—
- Is this the test now?
- Yes, if the business is true, that you left your moms in the hood—
- What one?
- What?
- What hood?
- It doesn’t make any difference what hood, it’s completely hypothetical.
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They call me mochi the way I be smacking tf out of my lil grain of rice with a mallet #REALBEATER
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Cute little AI slop story but the fucking Sons of The Forest chud poodle in the back has me fucking HOWLING
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@FurkaDurka @RAZBAM As far as I'm aware ED is gonna sunset all RAZBAM modules eventually because they don't want to give up the source code and there's only so much ED can do as far as keeping them stable with each new build. I could be wrong however.
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@RAZBAM Id like to think this means yall have come to an solution to falling out between yall and Eagle dynamics?
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It's been a while since I've post anything, here is one of current WiP proyects.
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@pmml17_v1224 @RapidResponse47 There's other NSAIDS than paracetamol dumbass
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@RapidResponse47 You guys are telling women to “tough it out” if they get a high fever during pregnancy. HAVE YOU RESEARXHED WHAT EFFECTS MATERNAL HIGH FEVER CAN HAVE ON THE FETUS??
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The Trump Administration's Autism Action Plan
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If you get DoorDash in Connecticut is it delivered by, like, Kyle?
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@NewRightPoast This is the shit foundring performs and wonders why he doesn't get gigs
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Trying to convince my dad to get rid of his old CDs. "It's all on Spotify now."
"All of it?" he asks.
"Pretty much."
He disappears for five minutes and then hands me this. "Is *this* on Spotify?"
"OK, maybe not all of it."
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