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@SweetMattyD In related news, there is no direction an adult can comfortably relax in a tub of this shape.

Let’s just call it what it is- this single pane of glass, semi open shower at hotels is a form of fat shaming

@SweetMattyD @DuvalMagic I’m in. And I have some experience.

@DuvalMagic In!

Anyone want to do this with me?

Today I looked at homes on Bear Swamp Road. It’s almost impossible for me to not buy a home on Bear Swamp Road. If it was “Venomous” or “Flaming Bear Swamp Road” I’d be sunk.

After several months of denied access twitter just said, "oh, right. it is you." I missed you guys.

@nickelodeoonfts 😻 @HansTaratzYT @notfoundNFT @TrippyMexican13 @Rohitsa66151588 @abdul_tupet @vaniashina @kereembudak @Banana195707928 @jl881112 @CulTheKid @Ehsan_mahmoudii @andylapshin @LisaWat04426212

@nickelodeoonfts No 🧢 @_justindegraaf @BillBozay96 @inBetweenersNFT @teaston @futurekennysf @TR3bebe @WmanForAmerica @BranxDeLeon @frogyDE @dwyersonn @Benjstalter @ursusETH @Godxylla

@slashfilm This picture of Patton suggests he’d be amazing as The Heat Mizer for a live remake of “The Year Without a Santa Claus”

Patton Oswalt stars in the trailer for the discomforting comedy I Love My Dad. slashfilm.com/926545/i-love-…

@TobiahZarlez @PennSunday @pennjillette @SweetMattyD And was the Tehachapi Loop beyond your expectations? You bet it was!

@EricIdle I’d come do a juggling show at your house as a trade for the car.

I’m thinking of selling my Tesla. Any offers?

Now that’s a nice thing to hear! Thanks!!

@SweetMattyD If the plants in my yard are any indication, no.

Finally, my calling… euronews.com/green/2022/05/…

@AmandaH59037151 @Scoopstronaut Let’s do it like a book club. We’ll all get buses and do the conversions at the same time.

@WayneGio @KeziaGio @7BillionNeedles I fully support your decision.

At Denny's in Vegas with @KeziaGio & @7BillionNeedles. I had to get the Moon's Oven My Hammy because of @DamnedJuggler ♥️

@ShoelessScoop That parking lot attendant is a hero.

@DamnedJuggler what score would these 2 guys get? vm.tiktok.com/TTPdrPQ7db/

@ReyEstupendo @TheWhitneyBrown That’s the story! Thank you so much!

@DamnedJuggler @TheWhitneyBrown Was it this bit? youtube.com/watch?v=GdjIkd…

@TheWhitneyBrown Is there somewhere online to see you doing The Watermelon Story on the Tonight Show? I tell friends it’s one of the all time great spots and can’t find a link to prove it.

@Joanesty Any 3 bean bags are good. A little heavy is better. Tell him to stand with his knees against a sofa while he learns.

@DamnedJuggler Hi, my 13 year old son wants to learn to juggle. What are the best juggling balls to start with? Thanks!

@TheWhitneyBrown @laurenthehough I was fortunate to see many of your shows when I was a teenaged juggler.

Guy at the dog park told me I’m ruining my dog because I call him and he comes then I give him cheese. Guy said he should come because he respects me not for food. So I said, yeah? call your dog. Now he doesn’t wanna give me training tips anymore.

@crestview93 3 lbs ground beef or turkey, 1 lb frozen mixed veggies (no onions) 1 cup grain (barley, groats)

@DamnedJuggler what was your dog food recipe? Also what size bags of vegetables? Thank you. #jugglerlove