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@RealJamesWoods Run out of other people’s money…

Good.

@joeroganhq Why does anyone give this trainwreck oxygen?

Jasmine Crockett: "People are understanding it’s not good to have a con man as commander in chief... We’ve lost 1.1M jobs since he swore in just in January. People are not happy with anything that is going on."

@Amer1can_Barbie @TiffanyFong A tease would say 😇

@TiffanyFong Mine 😂

@BillMelugin_ She didn’t have enough heat in the smoke signals

This did not age well.

@Osint613 Did the goat farm blow up?

Iranian reports: An explosion in Zanjan, Iran has reportedly killed 14 IRGC members.

@HLC_actual @PolymarketIntel The goat breeding farm

@PolymarketIntel Name a location in Iran that the US has been unable to hit during this operation I’ll wait…

Iran’s Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei: America's paper tiger bases can't even secure themselves, let alone the regional American-worshippers.

@Amer1can_Barbie He gets a signing bonus for being a virgin

You guys I fucking can’t ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

@sw_usa7476 You left out memory care at the nursing home

@BleacherReport @TickPick @tacobell Mamdani should hug a Crunchwrap…

Its cheaper to get tickets to a Mets game than it is to get a Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supreme 😳 (via @TickPick, @tacobell)

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@Osint613 A terrorist would say what?

Iranian Foreign Ministry: We condemn U.S. seizures of Iran-linked tankers, its "outright legalization of piracy and armed robbery on the high seas."

@BernieSanders You have three houses, how many are you willing to support there smart guy?

Afghans who risked their lives alongside U.S. troops were promised safety. Forcing them to choose between near-certain death at the hands of the Taliban or a country they’ve never known is cruel and immoral. We must not betray those who risk their lives to protect our soldiers.

@Osint613 I think they need their own reality show, Trump can be the producer after his term.

Iran’s Fars News Agency has released new images showing what it says 2 vessels seized by the IRGC in the Strait of Hormuz.

@Jim_Jordan @elonmusk How about someone goes to jail for a change?

SPLC = fraud ActBlue = fraud California Medicare = fraud Minnesota daycares = fraud FireAid = fraud What's next?

@joeroganhq Moron

Actor Mark Ruffalo says America should rethink capitalism: "It’s gonna take some re-imagining of what America is."

@BasedMikeLee Hope you’re making enough money from your social media posts to cover the cost of losing your soul for not doing the job you were ELECTED to do

Nothing says 4/20 quite like nuking the filibuster to pass the SAVE America Act

@KristinaParts that joke was hanging on by a thinner thread

@Notwokenow Didn’t know you could use EBT for a cruise

The Walmart of the Seas. Nope. Not even for free.

@Osint613 Resupply for Carriers at sea (almost all Navy ships) is handled thru underway replenishment not at port. I’d question this photo a little more

Images released by USA Today show meals recently served to sailors aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln aircraft carrier. Hopefully the ship makes a port visit soon and gets a proper resupply.