Dan Kane

@MW_Royers Give yourselves a failing grade in beating Iowa. And in Math. 🖐️🙂

Dear Iowa State and KState fans - I'm sorry I stole your nickname in the heat of the moment. Especially for the Iowa State fans reading this - we'll make it up to you by beating Iowa.

@BrianEntin Relax. An NTSB specialist’s travel is not an emergency. Getting the team to the scene is a priority, yes, but the investigative process isn’t dependent on the immediate arrival of any one person. And NTSB investigations routinely take a year.

The NTSB had to "beg" to get one of their specialists through TSA in Houston so they could get to the Laguardia plane crash. What a mess.

@SebMcKinnon The fact that you distracted an Olympic athlete with this issue DURING the Olympics, such that she needed to take time to issue a statement, is ridiculous. But the way she handled it was smart. Much smarter than you.

I’m very honoured that Amber chose my music for her routine, won gold no less! I’m happy things were resolved amicably and that we both stand for the protection of artist rights. I’m looking forward to watching her compete on February 19th with my music again. Go Amber!✨✨✨

@AppleMacGenius @BulwarkOnline @kayleighmcenany She’s not Kayleigh, “genius.” She’s Karoline: @PressSec.

I think it’s insulting that @kayleighmcenany really doesn’t get tariffs.. you put a tariff on a country and that is passed on to the consumer.. everyone EVERYONE knows this.. the only insulting thing here is the fact that she tried to gaslight this reporter for TELLING THE TRUTH! Insanity!

Reporter: "Have you ever paid a tariff? Because I have. They don't get charged on foreign companies. They get charged on the importers." Leavitt: "I think it's insulting that you're trying to test my knowledge of economics and the decisions that this president has made."

@ChrisDJackson BREAKING: Chris D. Jackass, perpetually confused and rambling, mixes up Trump with Biden. The lies are undeniable, but for Chris, this is normal.

🚨 BREAKING: Trump, visibly confused and rambling, forgot why he was in the Oval Office—to swear in Tulsi Gabbard as DNI. Instead, he tried to leave without doing it, leaving even Newsmax stunned. At almost 79 years old, the decline is undeniable. This is not normal.

@WesleyWilson @SecRubio “A manual on his job”? You’re smarter than that, Wes. Stay in your lane; you handle the oncology, and Secretary Rubio will handle the diplomacy. 🇺🇸

I will NOT attend the G20 summit in Johannesburg. South Africa is doing very bad things. Expropriating private property. Using G20 to promote “solidarity, equality, & sustainability.” In other words: DEI and climate change. My job is to advance America’s national interests, not waste taxpayer money or coddle anti-Americanism.

@anylaurie16 They’re only in charge now because it was such a great four years, Democants.

Great first week, Republicans.

@CharlieKNews Charlie, reading through your post and the comments, I don’t see any mention of the former Presidents’ plans for attending the swearing-in ceremony - the main event of the inauguration. Everything else, including lunch, are extras, which perhaps they were always going to skip?

@MorrisRetired19 @Tyler_T15 “That didn’t just come to her…” You wouldn’t have any idea, Angela. But oh look, you’re in South Carolina. Interesting. 🤔😄

@Tyler_T15 That didn’t just come to her, it was just done recently in another game.

Caitlin Clark on deciding to throw the ball off Paige Bueckers late in the game: "The biggest thing at that point in the game is you just want the clock to go down. You don't want to give them the ball, but she had her back completely turned so I was just trying to waste some clock. It just came to my brain. So I just went for it and it kinda worked."

@gotchradamus 😄 Husker can’t “handle.”

@DanKaneLaughs @HuskerInsanity @ChadLeistikow Maybe remove the "laughs" from your handle bud.

Iowa coach Lisa Bluder after Caitlin Clark reaches 3,650 career points to surpass Lynette Woodard's 3,649: “Tonight is the night of the real record. For some reason, the NCAA doesn’t want to recognize the basketball that was played prior to 1982, and that’s wrong. We played basketball back then. They just don’t want to recognize it. That hurts the rest of us that were playing at that time. There’s no reason that shouldn’t be the true record. At a school like Iowa, which is so rich in AIAW history, I just want to make sure we acknowledge Lynette’s accomplishments in the game of basketball.”

@HuskerInsanity @ChadLeistikow Trolling a post about recognizing women’s basketball players’ accomplishments throughout the decades — definitely not a good look, tbh, Erik.

@ChadLeistikow Definitely not NCAA protocol, tbh.

@BrendanBuck So, you.

Ramaswamy is gonna crush with the demo of those who are dissatisfied with Trump but are also aggressive online trolls.

@daily_brenda @BrendanBuck Let’s compare her life accomplishments with yours, Brenda.

@BrendanBuck She’s just pathetic

just drop out

@IowaHoops So many great moments in Thurs night’s game but my fav is QB @connor_m30 finding WR @KrisMurray24 on a long route for the touchdown. 😄 #2sports1court 🖤💛

@TheOrangeKrush @KAMSILLINI Sounds like a good time, until… 🖤💛 FTW

Thanks to the extreme generosity from from the owners of Kams, they will be hosting Krush as our Illini take on the Hawkeyes. All students who were scheduled to go to Iowa this weekend will enter first, will not pay cover, and will receive a free T-shirt! Krush 🤝 @KAMSILLINI

Krushed. 🖤💛 @IowaHoops @TheOrangeKrush

@StateFarmCenter @IowaHoops Gonna be so awkward when Jake from @StateFarm has to take Twitter away from staff at @StateFarmCenter. #branding #fraud #PRproblem

@IowaHoops Iowa students are always welcome at State Farm Center (if they can get tickets). 😉

A statement from the Iowa Athletics Department regarding Saturday’s game vs Illinois:

@IlliniProcess @IowaHoops How did someone from IL not know about the reading, writing, & math deficits of Illinois students vs. Iowa students? The answer is in the question. #stoopid 😄

@IowaHoops How did someone who works for Iowa know how to spell that many words? Let alone put them together to make sentences 🤯

Congrats @_nickygrex singing with the amazing @AndreaBocelli on @FallonTonight! 👏👏🎄 #holidays #christmas

@AlecBaldwin I suppose your slogan now is “Well…I didn’t kill EVERYBODY.”

I suppose Oz’s slogan now is “Well…I didn’t have a stroke.”