Dan Kelly

@InesBetancur1 How many watched it 10x. It got better with each watch

Qué bien por el caballo 🐴, solo se defendió de un acosador descelebrado de mierda 😁😎🆒

There are only 3 UNELECTED MAJORITY GOVERNMENTS in the world: 1. China 2. North Korea 3. CANADA

@moonbootspleb @DefiantLs Your hole would fall right off after they finished with you. You would be dragging your vagina like a tail!

@DefiantLs Why is it that they all have these bizarre physical pathologies?

British woman: If I had to pick between an island with patriotic right wing men and muslim men, "I would 100% feel safe and secure on the island with muslim men"

@tweetsbyzyl @rsnavyvet70 9.9

@rsnavyvet70 Rate it

The only movie with Ben Affleck that I love 🤓

@Darth_Martys There is the high IQ working overtime

Looks like karma sent a polite reminder: if it doesn’t belong to you, maybe don’t test the borrowing policy.

@progressive_ji @zippinupmaboots @KirstieMAllsopp Why are you racist

@zippinupmaboots @KirstieMAllsopp Are you white?

I love the U.K., a man can run around the streets stabbing people for being Jewish, and the issue people debate is whether the police officers trying to remove the knife from him used excessive force. Proof that we will do absolutely anything to avoid addressing antisemitism.

@progressive_ji @KirstieMAllsopp He is a dog you progressive cuck

@KirstieMAllsopp The police were out of order. We don't know what horrors that poor man has seen in his life and what the impact of racism has been on his mental health... The police did not need to kick him like a dog. No compassion no respect Vile

@TheAlanColeShow Oh fuck off moron

We don't want to turn into America, no police officer should kick anybody in the face, not even terrorists. Hope the IPCC investigates this, this is not acceptable conduct.

@TrumpsHurricane Douche

Describe Jimmy Kimmel in TWO words or less

@AntiLeftMemes Joe, because he isn’t long for this world. He doesn’t even know he is here.

Who?

@SlewfootM @sentdefender Shut the fuck up dumbass

@sentdefender Another staged shooting. His approval is in the septic tank and he brings out the old fake shooter routine again

Following reports of shots fired at the White House Correspondents Dinner, reports say that the U.S. Secret Service now has a suspect in custody. Footage here shows the moment the purported shots were fired. More to come.

@mapleblooded Robert Fife needs to be in a retirement home. He is cheering on the Great Canadian Spit Roast”

What point is Robert Fife trying to make here? Poilievre couldn’t keep traitorous MPs who lied to voters in his caucus? Is it a good thing that Mark Carney recruited them? Is it good that Carney has been failing to negotiate with Trump?

@trainofangels00 @maythefourth69 Fuck you.

@maythefourth69 I only call them real Canadians because anyone who doesn't believe it are not real Canadians to me.

I truly believe Mark Carney could actually be the best prime minister Canada has ever had. He has exceptional economic expertise, serious global leadership experience at the Bank of Canada and Bank of England, and with his calm, competent style, he stands out as exactly the strong leader this country needs. As real Canadians, do you think he is the best prime minister we’ve ever had — or could he actually become the best?

@funtomvids I will take bullshit stories at the grocery store for $200 Alex

🟥 I stopped by my local supermarket after work yesterday, to pick up some hummus and a baguette. Behind me in line at the self-checkout were two young men, who looked to be in their late teens. I overhead one say to the other, “I had to get two different security clearances just to be a VOLUNTEER at this community organization, yet someone who is the leader of a main political party and wants to be the Prime Minister of Canada doesn’t even HAVE security clearance??? Make it make sense!” I smiled quietly to myself. Young Canadians these days, are sharp. They know a scammer when they see one. 😌

@sarobertsonca First thing I do is think about Canadians and how I can screw them t

CARNEY: "I do not get up first thing in the morning and think about the United States. I think about Canadians ... Our destiny is first and foremost going to be determined by what we do here. Canadians get that. I'm not sure everyone south of the border understands that."

@Mollyploofkins Haha Walmart Obama

Jeffries: “It’s extraordinary to me that Donald Trump keeps recycling this low-IQ insult. This is from the dumbest president ever to sit at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, and there's not even a close second.”

@Pixieislive @Mollyploofkins There you fixed it. Libs should be happy now

@Mollyploofkins this 😭

Trump "honoring" the University of Georgia women's tennis team with a photo that featured only men in the foreground.

@SupriyaShrinate Low trust Indians steal from the old

How dare Donald Trump call India a “hellhole”? How dare he refer to Indians as “gangsters with laptops”? He made these remarks in the US Supreme Court on birthright citizenship issue. We must oppose this vehemently, but there is pin drop silence from the Modi govt, so far.

@PH_OSINT Awe muffin. You forgot your pronouns

This is seriously lacking in the respect that the role, office, and people of #Canada deserve. Time for the dishonourable member leader the opposition to retire…

@PeterCunningham @Smil3yAngel A con? Fucking coffee was $10 and now $25. Bacon $8-10, a big pack of hot dogs $16. Go fuck your self pops

Spot on Jen! Poilievre’s grocery-affordability politics are a con. He talks like a populist enemy of concentrated corporate power, but when Parliament gets a chance to do anything concrete about concentrated grocery power, he votes the other way. He backed a vague motion about boosting grocery competition, then opposed real competition tools in Bill C-56 and opposed price-transparency and unit-pricing rules in Bill C-226 that the Competition Bureau itself says would help consumers and improve competition. That is not principle. That is theatre. He wants the anger of people at the checkout counter without supporting the rules that make dominant grocers compete harder for their business.

Poilievre complains almost daily about the Liberals raising prices on groceries. However, yesterday, he voted no on Bill-C226 to improve food price transparency. Conservatives are lying to you 😒