Dan Kjerulf

@MInthenow70635 Given that you’re nearly there, a fortnight?

How long do you think it would take Zack Polanski to turn Britain into a third world shithole?

@libsoftiktok What never happens has happened again

BREAKING: prominent LGBT Pride org founder, Jake Tucker, convicted of seven counts of sex trafficking

@VerminusM A suit without a tie? No, that won’t do…

Thiago Ávila is looking ravishing in his new suit. I hope he won't mind wearing it for a while.

@Tironianae @Aristos_Revenge Also, their food is delicious!

🚨 VIETNAMESE MAN IN USA NAILS IT: "We have 2 million people here...we NEVER ask anyone to bow down or speak our language. Why the F does this mayor in Somalian Minnesota have to speak their language, and apologize for those crooked-a** pirates?! Since when do we have to do that?" "What a SHAME. WTF is wrong with him?" "Our communities are thriving. We have businesses, scientists, engineers, doctors. We give back to this country more than we take." ABSOLUTE TRUTH NUKE 💯💯 Mayor Jacob Frey is a disgrace. FOLLOW AND SHARE FOR DAILY UPDATES

@IfindRetards @sappholives83 Wait until you see their “babies”

@sappholives83 Possibly the most retarded thing I've ever heard of

There are trans-identifying men who freeze tomato sauce into cylinders to shove up their backsides so that when it melts, they can pretend that they’re having their period. But no, this is definitely not a fetish… or a mental health issue.

@ShaykhSulaiman Dirty Sanchez can go fuck himself

BREAKING: SPAIN DEMANDS 'IMMEDIATE RELEASE' OF SPANISH-PALESTINIAN ACTIVIST ABDUCTED BY ISRAEL

@Judianna I like oatmeal raisin cookies. I like any cookie without anchovies.

And it also explains why I have trust issues.

@lee0969 @jillwebb2005 @nikidoog @Carolyn_on_X The title track for me. It just makes me smile!

On this day in 1984 No 74 UK Album Chart Talk Talk with their second album “It’s My Life” IMHO a brilliant album and another very difficult choice. I’ll choose “Such A Shame” how about you? RIP Mark #1980s #TalkTalk #MarkHollis @jillwebb2005 @nikidoog @Carolyn_on_x @FatOldAnarchist @brunstead @SkaManD14

@Eachwayjasetoo @ModernityNews Really? Don’t believe you.

@DanKjerulf @ModernityNews Why would Marc Bolan be in the top 100 guitarists? First time I’ve heard anyone even suggest that.

When you think ‘greatest guitar players ever’ you think Hendrix, Page, Clapton. He’s not number fucking 35 because he refused to go along with Communist vaccine passport bullshit.

@DalgetySusan Well, HW did get struck off!

I find it insane how people with years of medical training believe humans can change sex 🤦🏼‍♀️

Racist incitement to murder. Lucy Connolly was sent to jail for less. This woman stands for office.

@MrsDrBee @fem_mb C, then A. Marilyn is OK. Demi’s dress is appropriate for prostitution and Drew Barrymore is plain no matter what she wears

@fem_mb A. I am a huge fan of both Audrey Hepburn and Givenchy.

Inspired by recent posts, what's the greatest movie evening gown of all time? A. Audrey Hepburn, Sabrina B. Rita Hayworth, Gilda C. Audrey Hepburn, Breakfast at Tiffany's D. Marilyn Monroe, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes E. Demi Moore, Indecent Proposal F. Drew Barrymore, Ever After G. Keira Knightley, Atonement

Hubby and I visited Sanibel Island in Florida this weekend and what I DIDN’T see was more impressive than what I DID see. I didn’t see homeless people camped on the beach or boardwalk. I didn’t see needles and drug paraphernalia laying around. I didn’t see human feces on the sidewalks. I didn’t see criminals looting stores or attacking people. I didn’t see any of the things that have become the norm in California. Thank you @GovRonDeSantis for fostering a clean, safe, beautiful paradise and being the governor that America needs.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, Tina Ion, a candidate for @TheGreenParty in Newcastle

@Glinner @HollyGrayle Ah, yes! The quest to find the straight scoutmaster. Hint: you’ll find him with the Easter Bunny and the Moderate Muslim

Why does this man have any interest in Girlguiding?

Not a woman. A big fat pervert trying to share spaces with young girls.

@burnyourbinder @SimonAmayaPrice At least she was struck off!

I find it insane how you prescribed a dose of testosterone to a teenage girl which was so high that she was at eminent risk of death

@dabitch Trocadéro is the right beverage!

Guys, enough about bread. Let's talk about Swedish pizza.

@justalexoki People like @paulg happened.

this is such an insane thing to have to do in a civilized society. what the hell happened to the uk