Dan Matthews

@ThereseUTD Could be.. could also be a flash in the pan

@DanMatthews23 Great talent.

Yet another game with no sign of Baleba. That’s just 29 minutes across the last four games... think £10m gets it done this summer?

@Alph__Utd There is no way this is a real quote

🚨 Rio Ferdinand: “People gas Palmer like we didn’t have Januzaj doing this a decade ago. Same flair, same IQ...and more sauce. Bro moved like he was playing FIFA on beginner mode. Calm, fearless, cooked defenders for fun. Streets won’t ever forget him.”

@AdamMcKola Living in an absolute dream world

Sancho isn't worth £55m with £54m in his pocket.

@jonmikesav8 I think he has been excellent these last few games. Hasn't really put a foot wrong.

Diogo Dalot. Been widely criticised with some justification playing on the left in a back 3 set up. Couldn’t complete basic passes. But Carrick and his staff have put him back on his natural side with a specific task. Could be Carricks biggest turnaround.

Perfect explanation!

@Rectum_Spectrum @TonosKenneth @TonyT2Thomas @grok Mate, the dude kneeling on the right has no head

@DexxterUtd He was miles offside

Embarrassing VAR denied Bruno a real Puskas worthy goal today.

@UtdXclusive @RobDorsettSky Talks about the need for an elite manager then names Glasner, Silva and De Zerbi

🚨🗣️ @RobDorsettSky: "Man Utd have learned a lesson from appointing Ruben Amorim and Erik ten Hag before him that they need someone who is one of the elite of world coaching, someone who is a big name who has the personality to cope with the size of club Man Utd is and the unique challenges it poses. You are talking about Thomas Tuchel, Carlo Ancelotti, Roberto De Zerbi, Luis Enrique, Marco Silva, Oliver Glasner - big names who Man Utd think would be able to cope with the size of the job this is. When Amorin was sacked last week, we learned that he had told confidants he was surprised how much nose there was around the Man Utd role and how big the job was. So I do not think Man Utd will make the same mistake again and appoint an up-and-coming coach, they want someone who has been there and done it. But Carrick is the man in possession, he has an opportunity. He has an horrific start against Man City at home and Arsenal away, but if he can get results in those two matches, there will be a positive mood to take United through the rest of the season." [Sky]

@AdamClery This is the version man united fans remember.

It's still early days for Elanga but what he's shown so far for Newcastle is a massive concern. He's currently got the worst take-on percentage for attackers in the entire Premier League, and gives the ball away with 33% of all his passes as well. Worrying. #NUFC

@RupertLowe10 @elonmusk @JDVance

I urge @elonmusk, @JDVance and the wider American administration to deploy whatever appropriate power they hold to prevent Keir Starmer from banning X in Britain. Free speech must be protected, and such disgusting authoritarianism must be resisted. We need help.

@SaulStaniforth What an absolute wet wipe he is

Beth Rigby: "Has the US violated international law?" Keir Starmer: "Intl law is really important..." "You're not going to say whether they have or they havn't?" "I'm going to be clear that I believe in intl law, I've long been an advocate of intl law"

@samuelluckhurst You're a proper pudding Sam and quite frankly, should know better.

No Lacey, Fletchers or Mantato in the #mufc squad list on the Leeds programme

@Lil_Luna_IRL @alex_linardos Oh no doubt, but for the purposes of a quick post about a transfer. Its an insignificant detail.

@DanMatthews23 @alex_linardos fine margins but every artist can point it out

This would have taken me at least 2 hours. Hate to see it but it's only a matter of time. 😪

@Lil_Luna_IRL @alex_linardos I don't think people care enough to look that closely at it

@alex_linardos pay attention to the badge and what's written on it

@RioMeets @rioferdy5 @joelbeya @MrStephenHowson Ropey AI that. It doesn't even look like you!

Brand New Rio Presents is incoming! Join Rio, Joel & Ste from 5pm GMT 🎧🎥

@mikitaposts He's out of step with the rest of them too.

Why is Paul McCartney barefoot on the cover of Abbey Road? I have just noticed it. I never paid attention before. What the hell.

@OldeWorldOrder @JamesLucasIT I came here looking for this meme

@JamesLucasIT They massacred it 😭

The Home Alone house, then and now

@BladeoftheS Do you believe this really happened? Who the hell sleeps in a tent indoors, for one

Richest man in the world. Forces his staff to sleep in tents in the workplace. Can you see how they get so rich?

@TheAthleticFC Embarrassing take. I thought the Athletic were pretty credible, now just fallen into the trap of having any post, containing any old shite content, as long as it has a picture of a united player so they get their precious clicks.

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐭𝐡𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐜’𝐬 𝐀𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐲 We asked the game’s dealmakers about: ▪️ Best and worst deals ▪️ Under-the-radar signings that could surprise people ▪️ Will more players go on strike? nytimes.com/athletic/67067…