Dan Risler

@redsteeze “You’re hiding oysters beneath the floorboards, are you not?”

We call this Maine Oyster Farmer Chic

Hitting a homer off your wife is bold, but to bat flip after you do it is asking for trouble 😂

The wife after I give her constructive criticism.

I’ll raise my zero engagement to your Africa based ass.

Compound interest. Not a job.

@UpdatingOnRome Not me thinking “oh come on guys, it was 2008, it’s not THAT old.” Checks release date for reassurance…

@BillKristol Worry about getting Kamala running.

He’s running.

Ouch.

if you believe this and live like this you should put your money where your mouth is and make a batch of kool aid. dont just stick around here annoying the shit out of everyone else

@JMKIII58 @BSO She’s his meal ticket, she lets him play for a cut of his salary and endorsements

@BSO I dont know how she didn't have a clue, he was having a 6 year affair. She never checked his phone, big unexplained expense( 2024 his gambling trip to Biloxi, MS and he didn't take her) etc. She was that clueless to his side piece activities.

Details on Mike Vrabel's Wife Jen Being Open to Forgiving Him BUT He Has to Drop Russini Forever and Also Agree to These Terms (Demands-Sidechicks) ==> bit.ly/4w2fKG1

@jared_shult Do you straddle your boyfriend with those thighs?

I’m voting blue in November

@onlydubsX He’s nearly 50 and still a pot head. I’m glad he didn’t have kids.

Seth Rogen explains why he doesn’t want children, saying it seems like a dark, stressful life with small moments of joy, adding how much he enjoys life without them 👀🤔 “You don’t need kids.” “The world won’t even be here in 30 years.”

@CollinRugg That facial hair alone should’ve been a death sentence.

NEW: Woman screams "I love you" and has to be helped out of prison after her husband was executed in Texas for killing two people. James Broadnax's wife, British law graduate Tiana Krasniqi, reportedly screamed and banged against the window as he was executed. She reportedly began a relationship with Broadnax after writing to him while he was in prison. Krasniqi claims her husband, whom she married just a few weeks ago, did not commit the crimes; however, prosecutors say he admitted to the killings in jailhouse interviews. Broadnax was convicted of killing two men during a robbery in Dallas, Texas, in 2008. "They killed my husband," Krasniqi said. "My husband suffered so bad from the lethal injection that he had a nosebleed and bruising on his neck. The families laughed as they watched. Is that justice?" She is now threatening to "expose everyone."

Oh crap

You’re late for work when you can’t identify any of the vehicles you see on your way in.

@CollinRugg Dude smelled like a bitch, and the dog knew.

A K9 appeared to be suspicious of White House Correspondents' Dinner shooting suspect Cole Allen but was pulled away just seconds before Allen charged through security. The dog was seen following Allen through a doorway but was pulled back by its handler. Immediately after the handler turned away with the dog, Allen was seen charging through security. What a massive failure on every level.

@nosoup4knowles Unending congestion?

Has anyone else had a weird bout of Covid or some random cold this spring? I'm on week two of whatever this is. Symptoms aren't unbearable, but the fatigue has been crazy.

@TMZ A Democrat who hates their own constituents. Shocked.

Democratic U.S. Senate candidate Mallory McMorrow has reportedly deleted thousands of tweets ... including some complaining about Michigan, the state she's running to represent. Read more: tmz.me/YKmZbHi

@IonutCristianM3 @MSarelson

@DanRisler @MSarelson So you're mad at Candace for trying to expose the death cult that drops bombs on kids, bribes politicians and runs pedo blackmail rings? Interesting way to come out as a pedo apologist.🤔🤔🤔

On behalf of Brian Harpole, I filed this defamation lawsuit against Candace Owens and Mitchell Snow. We will not be providing any other statements. You can follow me for updates. scribd.com/document/10333…