Dan Smith

A lifetime ago I had an 'under-5' on The Drew Carey Show. Diedrich was the first person to approach me and introduce himself and welcome me. I'll never forget his kindness. @bader_diedrich

@AGPamBondi You are a disgrace. Truly.

Over the next month I will be working tirelessly to transition the office of Attorney General to the amazing Todd Blanche before moving to an important private sector role I am thrilled about, and where I will continue fighting for President Trump and this Administration. Leading President Trump’s historic and highly successful efforts to make America safer and more secure has been the honor of a lifetime, and easily the most consequential first year of the Department of Justice in American history. Since February 2025, we have secured the lowest murder rate in 125 years, secured first-ever terrorism convictions against members of Antifa, shattered domestic and transnational gangs across the country, taken custody of more than 90 key cartel figures, and won 24 favorable rulings at the Supreme Court. I remain eternally grateful for the trust that President Trump placed in me to Make America Safe Again.

@evanwch You idiot. It wasn't remotely true to begin with.

Ugh. Did not age well

@aintscarylarry ...and all their pizza.

Somewhere a pizza place is missing a tablecloth.

@Matt_Pinner IYKYK

Anyone know what’s going on here?

@patriottakes Nice belated wedding gift.

Former Midlothian ISD substitute teacher Madison Paige Jones, who wore a Trump hat at her wedding, was indicted on 19 child sex crime charges

@Geniustechw Self defense....not arguable, really.

Woman slaps man at sports game and gets herself and husband beat up. Justified self-defense or too far?

@MbarkCherguia Let's talk about your grammar first. Also, comedy is subjective.

I’ll go first… Seth Rogan

@adamcarolla Just say you hate Black people and get it over with.

So if you were the first black quarterback in the NFL but you sucked, you should be in the hall of fame

@Matt_Pinner Wait...are we not supposed to trust people that protect pedophiles?? Asking for a pedophile.

Simple poll. Please be honest! As of today, how much do you still trust this team? A. 100% B. 75% C. 50% D. 25% E. 0%

@TheNBACentel As long as they have crutches, no one!! 😝

AD X TRAE 🔥🔥🔥 WHO’S STOPPING THIS DUO?

BREAKING: MSNBC just confirmed it. The Epstein release included a spreadsheet of allegations involving Trump and other powerful figures. Then it disappeared. Not disproven. Not corrected. Removed. I saved it before they could delete it

@RickyMDaCosta @CultureCaat SO proud of her hatred for the Jewish community!!! May her unemployment last.

@TGingLady @EG10029 @GraceBonilla17 @priscasalazar @CultureCaat Except for the fact that MsCaat likes to publicly hate Jews. She's disgusting and doesn't deserve a public service job when your goal is to pick and choose what part of the public to serve.

This is what Latina excellence looks like. Appreciate the squad that holds you up when you need it! @EG10029 @GraceBonilla17 @MonicaTavaresNY @priscasalazar @CultureCaat

@PrimeVideo has crashed during @NFLonPrime Well done. My money hard at work. @NFL

So surprised and disappointed that an intelligent person like @msmallmon would partner with a quack like Dr Drew for anything. Is she aware of what he's endorsed?!

@adamcarolla @AdamCarollaX You're living proof.

You don’t have to be that funny to get rich doing comedy

Would have lived to watch #MNF but @espn and @YouTubeTV are too dann greedy and blaming each other. Now millions get to go without until their passing match is over. @NFL

@MattBarrie Not long before the top story is your racism. 🤣

Now to our top story..

Wondering how long until @MattBarrie gets fired

@VoxEthicabr And why are you tagging me here?

🎶💚❤️ @DanSmith There was music too at the #TogetherForPalestine at #Wembley last night. Big hearts for all tastes. #FreePalestine