@withabrickk But go a head convince the world you are the victim. Youre a cheater, whore narcissist, and liar. People whistling they are lucky to know you are blind to who you really are
I just want to get famous so @jimmyfallon will invite me on his show for an interview and then before he says anything I'd start singing "Idiot Boyfriend" in all of its falsetto glory.
I always find it funny that when a mini brawl breaks out in the NFL, there’s always one official that keeps blowing the whistle like that’s going to stop it!!!
Every once in a while my body does this thing where I throw up out my ass for an hour. Not diarrhea or anything but contractions that instead of making me puke it makes me shit the weight of an '86 Buick Grand National. #twoop