Professional Joseph

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Professional Joseph

@DangThatJoe

Shenyun Truther. He/Him (Parody)

Los Angeles Katılım Temmuz 2015

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@goddammitsarah @googleymoogley Sometimes I wonder if we should have drank the lemonade that kills you together.

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ඞ@lifeinchaos_·12h

POV: you’re a zoo penguin about to be put down

Hoops@Hoopss

My girlfriend hooked me up today 😍😋

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Sridhar Ramesh@RadishHarmers·2h

Mohammad Khatami's 1998 CNN interview, which I am sure most Americans have watched.

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Carey O'Donnell@ecareyo·11h

LA is certainly walkable — I walk frequently! But if a friend spots you walking, prepare for a wellness check

art tavana@arttavana

LA is a walkable city if you’re willing to risk it.

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The Uncgorithm@chiweethedog·4h

just put the Anne Hathaway pics in the bag bro

cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic

What film made you say, "Holy shit there is still an hour left"?

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Haydn, 🇵🇸@bilbosfootcomb·5h

Frank Herbert

🦉Hootz🐍🇵🇸@YngviCom

I mean who could've predicted that we'd be on the path towards shi'ite-catholicism vs judeo-hinduism

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Joe Walsh@WalshFreedom·11h

That’s not at all the job of the Attorney General. Not even close. The AG doesn’t work for the President. He works for the American people. His job isn’t to “execute the president’s agenda.” His job is to fairly execute justice in America. These people are fucking everything up.

FactPost@factpostnews

Acting AG Blanche: I just operate every day on doing everything that I need to do to execute the president's agenda and priorities

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danny@dannethboi·1d

at the antique store touching a bunch of stuff then rubbing my eyes

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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken@woofknight·19h

Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken tweet media

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Aaron Rupar@atrupar·7h

a visual depiction of Ingraham's monologue tonight

Acyn@Acyn

Ingraham: Tonight’s news is bad news for Democrats. They thought they had Trump in a box but the last laugh will be on them.

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The Green Dragon Tavern@greendragonhq·4h

Salesman: The car is $25k Trump: $20k take it or leave it. Salesman: No thank you. It’s $25k Trump: okay fine, I’ll do $24k final offer. Salesman: No thank you. Trump: Fine I’ll give you $28k MAGA: WOW ART OF THE DEAL!!!

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Kyle Kringle@SkinnyTuna·20h

squirting point USA

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Joe B@AstroJoeB·6h

Padge@PadgeMc1

Are we all in agreement that the moon landing of 1969 was staged ?

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red glorb@redglorb·10h

Pizza Hut hired me on the spot because of my condition

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Daft Club@DaftClubHQ·16h

Daft Punk concluded RAM the voice of Apollo 17’s Gene Cernan, “the last captain of the last mission.” Now, half a century since Gene’s voice log, we’ve returned to our celestial neighbor. Artemis II’s Christina Koch had this to say after emerging from LoS behind the moon. 🌕💫