@greg16676935420 What do you call a man with no arms and no legs that murders somebody?
Gunnar!
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Daniel Cluley 🧢💜🦁💙🌞
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Daniel Cluley 🧢💜🦁💙🌞
@DanielCluley
Enlightened Buffoon. I know I should bi-furcate or tri-furcate or ∞-furcate my feeds to align with the twitter-clans. But I don't care. Semita Logicae
The Future, FL Katılım Şubat 2016
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@ShamFam4 @mikeaspillane I agree that Ojeda and Griezmann are very fluid/adaptable. I would just like to see Griezmann as a 2nd striker than CF/lone striker. He is so good at passing I think it would work best as 2 up top for offensive threat. (still going to need to fix the defense)
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@mikeaspillane @DanielCluley Ojeda and Griezmann are both fluid enough players, I dont think the position matters(10, 9, or wing) That will just be for lineup, but then I expect them to be constantly interchanging in the run of play.
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This is great. Still need a CB tho lol
#VamosOrlando #OrlandoCity
Tom Bogert@tombogert
🇫🇷 Antoine Griezmann will wear No. 7 for Orlando City. Brazilian forward Tiago left the shirt open before roster compliance to accommodate. Gigantic move by Orlando City to add global star and top level player.
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@HeroDividend Naw, got to keep it running so the cigarette lighter works.
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Help me answer a debate:
Do you turn off your car when pumping gas?
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@TheDrugMoney I will say, however, my emergency fund calculation I reduced by my current monthly dividends received.
Dividends currently cover about 2/3 of my monthly budget, so the real emergency fund us much lower than it would be alone to cover expenses.
Months covered grows over time.
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@TheDrugMoney Yes, just so you don't do anything stupid during a market panic.
Keep the emergency fund completely separate from your brokerage and regular checking/savings account. So you can forget about it until a true emergency. I use a T-bill ladder and iBonds.
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Do you really need an emergency fund if you have >$250k in a taxable brokerage account?
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@yifever The flatter and fertile lowlands adjacent to natural bays.
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half of the entire Japanese population live in the red line. take a guess why
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@KeruboSk Skipped months of class just to stay up all night the day before finals cramming with only Surge and a snickers bar for fuel.
Aced it.
GIF
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Millennials are the elite generation because they cranked out 12-page essays the night before they were due. No ChatGPT. No Claude. Just lo-fi beats playing in the background, Black coffee at midnight, footnotes that were somehow correct, and pure delusion. Grade was an A minus. Period.
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@DMBMamas @dmbondemand Unoriginal jangly nonsense that i would expect to hear on a dirty patio out back of a college bar in the late 90s.
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Obviously I disagree with characterizing DJM as a poor songwriter but, hot take, I cannot get on board with this lil diddy. How did we go from The Dreaming Tree, You Never Know, Snow Outside etc. to this?
Gator Gar@gatorgar
There are millions of teenagers who are better songwriters than this. Millions. But we live in the timeline where we have to listen to Dave Matthews instead.
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@DMBMamas @dmbondemand I said what I said.
Always been drunken fratboy schlock and nothing original.
It was like Hootie and the Blowfish without the grace and soul of "Hootie"
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@RampCapitalLLC Functional homelessness for a couple of years while I let my dividend income stack. (thru-hiking multiple long distance trails)
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@PopBase @bryan_johnson waking up to an infomertial at 3 A.M. for a new penis measuring technique in 6 easy steps
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How old are you, unc?
So there was a time, back in the day, when dvds had ads for blurays.
"You don't Meas with the Zohan" was a selling point.
Cherished. . .
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@VeryBadLlama But it's European farming, it MUST be better.
They have an accent!
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don’t make me tap the sign
Pamela@PamelaBies
Advice to the younger generation: Skip the degree. Buy land. Become a farmer.
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I went home for my dad's birthday, and spent lunch talking about interest rates with my mom, while he paid for lunch.
Damnit. I wish I did better.
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We can’t rebuild it. We don’t know how. We’ve lost the technology.
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@gatorgar This guy was shit and cliche when I was a teenager and still shit after all these years. Made a career out of it.
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If you squint he’s Pep Guardiola and that is enough for me
Orlando City SC@OrlandoCitySC
Mentality shift 🥊
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