𐤃‎𐤀𐤍𐤉𐤄𐤋‎

Oi @MagnumIceCream I know you gonna be like lol yas engagement - But that scented advertising you've done in the underpass between Kings Cross St Pancras Tube and St Pancras Train Station smells like a robot did a Swarfega shit. Fucking cut it out you hateful goblins!

I fucking hate this I fucking hate it hate it hate hate hate it fucking hate hate fucking hate

This may be the wankiest, cuntiest thing I say in 2026 but the way the girls at Leon at London bridge can smash out a chargrilled chicken burger within 6 seconds of ordering on a Friday night is astonishing beyond words

I mean I work in a relatively unpolitical work environment but even I know which of my colleagues to, you know, keep at arms length. If you be thinking Jenrick is your friend then you may want to do a psych evening class?

I believe I deserve the nobel peace prize because I'm a big boy now and I know how to do potty

If you see something that doesn't look right, stick it up your bum, do a little wiggle, focus on the sensation, how does it feel?

Robert Jenrick makes me vomit and shart

I fucking hate hate hate hate hate hate this fucking senile old paedo bubba sucking fucking cunt of a president

You know that if you AI generate naked pictures of people - aside the fact that this is not a nice thing to do - this is not what that person actually looks like naked. Perhaps you could try being nice and charismatic instead, and people might willingly get naked for you?

@LutonEye @lutoncouncil @LutonOnSunday @rach_hopkins maps.app.goo.gl/9RC4EnGcL8jSdL…

Morning Luton! Underpass still flooded. Poor crackheads have nowhere to hang out. I'm really concerned for them. Fix the underpass god damn it! @lutoncouncil @LutonOnSunday @rach_hopkins

@lutoncouncil @rach_hopkins morning: Luton underpass still flooded xoxo

@TLRailUK Oi where's the 7.52 from Luton to London gone?

Good morning all! It’s ^A and ^Liv here for you until the early afternoon. 🌄 If you need any help, information or wish to provide feedback, then please don’t hesitate to get in contact. 😊 Live service updates can be found here 👇 thameslinkrailway.com/service-update…

@lutoncouncil evening Luton. Underpass still flooded. But don't worry. Someone has put a sign up using a pizza box so you don't have to lift an unelected finger xoxox #luton

@lutoncouncil morning. Any progress on the flooded underpass? @LutonNews_LTFC @rach_hopkins

uncontested so that bloody explains everything. Can't be bothered to fight and truly represent the people of Luton. I guess 2027 is a long way away to not pound the streets and argue the case why you should serve us. Pfft. Disgraceful. Arrogant. Useless.

@lutoncouncil hello it's your friend here to complain about the underpass again. Flooded. Families with children running across a wet dual carriageway. Just fix it already! Tired of your negligence. By the way I found out that the three councillors for Farley ward were elected

@BBCTomEdwards @limebike @BBCLondonNews These ugly bikes eat bum and they are so expensive compared to Boris bikes so anyone using them is a mug

NEW: Islington Council says @limebike are on its last warning after problems with bad parking and overfilled bays. If operator doesnt sort issues it will be asked to leave. Council patience running thin. More 1830 BBC1. @BBCLondonNews

@lutoncouncil My recycling bin's been locked away for months and my housing team did nothing so at the moment it's Zero Recycling for me

📢 Simpler Recycling is coming to Luton! From late March 2026, recycling and waste collections across the town will be changing, as part of the government’s national Simpler Recycling scheme, helping everyone recycle more and reduce waste. What’s changing? 🍎 New weekly food waste collections 🥛 Glass collections will increase from monthly to every 2 weeks ♻️ Recycling & general waste collections stay the same (every 2 weeks) Find out more via the link in the comments 🔗