DanielMockridge

@TheStalwart Elite tweeting for almost two decades now. You're re-apexing.

Starting to appreciate AI’s so-called “jagged frontier.” It’s obviously really powerful for coding, accounting, graphic design, economics, trip planning, reviewing legal documents, DIY projects marketing, advertising, etc. Yet somehow still terrible at writing and interviewing.

@HobbyMatt89 @basedgizmo He's very good/funny/has a leading role in Platonic the AppleTV series. Plays a straight husband/father of 3.

@basedgizmo Was wondering because the other guys career was destroyed because he simply came out and he was relegated to Hallmark level movies.

Jesus no wonder this killed his career

@EsotericCD His performance as Jake is actually great. Imagine Affleck or Wahlberg in that role...

Sam Worthington has to be one of luckiest actors alive. No actual talent, but set for life because James Cameron developed an obsession.

@Timodc Using Trump's insults demeans you and lowers us all as a country

Meatball Ron doing Magic Johnson style tweets about how Trump’s economy is tanking is one of the more fascinating political developments of the week.

@NTmoney x.com/ntmoney/status…

The U.S. sending troops to Iran would be catastrophic for the global economy. But how much of that expectation is already priced in to markets? It used to be difficult to know. Polymarket says 68% chance the U.S. sends troops by the end of April. A peace deal would surprise to the upside and be the best outcome for all 🙏

@SLOTUS I love "We bombed an elementary school and refuse to apologize."

OUT NOW: “Storytime with the Second Lady”, my new podcast for kids! Join me and my special guests as they read good books out loud and share why they love to read. Episodes are available on YouTube and Spotify!

Favorite video yet is Dan Hurley's mom after The Shot: "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!"

@FischerKing64 There is nothing normal about a childless adult

There is nothing normal about a childless adult visiting Disney World.

@rabois All those words and you're missing the most important two: Strait Hormuz

Goals achieved: 1. Iranian Navy eliminated. 2. Air Force eliminated. 3. 48 of the 50 top evil leqders dead. 4. Less than 80 launchers remaining w a shelf life of one fire 5/ No capability to enrich an nuclear material probably for a decade (inputs destroyed like water plant, steel and most sights). 6. Very military ballistic missles supply left w no ability to produce more. 7. Some drones remain w negligible ability manufacture new. 8. Unified Gulf States against Iran except Oman 9. Chinese weapons proven to be dysfunctional. 10. Middle Eastern states lining up for business relations w Israel.

REPLACING THE ANTENNA on Chicago’s biggest skyscraper. If you are downtown today, you may notice this helicopter delivering a new piece to one of the Willis … excuse me … Sears Tower’s antennas. Pretty cool to see the precision 1,700+ feet in the air!

Absolutely electric lmao CB Buckner noticeably annoyed when he tapped the 2nd time only to be wrong again and listen to 40,000 people cheer for his incompetence 😂

@designmom Adrian Tchaikovsky's recent novel Bee Speaker has the best take on how to personally ensure a loyal security force in your bunker in the end-times

“But they could just hire security…” no they couldn’t, because money would be meaningless. “But they could just trade a spot in the bunker for security…” No they couldn’t. Why would that be a good trade? The security person with the gun could just force them out of the bunker.

Bunkers are so dumb. The only power these idiots have is money. If the dollar and society collapses, necessitating a move into the bunker, they would no longer have any power or leverage with which to defend their pathetic bunker.

@idontgetball Shouldn't have rested those two minutes in G7 2019 Raptors. His replacement Greg Monroe was -10 in those 2 minutes in a game that went to OT.

it just fuckint sucks man. this guy is legit the greatest, most complete talent the NBA has ever seen when you factor in for every single basketball skill on an objectively level. like he breaks the scales on certain basketball fundamentals, but his team is so fucking dogshit at putting actual basketball talent around him its insane. and he fucking asks this season to fucking improve, and his GM responds by maikint ZERO moves at the fucking deadline to add talent Embiid for 10 years or however you want to say, has been the best FT drawer and FT scorer the league has EVER seen. Embiid is the objective GOAT at the easiest, most valuable shot in NBA history, at minimum a T3 defender for as long as he's lived, guaranteed 53+ FG% - 37+ 3P% , 62+ TS% guaranteed, 30+ points guaranteed with rebounding, size, the BEST shot creation at the big man position, and its not even CLOSE, no big has ever been as talented as Embiid at making scoring plays. he's the best shot creator for any big man ever (PF/C) and he also averages the most points per minute. like you numerically break down the value of the things that Embiid provides, and you see how fundamentally, this is just one of the greatest players ever, and if we're talking talent or pure on the court production, arguably the best. glad i never took it for granted. ya need to learn basketball and what it means to bleed for this shit and learn it, mastering it.

@amritwt Would be crazy if Thiel went out like Vince Zampella

Peter Thiel is driving with his friends far more aggressively than necessary like a racetrack. His driving eventually attracts the attention of the California Highway Patrol, and he is pulled over. When the officer asks if he knows how fast he was going, the others in the car feel a mix of relief and anxiety, glad the reckless driving has stopped but nervous about the consequences. Thiel, however, remains completely calm and composed. Instead of answering directly, he questions the very idea of speed limits, suggesting they might not make sense as a concept. He goes further, framing speed limits as a potential violation of personal freedom and even hinting that they could be unconstitutional. The officer is left silent.

Exclusive: Missouri Republican Rep. Sam Graves, chairman of the House Committee on Transportation, is pulling his plans to seek re-election on.wsj.com/4rYZPVF

Dog in the bakery being held up to look at the pastries and everyone laughs. Well I’m not laughing

アメリカでこの『ピザの上にピザをトッピングしたピザ』を見たとき「こんなヤツらに勝てるわけない…」と思った

BREAKING: Kash Patel’s GOONER account has been discovered from a username leak 💀

@izzakaya_ My brother and I mimic these lines often (from S3 i think): Charles: I have a voice! The Queen: Allow me to let you in on a secret. NO ONE wants to hear it.

he won the emmy for this

Emily let me clue you into something that has been a standing order for decades - No Doctors, Nurses, teachers and other city agencies. Since I was the Chief of Dept -I altered this to add , Any friend of @sidrosenberg19 was a friend of ours - free pass for Sid’s friends. I did this because I could. That’s just the way it is my precious snowflake.