Daniel Underhill

@hissgoescobra bUt HeR eMaiLS? 🤦‍♂️

The new White House app is spyware. As expected.

Quite the lede from The Economist: and quite the cover. “Although President Donald Trump says he has “destroyed 100% of Iran’s Military Capability”, the 0% that remains is playing havoc with the global economy.” And now quite the cover: @glcarlstrom

In cases you were wondering . . . this is a photo that annoyed Pete Hegseth so much because he thought it was "unflattering" so he got the photographer barred. I encourage all of you to use it as often as possible.

@matt_barrie @carlosyenrac Because Twitter is a festering sore of conspiracy theories and misinformation that needs to be stamped on before people start being fooled into believing nonsense.

@DailyMail Damn you, people. That’s an appallingly misleading headline.

The Kennedy Center was named after my uncle, President John F Kennedy. It was named in his honor. He was a man who was interested in the arts, interested in culture, interested in education, language, history. He brought the arts into the White House, and he and my Aunt Jackie amplified the arts, celebrated the arts, stood up for the arts and artists. It is beyond comprehension that this sitting president has sought to rename this great memorial dedicated to President Kennedy. It is beyond wild that he would think adding his name in front of President Kennedy’s name is acceptable. It is not. Next thing perhaps he will want to rename JFK Airport, rename the Lincoln Memorial, the Trump Lincoln Memorial. The Trump Jefferson Memorial. The Trump Smithsonian. The list goes on. Can we not see what is happening here? C’mon, my fellow Americans! Wake up! This is not dignified. This is not funny. This is way beneath the stature of the job. It’s downright weird. It’s obsessive in a weird way. Just when you think somone can’t stoop any lower, down they go…

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Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Peter Kuper. #NewYorkerCartoons

We are saddened by the passing of Jim Lovell, commander of Apollo 13 and a four-time spaceflight veteran. Lovell's life and work inspired millions. His courage under pressure helped forge our path to the Moon and beyond—a journey that continues today. go.nasa.gov/41tbrpq

@nytimesworld Welcome to the timeline featuring the plot of Tom Clancy’s Clear and Present Danger.

Breaking News: President Trump has secretly signed a directive to the Pentagon to begin using military force against certain Latin American drug cartels. nyti.ms/46SQlEJ

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I love single sign on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day

Trump is a genius but you can't see his grades Trump is healthy but you can't see his medical reports Trump is honest but you can't see his tax returns Trump is innocent but you can't see the Epstein Files

I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ - which is so much better

@_mjcurry_ @NavalInstitute Two yutes.

@NavalInstitute Yutes??

@spenley The pleasure was ours @spenley. Loved your presenting and reporting.

Yesterday I took the kids up to see where daddy has worked for more than two decades. This is my last official week at the BBC, and these are the obligatory leaving photos everyone, by law, must take. I've had the time of my life.

I miss the days when disinformation was simply called "lies"