Daniel Heffernan

Sat in a hot tub, digesting what happened on Friday. Me and the wife @sashamarie_90 are truly blessed to be surrounded by good families and friends. None of which that are actually normal! Both the Hen & Stag Doo’s 🤦🏼‍♂️ Topped off at the Wedding 🙈 #WhoLetTheHeffsOut 🤣

@ChristianBrady @Hazzy_Vince @paultaker11 Profit is profit

@Hazzy_Vince @paultaker11 @DannyHeff1987

Step dads bet for 42 grand come in but he cashed it for £114🤮

@Golborne_FC @CheshireFL ‘Ever’ .. Only scored from a pen 👍🏻 Must be this fella that typed this

If ever there was a game where the best team lost, today was it. Two sloppy goals conceded but dominated. Horrendous scenes at the end of the game which saw the home team spectators attacking our players with 2 players from @WRAFC1stTeam sent off after the whistle @CheshireFL

@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC No Welbeck No Party

🚨 Dominic Calvert-Lewin to be named in enlarged England squad for friendlies against Uruguay + Japan. 29yo Leeds United striker back in form with 10 goals in 27 PL games this season. Everton midfielder James Garner another included by #ENG @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/live-…

@DrClownPhD @jamie60331072 @browneyash

Bro, we aren’t friends anymore if you do this to me 😂

@SvennyG96 Yeah probably got mixed up in between. As you say, be selfish. Another touch forward then take your shot. Your game is goals as a striker not assists

@DannyHeff1987 Seemed indecisive I was say pretty close to it, he was looking like he was gonna definitely shoot then had a look at Amad then didn’t really do either in the end

I don’t care what anyone says if I’m a £70 million number 9 I ain’t looking for Amad there on that counter where Sesko messed up, be a killer there, business ain’t personal

@SvennyG96 Ah yeah, sack that. Did make me laugh last night when I had a read of a few of your back and forths. Only 1k likes when I seen it, now over 2k 👀

@DannyHeff1987 If they debate with me I do, but they start having their own convos 😂

I sometimes tweet something they’d on my mind then it gets in the hands of a group of fans who spend the next two days arguing amongst themselves in my notifications? Take your shit elsewhere, I just couldn’t be arsed buying a diary

Find it absolutely disgusting that I’ve just received a video call off my pal, who is over in Dubai at a beach club supping Heineken. Social media had me thinking everyone was indoors sheltering like me now, drinking my Chocolate Mocha 🤦🏼‍♂️

@PMorrachan Ally starts off saying it’s a dive alright then changes his mind 🤷🏼‍♂️😂

🌼 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Happy St David’s Day Folks 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🌼

@The_Forty_Four @jamie60331072 @browneyash

Sky sports going well tonight 😂😂😂

@JonnyMc1 😂 yeah it’s mad the amount of them that keep turning out. Cup final and given it’s a night game too, I’d expect it could be a full starting 10 outfield of them. Only the keeper that doesn’t change for us

@DannyHeff1987 Yep 😂🤦🏼‍♂️ think it’ll be a busy one. Even the likes of you and the others who’ve just played non league are top top players that I’ve seen are playing, so it’s absolutely insane the amount of quality ex pros you’ve got too 😂

Still blows my mind Van Der Sar was playing at such a high level for United at the age he was. I’m fucked playing over 35s pensioners football waddling around the area on a Sunday morning ffs

@jamie60331072 True… Say they were hacked

@DannyHeff1987 Doubt the will would make them look bad for standing by him & hiding a drug cheat

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🚨🗣️ Rooney on Frank: “I'd put him to the other side of the country, he's doing my head in. “We're talking about Carrick and United trying to win their fifth game in a row and the whole thing is about this guy getting his haircut. I bet he’d be devastated if United win the fifth game because all of a sudden he's irrelevant”. #MUFC [@NoTippyTappyPod]

@browneyash @Footballfights Like me in Fallowfield all them years ago 🤣

Droylsden Assistant manager unleashing a vicious right-hook yesterday 🙈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@CheshireFL No arguments really. He’s been the best player in the league for the past few years has Timmy 💪🏻.

Joe Myles met with the Manager, Andy McCann after the game. #CheshireFL

@slater57649 @lezgreenwood