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@Babygravy9 Why you would do such a ting saar?

BDSM goat.

@CollapseAnime Oh la la. Check out Gordon Ramsay with the slice of lemon. The ketchup counts as a fruit, that's more than enough.

"Boomers made home cooked meals every day in the 90s and never went out to eat" The home cooked meal:

It’s time to re-arm against the superbugs, but also time to remember the warning of the man who discovered penicillin. mol.im/a/15841619

Disgusting.

Allow the joy of graduation to wash over you, experience the excitement rumbling through your veins! Kick off those shoes and stomp, jump, dance, and move with unbridled glee, like this girl.

@infinitethird Gonna smash this one after work. Thanks for reminding me it existed.

did anyone else play this game as a kid? I just fired it up on an emulator and it's hitting some super specific obscure nostalgia points for me

@Keir_Starmer But diversity is our strength. Why would you want to cut it?

Net migration has fallen 82%. I promised to restore control to our borders. My government is delivering. I know there’s more to do, we’re introducing a skills-based migration system that rewards contribution and ends our reliance on cheap overseas workers.

@Diane9613055807 @ReturnofColin2 Houses of parliament seats are like a see-saw and they need to balance out Lammy.

@ReturnofColin2 Anyone else notice how all the front bench have piled on weight and aged since being elected, couldn't they afford to eat before? Have they gone from pork chops to sirloin steak, it's certainly not salad though 😅

God help us...... They're cloning 😲

@Programancer Ass-Medusa

This is actually my favorite boss design from this game. I didn't wanna just do normal ass Medusa!

@ThisIsEmmaPx Poor lad on the left obviously has cold ears. The company should provide earmuffs.

Still cannot get over these two cash machine engineers cash trapping in Chelmsford last week. Straight off the bus from Wethersfield and straight to work.

@Shrim_posting @Inekehumalanggi Video is flipped. Look at the bulb box.

@Inekehumalanggi lefty tightly, rightly loosey?

Replacing an old light bulb sounds simple… until you see where it’s located

@orlaminihane @RestoreBritain_ Lenny?!

May 2026, Westminster, London. What have we allowed to happen? @RestoreBritain_

@GAYNORPRICEJON1 @Plentyshit Yes, those 2 things are a lot cheaper than dental work.

@Plentyshit Yet she has money for tattoos and overseas holidays.

Another who bite into a curly wurly and miss the chocolate 🍫

One of our teams found a Lib Dem voter in Ashton today. Blimey.

@Landeur George O'Floyd

Shoplifter in Dublin died. Nobody really cares anymore, we’ve had enough of this shit.

A transgender police community support officer has been jailed for eight years and six months after attempting to manufacture a prohibited firearm using a 3D printer. Zoe Watts, 39, of St Helen’s Avenue in Lincoln, was sentenced at Lincoln Crown Court after being found guilty in June. They denied attempting to make a weapon, claiming they was creating a “fidget” toy gun as a Christmas present, but the jury rejected their defence. During a raid on 11 December, officers from Lincolnshire Police found knives, a crossbow and parts for a semi-automatic short-range rifle, along with a 3D printer hidden in a cupboard. Prosecutors said the firearm design was capable of firing 33 rounds in 10 to 15 seconds and could have caused mass casualties if properly assembled. Although experts were unable to make the seized parts function, the court heard it would have been a lethal prohibited weapon if completed correctly. Two days before the search, Watts had looked online for information about deaths linked to 3D-printed guns. Judge Simon Hirst described Watts as polite but said they had an “obsession with weapons” and a troubling search history. He noted there was planning involved, though no evidence the weapon would have been sold. Watts, who was previously jailed in 2021 for weapons and explosives offences, was also made subject to a deprivation order and a five-year serious crime prevention order. Credit: predator awareness.

Ok video game fans, who can name this one from 1987?

@ScepticalAussie @James_J_Marlow @MegaGoots

@James_J_Marlow @MegaGoots The guy gets around

@toys_retro I knew I wasn't mental. Every time I mention that bear cartoon with the bears and the totem from the 80s I would always get Gummy Bears as a response. I was certain it wasn't that.

Who Remembers? ♥️ Paw Paws (1985-86)

She looks like a Romulan senator.