Darnald Duck

@SprinterPress “Glory to the Celestial Emperor who has achieved the Mandate of Heaven”

A good photographer is worth his weight in gold

@north0fnorth Don’t forget he’s also a White Sox fan

being born and raised in cook county gives you an automatic giant aura boost

@defense_civil25 You also never feel full after eating Chinese food

🚨Update: President Trump did NOT eat any Chinese made food during his visit. The White House took its own chefs and its own food for President Trump to eat. It’s far too dangerous to eat Chinese made food due to probability of poisoning and nano-tech which China might use against Trump and the US!

@YourAnonOne Maybe God is unhappy with the Golden Statue worship

JUST IN: Bee invasion near the White House.

@usanewshq Bro this is a Chinese meat market

This is what night clubs in China are like. No low IQ foreigners. No morbidly obese whales. No trannies. Just Chinese women.

@WallStreetApes Your average American fast food consumer

Have you ever noticed when you go to American fast food places in other countries the quality is drastically better? Take a look at this chicken wrap from McDonald’s in Puerto Rico. It’s nothing like the slop served in America And there is a reason for that It’s a very common observation that America fast food places are noticeably better than on the mainland US - Stricter Ingredient Regulations & Fewer Additives: Many countries and territories ban or heavily restrict additives, artificial colors, preservatives, and certain seed oils that are common in mainland U.S. versions. - US McDonald’s frequently uses more processed ingredients, high-fructose corn syrup instead of cane sugar, hydrogenated oils, and additives for shelf life and cost. - Abroad there are Cleaner formulations, real sugar, fewer chemicals, and higher-quality oils/meat lead to better flavor and appearance. - McDonald’s locations use more local suppliers, fresher produce, and ingredients influenced by island flavors. People report eggs being cracked fresh instead of from liquid vats, better chicken texture, and overall less “industrial” taste. - lHigher Standards to Compete. Chains adapt recipes to local tastes and must compete with strong local food culture. This often means higher quality execution, better presentation, and items like snack wraps that feel more premium - In the US the focus is often on maximum efficiency, consistency, and lowest cost (leading to more ultra-processed items). We are being poisoned while other countries actually regulate quality and chemicals in food

JUST IN: A massive swarm of bees has reportedly descended on the North Lawn of the White House.

@NachoTacoBoo @thehealthb0t Read point 7

@DarnaldDuck @thehealthb0t It has a diminishing effect.

Tick Pandemic Has Begun in the USA! Following Bill Gates' release of genetically modified mosquitoes, engineered ticks are now being introduced into the environment. These ticks are latching onto animals across all 50 states and affecting nearly every species around. Due to “Alpha-gal” syndrome, many people are now unable to consume red meat. Do you recall Gates' statement in 2021? “We plan to reduce red meat consumption to zero by 2030.” Coincidence? You decide.

@ShawnHydeX @thehealthb0t Read point 4

@DarnaldDuck @thehealthb0t Permethrin is highly toxic to cats.

@AlanWare @thehealthb0t Your other option is to get bit and become allergic to red meat. You’ll save a lot of money then

@DarnaldDuck @thehealthb0t Great another thing to add to our budget.

Love this new set @KabutoKing_

@maniaUFO Leviathan

Texas-sized anomaly moved underwater...🧐🤔

@Daily_MailUS Silver lining, plenty of new potential converts

Pastor at secret UFO meeting reveals images of 'translucent beings'... 'The files could fulfill a dark biblical prophecy'

This idiot…

@Thebestfigen What country is this?

Turkish street food is whole another level...

@BleacherReport Terrible trade, Pittsburgh losing young talent for a B+ ape past his prime

Pittsburgh Zoo has agreed to trade 7-year-old male gorilla, Frankie, to Boston in exchange for 33-year-old silverback gorilla, Little Joe Both trades were designed to 'provide a healthy, genetically diverse population of critically endangered gorillas in human care' 💯 (Via @PghZoo, @zoonewengland)

@spaceandtech_ No one better for the job

🚨 Newly released UFO files from the Trump administration contain alleged messages from outer space people claiming Earth is the lowest form of universal existence and urging humanity to prepare for future extraterrestrial landings.

@elvenira That’s full of straight up macroplastics

Welcome microplastic💀

@cowincrisis A whole lotta nothing

what is he doing