Darrell Root

The political candidate we can all support: Vote Tuffy!

@WhamBaamX Hit and run where both parties are guilty? 😂 (Probably both uninsured 😡)

Rookie mistake

@JeremiahDJohns Chuck Norris faked his death to go on an undercover mission.

Who's the main character today?

@Currentreport1 The IRGC spokesperson could not be reached for comment.

BREAKING: Iran's IRGC spokesperson Ali Mohammad Naini has been killed in strikes in Tehran.

Tesla is winning over a hard-to-please and influential group—truckers. Truckers who drove it in pilot tests say they loved features including a centered driving position, faster charging and longer range for about $100,000 less than other battery-electric trucks. on.wsj.com/4shzrax

the greatest psyop of this century was convincing the western liberal mind that no one is trying to conquer them anymore, that all cultures and religions are equally peaceful and well-intentioned, that civilizations dont fall to invaders, that men just arent like that anymore

We want to run our business. We advocate for free speech and women's rights. Activists mass report us and prevent us from advertising. @xx_xyathletics

@CAFranchise @MurphyAJC It was probably $4.999 yesterday

@DarrellRoot @MurphyAJC Never mind, I went to the place I last saw it, $5.199.

$4.39/ gallon for regular in Atlanta this morning🥵 Up 40 cents in two weeks.

Imagine a reviewer’s options for these crazy PhD dissertations: 1) Reject the dissertation, continue to have to deal with the candidate for another year or two, and inevitably have to review another similar dissertation 2) Approve the dissertation, never have to see the candidate again, and enjoy imagining them trying to find a real job

🚨NEW: This guy got a PhD for interviewing 8 music therapy professors chosen through "purposive expert sampling" (i.e., completely non-random) and cramming as many woke buzzwords as possible into his dissertation title before reaching the character limit.

@AutismCapital Chuck Norris didn’t die. He’s on an undercover operation in the next world.

In honor of Chuck Norris, the one and only Walker Texas Ranger, post your best Chuck Norris joke.

@plamenpetkov @stubarea51 I tried doing it for the money. Oops. 😥

@DarrellRoot @stubarea51 We are not doing it for the money :)

Most network monitoring tools look like they gave up somewhere around 2008. Endless panels. Random colors. Everything shouting, nothing clear. Meanwhile, NOC teams sit in front of this for hours. During outages. When things actually matter. This stuff isn’t just “UI”. It directly affects how fast you see the problem. We’ve been reworking the device overview in NetSense with a simple goal: make it calm, clear, and fast to read. Turns out, useful and good-looking are not opposites.

The president and treasurer of the CMU gaming club were roommates and picking a dorm room for the next year. Each dorm room had a landline phone with an assigned number. All CMU phones had the 268 prefix The dormitory they wanted had a room assigned phone number 4263 So their dorm phone the next year became 268-4263 or CMU-GAME

Here is a true story. I was a student at Brigham Young University. The year is 1974. We had a group of us that played chess, wargames, and had an ongoing D&D game. Our only venue was tables in the student center's bowling alley's lounge. Obviously, it was sometimes hard to set a mood with bowling balls crashing into pins and students at the next table laughing & sharing grasshopper shakes. So we went to the university secretary and had ourselves recognized as an official BYU Game Club. We asked for a room to be assigned to us, so we'd have a meeting place (and get out of the bowling alley). The secretary gave us a room on the 4th floor of the student center. She told us that according to her information, this room was NEVER ever scheduled for anything, so we could have it all the time. We were thrilled. We loaded up our gaming gear and went to the room. It was the girls' bathroom. Which actually had a room number, for some reason. No we never got assigned another room. We just played in the bowling alley from then on. Until 1980, when I graduated. 6 years in the bowling alley.

@catturd2 New employee orientation for the Iranian government is a hostile work environment

Suddenly, nobody wants to be the Ayatollah of Iran.

The usual losers lost.

@DirtyTesLa Related to this but useful: Start a hike and dispatch the Tesla to the destination. That way you can hike twice the distance without turning around.

Maybe Tesla can add a fitness mode to FSD: as we approach our vehicle it drives away from us, forcing us to chase it, getting some extra steps in for the day

No voter ID, especially when combined with mail-in ballots, means the system is engineered to make fraud impossible to prove. Everyone knows that you can barely get through your week without showing ID for the most banal activities, like shopping at Costco. The only reason to ban ID is to hide massive voter fraud.

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@TeslaStars @teslaeurope

@teslaeurope Yeah 🥳🥳🥳… but ⬇️

Together with RDW, we have officially completed the final vehicle testing phase for Full Self-Driving (Supervised) and have submitted all documentation required for the UN R-171 approval + Article 39 exemptions. The RDW team is now reviewing the documentation and test results package internally. They have communicated the expected approval for Netherlands date of 4/10, shifting from 3/20 previously and we look forward to successful completion of this cooperation.  Following the Netherlands’ approval, European countries will be able to recognize this approval nationally. We are anticipating a possible EU-wide approval during the summer. Over the past 18 months, this approval has involved a series of intense documentation, development, testing, research & audits. Including but certainly not limited to: – 1,600,000+ km of FSD (Supervised) testing on EU roads – 13,000+ customer sales ride-alongs – 4,500+ track test scenario executions – Thousands of pages of written documentation for 400+ compliance requirements – Dozens of research studies into safety performance/results We're extremely proud of the work conducted with the RDW team up until this point. We very much look forward to the approval in April, and sharing FSD (Supervised) with our patient EU customers!