#SaveTheNHS

Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? ...three orange whips!

RIP Ben Keaton. A great actor and comedian - there can be little praise higher (if at all) in that he stole the scene every time he appeared in Father Ted. Off to the great parochial house in the sky. youtu.be/Z88AiJtZpZI?si… #RIPBenKeaton #FatherTed @Glinner @FrTedQOTD

57 years later and not much has changed. RIP Country Joe McDonald.. youtu.be/ft0vkKCadgk?si…

@ToonPolls Absolutely the attitude of the driver of that coach.. youtu.be/Qp3NWzLzaek?si…

Fulham Ultras are on their way to St James’. #NUFC

@FootballJOE A man who transcends club rivalries - I've never heard a bad word said about him. Still such a tragic loss. andysmanclub.co.uk

“He was such a great bloke. After I hit hard times financially later in life, if he saw me he would always ask if I was all right for money. “One day, I went to his house when he was with Newcastle United and he asked me if I wanted any boots. It was up to me what I did with them, maybe sell them to make a few quid to ease the debts. “I ended up coming out of his garage with around 30 pairs. That’s how generous he was. I will never forget his kindness.” - Mickey Thomas “He was never late, he was a proper professional, loyal, hardworking. He was great on a night out. Everyone wanted to be around him. He had it all. “He was a beautiful person.” - Duncan Ferguson Remembering Gary Speed, on what would have been his 56th birthday. A heroic man.🙌

@Glinner Do you have an email address etc that can be used for someone to get in touch directly with you (without the need for the full contents to be visible on here)?

@TouchlineX For me, Ernest Mangnall. Proven track record and already a fan favourite at #ManchesterUnited #AmorimOut

Who should replace Ruben Amorim? You can only answer with 1 name! 🤔

@DartCharge - Hi, I have been in touch with your customer services regarding a payment I had tried to make, but was unable to and their advice is to wait until I get sent a fine in the post. That is not a useful suggestion. I tried to pay on time and your website wouldn't load.

Macclesfield Football Club can confirm that Laurent Mendy, Tre Pemberton and Neil Kengni have all completed permanent transfers to Enterprise National League side Forest Green Rovers, for significant undisclosed fees 📝 Subject to FA and National League approval. 🔗- macclesfieldfc.com/latest-news/th…

Essential viewing on a Thursday night..

@AmazonHelp Isn't it funny how I have to contact you on a third party app like X in order to prompt a response though? The design of the #Amazon app these days is deliberately obtuse & clearly laid out in such a way that it just leads customers in circles and makes it hard to contact anyone

@DasPete Hello. We're sorry to hear about your refund issue. When you have a moment, can you send us a DM using the included link? Please don't share any personal or account information for security purposes as we can't pull up accounts over X. -Grayling twitter.com/messages/compo…

@AmazonHelp hey - still waiting on a refund on to my amazon account that was promised by one of your colleagues almost a week ago. Was told it would take about 30 minutes or so to appear. The customer service at #Amazon appears to be completely non existent. #BadCustomerService

@jackthesticks At the Milton Keynes Bowl for today's gig. Are you sticking around to watch the other bands?

Enemy territory. It smells of piss round here. No idea why they need those portaloos in the foreground, when there's a 53,600 capacity toilet right behind them - and plenty of seats going spare, even on a match day.. #MCFC #Manchester

@gunsnrosesgirl3 I love how someone went to the effort of restoring the footage, colourised it and correcting the speed, but then just chucked a bunch of english accents in for the audio.. 🫠🙄 #NornIron

Soccer match which took place in 1897 between Glentoran and Cliftonville in Northern Ireland. This footage, now corrected for speed and colorised is thought to be the Worlds first filmed football match

Gumi is in a good mood today 🍅wuewuewuewuewue

@charlie_lawson1 Good to see you back on your feet, Charlie!

On the mend God willing 👍👍👍

Beaten by Spurs, 16th in the table and Liverpool are Champions. Man Utd fans, RT this post for a chance to escape any mention of football this weekend. Prize includes: - All expenses paid trip to remote Faroe Islands - Accommodation with no TV and Internet T&Cs escapewithpaddy.com | 18+ Gambleaware

It was the best of times. #FACup #CrystalPalace

@terrychristian Just for you, Terry! 😎

I was never a celeb - I was a treble award winning radio producer presenter, band manager, night club promoter, Newspaper columnist, author, actor ? Stand up comedian who happened to also present 3 different national TV shows over 20 years on national terrestrial tv as well 5 different show on satellite TV. I was 65 last Thursday . Not bad for 4th of 6 kids of Irish immigrant parents with ADHD 😉

@rosswilsonmusic - Apologies if this is something you get asked a lot, but do you ever get over to the UK for any live shows?