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This was a very awesome gesture by Michael Kay. Baseball, man.

In 1971, the Church of Scientology started “Operation Snow White” Its objective was simple: Infiltrate and hijack the CIA to attack anyone who went after them. This lasted for years until their spies were caught by Mormon agents who had been working in the CIA since the 1950’s.

im sorry you got abused but my family is normal

Justice Alito fires back at Justice Jackson, calling her solo dissent "baseless and insulting" and "utterly irresponsible" after she accused the majority of abandoning principle for power.

You wanna come to my wedding? All you need to do is book a flight, use a week of PTO, buy new outfits, get a hotel room, donate to the registry, and contribute to the honeymoon fund. Let me know thanks!

in the mid 2010s there was a conspiracy to try and convince people that bohemian rhapsody was the greatest song ever made

This had me laughing way too hard. Never change, New Orleans.

Why are people acting like the first movie isn’t one of the best movies of this century?

its illegal for us to own that gun you fucking retard

cash for clunkers

Spoke to the Sun God Ra and he answered my prayer like immediately. They said no one ever prays to them anymore so it was no problem at all. Gave me an extra iced coffee and I had only wished for one

When you put the black guy who grew up in segregated Savannah GA under Jim Crow laws into a Klan robe, did you have any thoughts about that, or did you just send it ?

Republicans virtue signaling about freedom using machine guns, despite the fact that machine guns are banned and they are the ones who did it.....honestly it's just insulting.

how would a xenomorph wear a hat

Bro to Bro: Once we confirm you're alive, everything that almost killed you becomes fair game to make into a joke.

POV you’re my wife cracking the bathroom door open after I’ve texted you “toilet paper”