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@rhyspieces1228 @ScottGustin @FrshBakedDisney What’s right with him?

@DataPositronic @ScottGustin @FrshBakedDisney What's wrong with David??

NEW: Construction walls are now up for the upcoming ‘Coco’ attraction coming to Disney California Adventure.

@rhyspieces1228 @ScottGustin @FrshBakedDisney Fuck Fresh Baked.

@ScottGustin At @FrshBakedDisney is gonna have a field day with this! Can't wait!

@Legoman137694 Your check from Disney is in the mail.

Alongside the new muppets retheme: -Walt Disney Studios looks fantastic - Soarin over America looks great - Big Thunder receiving a nice quality of life update - Buzz Lightyear Space Ranger Spin receiving a huge upgrade -Cinderella Castle refresh I like where we are headed…

@GisBs39160 @Riley_Gaines_ Ok bot

@Riley_Gaines_ you’re a grifter

Taxpayer-funded Air Force doctor advising military docs on ‘gender-affirming care’ for MINORS. Audit every program that attempts to put kids on this path.

@Zazeronofshadow @TustinRaider OK, bot

@TustinRaider Time to do this to Disney world too Rise of the rebellion time

A look at Dok Ondar’s in Galaxy’s Edge West as of today. Nearly all of the sequel trilogy merchandise has been switched out, but Kylo Ren’s lightsaber remains available. In a change from when the land opened, some items say “Star Wars” or have show titles printed on them.

@Shark_Forge @laughingplace @Disneyland You forgot to take your meds again

@DataPositronic @laughingplace @Disneyland Liking music makes someone a simpleton, thanks. Glad a Star Trek/Kylo enjoyer was here to shed some light. In the words you use religiously on here... "You must be fun at parties" 🫵🤡

Our first time seeing Leia in the daylight. #GalaxysEdge #Disneyland

@Shark_Forge @laughingplace @Disneyland How to say you’re a simpleton

@DataPositronic @laughingplace @Disneyland ....is incredible!

@KeithGreenFilm @laughingplace @Disneyland Except Kylo roamed the land and interacted. This is just a lame show..

@laughingplace @Disneyland It’s so much better than kylo

Darth Vader and Imperial Stormtroopers make their first-ever #GalaxysEdge appearance. #StarWarsNite

LEGO is giving us our first Bullseye figure in 16 years in the LEGO Toy Story 5 set and the new one is straight up missing features the old one had. There’s no ear printing or hoof printing anymore 😑

@KeenanPeachy You sound like a lot of fun

I was at Disney when the Land launched. In fact, I personally wrote a lot of the copy for the Star Wars Land rides and the Star Wars hotel in the marketing materials and for the website. When I say there was crushing disappointment, almost a feeling of betrayal that the whole thing was on the new IP and not the original IP, I am not exaggerating. Disney made the decision to invest this money in order to support the new trilogy, which they thought would erase the old one in the minds of fans. The level of hubris around this is one for the business industry history books. Bob Chapek, who was head of Parks at the time (since fired in disgrace), was in charge of greenlighting all creative in Star Wars Land. He killed things like a lifesize Bantha ride where guests would ride around the land on top of a Bantha. He killed the live show at the cantina. And most importantly, he gave the land its own lame subplot where you had to use your phone to scan kiosks and get some code messages deciphered so you were "part of the Resistance," but it had no payoff. Then reality struck: they made a trilogy that destroyed the OG characters. They elevated an insufferably annoying mary sue girl boss, added a pathetic loser son of Han, a divorced Leia and Han, a disillusioned and bitter Luke, and then killed Luke, Han, and Leia. Result: JJ Abrams' career was finished as a filmmaker. Rian Johnson was wrecked. Kathleen Kennedy is finally out as head of Lucas. Chapek out. Disney movies are garbage. The greatest entertainment IP ever created was lit on fire to appease the egos of the geniuses who bought it and thought they could outdo the original genius. And now it's too late. No one cares that Darth will be walking around again to John Williams score. The new Leia face character looks like Brenda from HR. By the way, Tomorrowland already HAD Stormtrooper) (the original ones, not the new fat ones_, Jedis, and Darth in a wonderful live show for years. My kids all took part in light saber battles against Darth Vader many times. It was hilarious and thrilling. Killed in favor of the new slop. Absolutely over.

@Teclarosa23 @ianmSC Thank God you’re not in charge.

@ianmSC Their biggest mistake was not placing the land on planets from the films so you could live IN them (like you do in Harry Potter World) instead of vaguely seeing a Star Wars ‘skin.’ It should have had 1 area from each original movie - Tatooine, Hoth, inside area as Degobah, etc.!

It's extremely funny that Disney spent literally billions of dollars to build Star Wars themed lands in their parks, specifically excluded the original characters because of Kathleen Kennedy's awful advice to Bob Iger, everybody hated it because nobody cares about Rey or Kylo Ren, and now after six years they're completely abandoning their original plan and bringing Han Solo and Princess Leia into Galaxy's Edge

@ianmSC You must be fun at parties.

@Ale29863961Yuri @zweiwalker89607 You must be fun at parties

@zweiwalker89607 TROS is so unbelievable in its stupidity that it feels like it was written by a bunch of drunk friends who went full Rifftrax on the original Star Wars and decided to write a parody sequel

Them giving Chewbacca a Medal at the end of TROS might be the single most "We're sorry, Reddit." scene in the entire Sequel Trilogy and that is a high bar to clear.

@LForeverblue @digitalfoundry Found the guy making the death threats

@digitalfoundry "ai slop should be no where near gaming" changed the title for you, the fact you still try to be all coy with the title says a lot about the little integrity you guys have got left

DLSS 5 represents the first big, literally game-changing example of neural rendering in gaming, posing an array of questions the games industry will need to find answers for: digitalfoundry.net/news/2026/03/d…

@hevalwoland @OrdinaryShills @hughlaurie @shanaka86 Take your meds

@OrdinaryShills @hughlaurie @shanaka86 No, they are hiding in bunkers now

JUST IN: 161 rocket alerts just fired across central Israel simultaneously. 5.9 million people reached for shelter at 2:26 in the morning. Iran launched ballistic missiles at Tel Aviv today. Hezbollah sent drones from the north at the same time. The combined barrage was a deliberate attempt to split Israeli air defenses across two fronts and exhaust the interceptor stockpile in a single coordinated wave. That is not a retaliatory strike. That is a saturation doctrine. Here is the number that matters more than the interception rate. On February 28, Iran launched 20 missile barrages in a single day. By March 3, that had fallen to six. Tonight’s combined attack tells you why that decline happened and why it is dangerous to misread it as weakness. Iran is not running out of will. Iran is destroying interceptors. Every successful interception over Tel Aviv costs Israel an Arrow missile or an Iron Dome battery. Iran’s launchers cost a fraction of what Israel’s interceptors cost. If you fire enough, eventually the math flips. That is the entire logic of saturation warfare and it has been Iran’s doctrine since June 2025. Israel has destroyed 300 Iranian launchers since the war began. But launchers are not the only variable. The interceptor stockpile is the other one, and nobody is publishing that number. Tonight’s coordinated two-front wave was specifically designed to drain both simultaneously. The question is not whether Israel can intercept tonight’s missiles. The question is how many nights like this the stockpile can absorb before the math changes. That answer is classified. And it is the only number that actually matters right now. open.substack.com/pub/shanakaans…

@johnmjonesjr @DrewDisneyDude You must be fun at parties

@DrewDisneyDude Imagine flying the Falcon during Luke’s trench run or into the heart of Death Star II. But no they are gonna have us try to do a heist of something no one has ever heard of.

Walt Disney Imagineering planned to reimagine Millennium Falcon: Smugglers Run for years because Guests “don’t love it,” according to Josh D'Amaro. “Guests like it,” Josh said, “but they don’t love it.” (Source: hbr.org/2026/02/disney…)

@BlackMajikMan90 When you can’t beat them fairly, wish for their death. Gotcha.

There’s an individual in Home Alone 2 who deserved to bite it and it wasn’t Catherine O'Hara.

@BlabberingC Try hard.

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@BrerOswald Muppet history. Lol. Talk about crash and burn.