Ordinary Shills
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@tetsuoai Except you can tell it is AI audio from a mile away.
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@DudespostingWs @DevonESawa Modern baseball is trash, but this is a nice moment
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@MasterZenek @VHSDVDBLURAY4K Is the sequel trilogy in the room with you now?
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@VHSDVDBLURAY4K Dude retired at the top of his game and rode off into the twin sunsets.
A better story than the sequel trilogy, too.
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@SurreMediaFacts Awful movie. I remember wanting to walk out but I don't think I did.
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@HoBYbizzle @GalacticCurator @aakashgupta Says the guy still in his basement bitter about stuff that happened 20 years. lol
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@GalacticCurator @aakashgupta Opinions about theme parks, even strongly negative opinions, can never be seriously referred to as “vile hatred” please get a grip dude
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Disney spent $1 billion in 2019 building a Star Wars theme park where you were not allowed to meet Luke, Leia, Han, or Darth Vader.
Galaxy's Edge at Disneyland was set on Batuu, a backwater planet in a narrow window between The Last Jedi and Rise of Skywalker. By that timeline Luke was dead. Han was dead. Vader had died 30 years earlier. Leia was alive but had no canonical reason to show up at an outer rim smuggler outpost.
Imagineer Scott Trowbridge spelled out the design rule in 2022. Characters on Batuu would stay locked to their specific era. No visitors from other Star Wars timelines. The immersion was the entire point.
In practice guests flew to Anaheim for Star Wars and walked through a $1 billion set to meet Vi Moradi and Dok-Ondar. The locals of Black Spire Outpost.
The parallel failure was Galactic Starcruiser. $5,000 for two nights in the same sequel-era window. No Luke, no Vader, no Han, no Leia. Disney wrote down $250 million to close it 18 months after opening.
On April 29, Galaxy's Edge at Disneyland abandons the rule. Darth Vader will roam Batuu hunting Luke. Leia and Han will appear at the Millennium Falcon. Kylo Ren is being pulled from the land and relocated to Tomorrowland. The ambient Batuu music gets replaced with the John Williams score.
Disney spent seven years defending the design principle. Then Galactic Starcruiser closed with a $250 million write-down. Luke Skywalker showed up for one limited event last year and got swarmed by guests. The rule quietly got dropped.
Avengers Campus figured this out on day one. You put Captain America in the Avengers land.
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@johnsonflip Of course they do. Because they were better, more well developed, interesting characters with actual personalities.
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It's extremely funny that Disney spent literally billions of dollars to build Star Wars themed lands in their parks, specifically excluded the original characters because of Kathleen Kennedy's awful advice to Bob Iger, everybody hated it because nobody cares about Rey or Kylo Ren, and now after six years they're completely abandoning their original plan and bringing Han Solo and Princess Leia into Galaxy's Edge
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Ensuring the galaxy's freedom. Meet the leader of the Rebellion, Leia Organa, at Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge in Disneyland Park starting April 29.
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@DisneyParks @Disneyland Just think were we’d be if you would have done this from jump.
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The Force will be with you, always.💫 Join your favorite Rebels or pledge allegiance to the Empire starting April 29, 2026 at Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge at @Disneyland.




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@NwokaR39474 I like house but I skip this episode because it is just wrong. It’s awful.
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@Jiggypig_ We actually identify as an attack helicopter. Check your privilege.
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@realMaalouf You’re such a certified liar, there’s place like that in South Africa. Each coffin here represents a real black genocide brutally murdered during apartheid.


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@BlabberingC Unattractive? Lies. You look fine if you squint.
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Guys!! I'm making it!! I've got so many hater comments in the last week!!
Look at me goooooo!!

BlabberingCollector@BlabberingC
Damn guys I can't even put a Puma short online in peace. Stop causing GeNoCiDe @jk_rowling .
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Disney Legend Tony Baxter had some hot takes at the Walt Disney Family Museum yesterday:
*He hates using the word "Adventure" in experience names
*He does not like Buzz Lightyear attraction, but is hopeful that the recent refurbishment addresses what he views as its faults (He is a big fan of Toy Story Mania)
*The most recent WOW moment he had at a theme park was entering the Ministry of Magic at Epic Universe
*Splash Mountain is the attraction he wishes they would bring back the most

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