David Cross

@LangmanVince Democrat shuffle

What type of martial art is this?

@nenshi It's a done deal you should move to Toronto

I’m ready to fight like hell for this country, and against anyone trying to tear it apart. The richest man in the world wants Canada to become the 51st state and is now amplifying Alberta separatism. So let’s ask the question: Who is funding this movement? Albertans deserve to know.

@aleksthgrt Except for Taiwan

🚨BREAKING NEWS 🇨🇳 Chinese President Xi Jinping: We have no intention of controlling the world. We aim to liberate it from those who think it belongs to them.

@JebraFaushay I'm sure that you'd vote for him.

Joe Biden has resurfaced, sparking excitement over a possible 2028 run.

@fritzie4art Damn I guess that he'll have to play golf at one of the courses he owns.

Trump was just denied membership from the exclusive Patron’s Club at Augusta National Golf Club where The Masters is held.

@MikeNellis Yeah raise the colors of sodomy!

I just learned Idaho Republicans banned the Pride flag, so Boise officials painted their flagpoles in Pride colors as an act of protest. That's a fantastic act of protest.

@krassenstein Why are so many people leaving NY then?

BREAKING: To round out his first 100 days as NYC mayor Zohran Mamdani walked 6 miles home last night from City Hall. The residents love him.

@Psigho Iran

MAN ON THE LEFT: Brigadier General Ebrahim Zolfaghari — spokesperson for Iran’s Khatam al-Anbiya Central Headquarters. Master’s degree. PhD in philosophy/strategic studies. Background in Mathematics. Fluent in four languages — Farsi, Arabic, English, and Hebrew. A man shaped by education, discipline, and precision — who understands language, psychology, and how to deliver a message that lands. MAN ON THE RIGHT: Pete Hegseth — U.S. Secretary of Defense. Accused of excessive drinking, with colleagues describing a pattern of heavy alcohol use. Admitted to infidelity across multiple marriages. Faced sexual assault allegations tied to a 2017 incident. Accused by a family member of abusive behavior and instability at home. Forced out of veteran organizations amid allegations of misconduct and mismanagement. Linked to extreme rhetoric surrounding the January 6 environment and election conspiracy narratives. Which country needs regime change exactly?

What the president is doing is batshit crazy.

@EvanAKilgore @denomic Don't cry Evan. 2.5 years of Trump 8 years of JD Vance, 8 years of Marco Rubio and you'll have a chance to try to get access to the women's bathroom again.

@denomic Cope.

I just paid $4.19 per gallon for gas in Indiana. It was the MOST I've EVER paid for gas IN MY LIFE. I'm tired of Right-Wing influencers gaslighting and attacking me and the America people for complaining. I don't care if you call me a "Panican. MAGA fu*king sucks right now.

@EvanAKilgore So you don't want America to be great? Democrat!

@adlo1950 @DemocraticWins No this was a comment in response to the op claim that a pound of beef was higher than minimum wage

@DavidCross36969 @DemocraticWins One pound?! Less than $5?! Is that supposed to be a deal?!

BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Fox News just admitted that under Donald Trump's leadership, a pound of beef is now more expensive than the minimum wage. This is insane.

@JeanVolodiasky @DemocraticWins

@DavidCross36969 @DemocraticWins No, hamburger meet is not under $5 a pound. Not even here in Arkansas, where we have plenty of rain, grass and beef cattle. Your wife must do the shopping and lie to you so your head doesn't explode. She has a side hustle so you don't cry in your beer every night.

@SenAdamSchiff The Democrat party? We know.

It's a cult.

@swd2 You're the kind of guy who would suck his wife's boyfriend off to avoid an argument.

If Trump had simply left the original Iran deal in place that Obama negotiated we’d be safer, have more $$$, and those dead Americans would still be here.

@joncoopertweets You can't stop thinking about Donald Trump

Iran posted this. What a humiliation for Trump.

@johnpavlovitz John thinks this whole engagement is about the Strait. Because he's basically retarded,but I digress.

The. Strait. Was. Already. Opened. When. He. Started. This. Shit. You. MAGA. Dummies.

@tedlieu @BrendanCarrFCC

Dear @BrendanCarrFCC: You lie. Iran’s Supreme National Security Council said what it said. Multiple outlets have reported the statement. CNN’s article is accurate. Delete your false tweet. And stop being a groveling sycophant for trump. npr.org/2026/04/07/nx-…

@Markfry809 Progress

How in hell did America go from This to This?🤪

@figgyme @DemocraticWins MAGA. What does this have to do with MAGA? It was more of a response to the comment that a lb of beef was more than minimum wage. Minimum wage in some states is as high as $16

@DavidCross36969 @DemocraticWins MAGA Much? A pound of ground beef in WA State generally ranges from $6.50 to over $11 for locally sourced, farm-fresh, or grass-fed options. While conventional grocery store options (like at Safeway) are typically on the lower end of that range, according to local producers.