DavidTheEveryman

@hshLauraJ Crack will do that to you. Thank you CIA.

Too few wieners?? 🤔🤔🤔

@Sauronlordking Nah, that entire LNP campaign was a joke. I criticise the Democrats in the last election because their own stupidity lost the election. Only fair to call out the LNP.

If only Peter Dutton had hair, and we wouldn't have wound up with another disastrous Labor government.

@RAWigger Pay for everything, give her the best date she has ever had and line up a second. Real racism is bad but brilliant puns are always appreciated.

@LouiseElliotM I am not advocating for violence but there is only so much gaslighting that people can take before they snap. It is like 1984 - you’re supposed to give up your objective reality for the reality that the state imposes.

I have never felt so ashamed to be Australian. I've never been so disgusted in the ignorance and arrogance of our law makers. In Australia, you must allow him into women's spaces, sports and services. If you don't, Australian law says you are 'discriminating' against him. Australia is a mess in so many ways. Female-only spaces do not exist. Men with a gender identity are there too Julia Gillard - Australia's first female Prime Minister - did this. An utter disgrace. The Greens, Labor and Sue Hickey brought it to Tasmania. Repulsive.

@AceOnFire77 @brownsugaaaa3 Whichever God you believe in : “God bless boobs!”

@DavidEveryman @brownsugaaaa3 When at home...my hand is on my little belly ir my big boob. It's comforting. And squishy.

this man understood women. wow. she’s not even sexualized as she’s naked, she’s just existing as most of us do: random fondling of body parts, weird pose, stomach rolls and a messy environment. he does not attempt to make her this sexualized ideal like so much other nude art does

@mask_bastard Cigarettes, Charlie deodorant, with a slight hint of hydrogen peroxide. Like fucking catnip.

What do you think she smells like?

@QueenAnticommie I would be blunt and ask her to stop first because I believe in “No phones except for emergencies or settling factual disputes at the table” and not stupidpassive aggressive crap. If she still does it I will pay, give her the best date of her life then ghost her the next day.

Which one of my friends would do this?

@TruthFairy131 Migrants and refugees are the ones who fuck up my Uber Eats order because they can’t read. Australians are the ones who can read my delivery instructions. NEXT!

Albo says that he can’t tell the difference between Australians, migrants & refugees. Until recently, being Australian meant something. Labor has completely deconstructed our identity & now made it meaningless. If everyone is Australian, then no- one is Australian.

@joana__aleixo @brownsugaaaa3 Ok, can’t say I blame you. It is very comforting to play with boobs. Why shouldn’t women feel comforted playing with their own? Thanks for the genuine answer :)

@DavidEveryman @brownsugaaaa3 We do it when just chilling, doing whatever really.

@fulovitboss @AlboMP @AngusTaylorMP @PaulineHansonOz @OneNationAus I feel like I had a stroke listening to that. He is using words, and they are in the right order to be English but they are gibberish.

Have a listen to this dribble and see if you can make sense of Albo’s answer… The question: “Why were the capital gains tax changes applied to all assets rather than just residential property”

@Aderaido Also, I am an ex-Saffer and have had a lot of success in the Australian dating pool. Aussie women are awesome. Maybe it is just a mindset thing.

I can't feel bad for you guys. Australia is literally the most cursed place on earth for dating. Every foreigner who moves here says so. Were it not for the fact that everyone is hot we'd probs have below south korea baby making stats

@Aderaido I know so many foreign men who met their Aussie wives overseas and moved here with them.

@wriverproject @ausvstheagenda Look, neo-Nazis are cunts.

@ausvstheagenda 1. Islamic extremist does a mass shooting in Bondi 2. Pass law to ban extremist groups 3. Use law to ban Australian nationalists (not Islamic extremists) Make this make sense.

Home Affairs Minister Tony Burke has announced the ‘Nationalist Socialist Network’ will be declared a prohibited hate group from midnight tonight, 5 months after the Bondi terrorist attack and 1 week after he approved the return of women accused of ISIS links.

@bennettjadenn Yeah, there is an obsession with the fetish of defiling beauty for some reason. (Especially in porn.) And true red heads like you are a symbol of purity. It sucks being seen as just a fetish. I hope you find the right person.

I was bullied by browns my whole life for being too pale and having “weird hair.” I was constantly told to dye my hair to fit in and how I need to self tan (to be orange). There’s a reason the media pushes gingers to date blacks. They know the rarity and beauty of redheads.

@mikitaposts All the foot fetish bros just had a mini crisis.

“And yet you complain about street food in India being unhygienic” Well the difference here is that my dicke is hard

@PaulineHansonOz @PaulineHansonOz - can you just crush it up and use it as aggregate to pill potholes? That way he could actually be useful for once.

When One Nation win seats in the next Victorian parliament, we will relocate the new Daniel Andrews statue to a special Museum of Underwater Art in Antartica.

@SLaforest2026 @ausstockchick Nobody needs another financial crisis. A sudden pop will destroy the ASX which will wipe out Super, most ETF’s, and take the economy down with it. We need to be smarter than our politicians.

@DavidEveryman @ausstockchick Impossible. A bubble is a bubble. The day it burst it's gone

I am yet to meet anyone who is actually impressed by the budget. Every single person I’ve spoken to has said it is the worst budget in history. Tell me exactly how any young person is going to create wealth in Australia now? Nobody can answer that question. #auspol

@SLaforest2026 @ausstockchick The bubble has to be slowly deflated for the good of everyone but sudden shocks to the economy need to be avoided for the good of everybody.

@DavidEveryman @ausstockchick Already the case. If you don't sell you get to keep it. He was more generous. I would have removed the whole thing for everyone straight away As to the ponzi scheme bursting I have been expecting it for quite a while as Canada UK US and China already did

@realRick_AUS @elonmusk @tommy @libsoftiktok We live in a post-truth world.