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Won my first tournament in six years. Never thought I’d see the day again. @XanaduGames

@Skullz_cindy @DorbyAllen Morbius is technically cinema

@DorbyAllen They wanted Cinema. They’re getting Cinema.

MF’ers REALLY prayed for AEW’s death JUST to be left with this slop …

@ShillofNothing @cybercitysaint @notwhydeegee2 Yeah, fair point

@DavidLapkoff @cybercitysaint @notwhydeegee2 The last time Liv was champion her entire reign was getting bitched on by Rhea just to lose it to her

I will leave the sport to the rest of you if Punk turns on Sunday

@ShillofNothing @cybercitysaint @notwhydeegee2 It’s probably for the best, HHH is better at booking heel champions. Roman, Gunther, Rhea, etc.

@cybercitysaint @notwhydeegee2 Tbf if he does retain as heel, all four world champions will (most likely) be heel so idk if they would do that

@PnutButtrToasts @davemeltzerWON Really depends on how fun his title run is

@davemeltzerWON When AEW started, they all weren't the top tier.. it was obviously Omega and Mox with Jericho. Osprey supernovaed upon arrival. MJF and Page scratched and clawed their way to the top. Just like Darby is doing now, You won't be able to omit his name for much longer.

Top tier are max omega Ospreay Moxley and page

@UatiTK @WrestlePurists She beat up her kayfabe boss

@WrestlePurists Wait why did they fire her

Thekla’s response to Alex Windsor saying she got fired from Japan: “I did not get fired from Japan… okay, I did get fired from Japan. But I only got fired from Japan because they couldn’t handle Thekla!” #AEWDynamite

@wiretaup When your friend has been taking improv classes

"The show sucks, I just like to see my friends have a good time"

This year's Mania press tour is off to a hot start

@satybby @SoarzUnited @LookAtMyMeat1 I think they’ll invent some circumstance that makes Homelander lose his powers. A fate worse than death.

@SoarzUnited @LookAtMyMeat1 i mean homelander just kinda has to die unless theyre setting up for a ‘bad guys win’ kind of ending. unless they find a way to lock him up for good but that would be lame and against the spirit of the show imo

Oh they had no idea how to end this did they

@RJCity1 @AEW @ReneePaquette @RealJeffJarrett @AEWonTV Renee Hogan going over again

That triple threat match looks awful.

@Bobokiller99 @NYCMayor @ZohranKMamdani Then the guy with the machete would have had a gun and killed instead of wounded 3 people

@NYCMayor @ZohranKMamdani If only law abiding citizens were allowed to carry firearms themselves so they can protect themselves in these kinds of situations.

I have been briefed on an incident that occurred at Grand Central Station this morning. Reports indicate a man slashed three people on the platform with a machete. Officers shot the man when he did not drop the machete. He has since been pronounced dead. I’m grateful to the NYPD for their quick response and for preventing additional violence. The three victims were taken to the hospital and are thankfully in stable condition. The NYPD is conducting an internal investigation and will release body-worn camera footage, as it does in all incidents involving the discharge of an officer's firearm.

@Zinnzade @rollininmone And who would be the top face in his place? Works four times a year Roman? Somebody almost 50?

@rollininmone I dunno, I'm starting to wonder if this is all just because he doesn't wanna go heel

Cody is really doing his best to make sure this story isn’t totally dogshit.

@cutepicsofsyko My Agent’s Way

chills

@BryanOnTheMic @WrestleOps He’s going to go backstage and choke the maga equivalent of Jack Perry

@WrestleOps Realtalk if this makes Punk get off his ass and go hard again, then maybe Pat really did save the business. Cause if I was Punk I'd be livid, scripted or not

"When that TKO merch check comes through does it go to the needy wrestling fans that can't afford WrestleMania tickets? Or does it go to the account titled 'I'm sorry Saudi Arabia'”? — Pat McAfee to CM Punk #SmackDown

@noble_ques19370 @Blonddieee_ Your point is valid but I think he’s just 52

@Blonddieee_ Remember people made fun of Chadwick Boseman and people didn’t know he was sick.

Look what they did to MM😭

@tulpaswag @stick_twt There’s also a web version: shongsdu.github.io/TechChaseWeb/

On a serious note some of you need to download this app bc the way you’re so quick to dismiss the queer identities you don’t understand is not cute

@FictionIRL But be very certain you are killing him and not hitting him up and away so he can try to misfire again.

Secret anti Luigi tip #1 Rather than trying to cover misfire and getting psyched out, if you just assume misfire won't happen and kill him out of the massive lag, he will die 7/8 times

@Dglo7 @SeanRossSapp Isn’t it the opposite? They give fast bumpy opponents to slow guys so you can’t tell one of them is moving slow. Young Bucks and Sting, HBK and Flair, etc.

@SeanRossSapp Don't understand his first match back being ricochet. Bad idea he's gonna look slow no matter who he faces nevermind a small quick and extremely athletic guy right from the start

Chris Jericho said that he knows he's had some stinker ideas, but that's part of being a risk taker

@isohelsgarden The only trick is learning to identify the techs as quick as possible by watching for the leg split I also find this game helpful: shongsdu.github.io/TechChaseWeb/

are there any resources on how to properly rtc with Marth specifically off Marth uptilt at low percent, or if someone can teach me how that would be great 💀💀 i practice in TM-CE but I just wanna make sure I’m doing it right

@ItMeansInfinite @TinglyJungle Handoffs are better purely because it doesn’t take 90 seconds to handoff someone to death

@TinglyJungle Honestly handoffs is just ethical wobbling. Its more skillful sure but I hate watching it just as much. But like Icies does the same thing in Ult and they don't have invincible fuck you moves so its whatever

Melee is a fantastic game lets just ban Puff infinite fair stalling, ICies wobbbling, Puff infinite sing glitch, Peach bomber stalling on Yoshis, Literally every infinite ledge stall possible and mod the game so that my controller can handle the simple fuction of dashing back 😂

@signifyisdumb All the Keith parents became Aiden parents

Dudes just arent named Keith anymore

@MKanday0 IMO on platform stages it’s better to lightshield under the edge of the side plat so you can cover Luigi missile edgecancel

April Fools. It is very difficult to consistently beat Luigi's misfire with the strong hitbox of Marth Up B here. My actual recommendation is to Marthkiller > drop shield > tipper Dsmash. You can react to no misfire > short hop out of shield > grab ledge from this same position.