David Alexander

@redrumlisa He well remembers, as a child in the 70s, sitting around the table discussing the price of mini eggs with his parents.

Why does his hand gestures always appear weird and creepy

@DaddyCoffee73 @Keir_Starmer That cunt doesn't realise more people voted to leave the EU than for his party, Corbyn got more votes! He's PM only because of a protest vote against the sitting govt because folks voted Reform. Even his own party are sick of him. He's rudderless, pointless, stupid and dangerous.

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 BRITAIN WILL REJOIN THE EUROPEAN UNION. "Brexit did deep damage to our economy..." @Keir_Starmer vows to act in the best interests of the country. Bookmark this post, this is the beginning of our return to our rightful place and an end to this nonsense #RejoinEU

@NXT4EU That's already aged well hasnt it!?

In the last week, 0 migrants have arrived in the UK across the English Channel. Starmer has been the first UK PM to stop illegal migration, and to take back control over their borders.

@10DowningStreet @Keir_Starmer Freezing bills isn't reducing them. As for utilities, water is going UP and gas and electric is still going to be dearer than it was a year ago. Even than you've moved the saving to general taxation so you're still spunking our taxes on zero emissions insanity. Wanker!

This government will always act in the national interest, on the side of British people. From today, you will see wages go up, bills come down, and more support for those who need it most. We will pull ever lever possible to tackle the cost of living.

@10DowningStreet @Keir_Starmer Bullshitting, gaslighting cunt. All your "measures" were decided before the current crisis and they don't scratch the surface for most people. You cut cut fuel duty to a level which benefits us yet still gives you the same/similar tax take. I'm not holding my breath though.

@PolitlcsUK What a total CUNT. He spent the first 5 mins telling us they were talking then he announced stuff already announced, throw in his 1970s talks round the family table shit, then he blamed brexit. Useless gaslighting lying treacherous CUNT.

🚨 WATCH: Keir Starmer's full address to the nation "It is now clear the impact of this war will affect the future of our country. So today I want to reassure the British people: no matter how fierce this storm, we are well placed to weather it"

@GriftReport Lots of money, vanity and a massive ego.

So what happened to Simon Cowell 🤔

What instantly comes to mind ?

@DavidMcGregorBN ........don't forget we had the penny off the pint as well! Labour, the party for bullshitting cunts.

From today, Labour has increased the minimum wage to £12.71 an hour, cut energy bills by £117, frozen prescription charges, expanded sick pay and brought in day one rights at work. Not bad for a government that’s supposedly “no different”.

@HoodedClaw1974 The turd that just won't flush.

Keir Starmer is asked by GB News how badly Labour might perform im the May elections. Do you think they will get wiped out?

@LeonardBriscoe3 In a list containing only him, he's not even the best we have today!

It’s a fact.

@HLTCO It's a newspaper video, it looks staged. The others on there aren't interacting at all. Its almost like he turned up, ran around for a minute then left them to get on with their game. He's like the last kid chosen when you were picking teams at school.

Lads, is it embarrassing to play 5-a-side now?

@ScaryEurope He's a cunt.

🚨🇬🇧Keir Starmer says I am an honest Prime Minister who works day and night for Britain. That is why the people of Britain elected me, and that is why I am called the world’s most honest Prime Minister. He also said I know some people in Britain dislike me, but compared to others like Rupert Lowe, Nigel Farage, and Zack Polanski, I work harder for the people of Britain. I dedicate myself to serving the people of Britain and would even give my life for them. WHAT'S YOUR OPINION👇👇

@RachelT1722 @MajorGowen_ I've a feeling he probably was always this embarrassing. You could imagine when they were picking sides in the schoolyard and he was the last one to be chosen.

@MajorGowen_ He is 63 tbf.

Keir Starmer playing football has all the mobility of Norman Wisdom on Ketamine.

@PumpkinLover17 @NickyWass @MajorGowen_ 😂......it wasn't working when the rest of the players there were clearly not enjoying his company.

@NickyWass @MajorGowen_ Pretty sure that was the idea..... Starmer PR team conversation: 'The public hate our glorious leader, what are we going to do?' 'I know, the plebs love football, let's have our glorious leader pretending to play some football'. 'Yeah, that'll make him look more human'.

@SmudgerCPFC @NickyWass @MajorGowen_ Looks like a set up. Looks very like the rest of them didn't really want him there!

@NickyWass @MajorGowen_ Not sure you could call it a kick about. To have been included in a kick about, you’d have to actually kick the ball. The evidence would suggest that part was very much missing

@cueball42 @MajorGowen_ @AaronBastani That's right, the way him and his party are treating the nation is no joke, it's an insult!

@MajorGowen_ @AaronBastani When it’s an insult it’s not a joke!

@MajorGowen_ That's painful to watch. Notice how nobody wants to give him the ball and his touches involve two poor throw ins, and a weak attempt to recieve late on. People going on about his age, if that's an issue he shouldn't bother, looks like a total set up to make him one of the lads.

@AllanStubby @MajorGowen_ @Corinne2manny McSweeny's phone allegedly.

@MajorGowen_ @Corinne2manny He runs like he’s got something shoved up his arse!!

@ThundertonM @nidriks1 @ARealPretender @MarieTidball @Nigel_Farage @reformparty_uk I'll offer this one, not smarties this time. If these three cunts had been announced as an possibility anonymous within the next consignment of, say 1,000, would you ban that 1,000 or take the risk. I'd ban the 1,000. Absolutely.

@nidriks1 @DavidLongbenton @ARealPretender @MarieTidball @Nigel_Farage @reformparty_uk So your assessment is that it’s ok for British women to be raped in order to give money to third world entitled scrounges because hey, British people sometimes rape as well. You are not virtuous, you are sick and narcissistic!

I’m absolutely livid. @Nigel_Farage and his @reformparty_uk MPs just walked out during my question to the PM about keeping snooker in Sheffield and getting a tram-train extension to Stocksbridge. Farage and Reform don’t care about constituencies or communities like mine.