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@DavidParis

Uses a computer to try to make the world better. Campaign/comms strategist/stirrer for sale/hire to good people doing good things. https://t.co/YgBOn2XenT

somewhere in the cloud Katılım Şubat 2009
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Paris@DavidParis·
Scott Morrison was such a control freak that he secretly appointed himself as a Minister for 6 additional portfolios when he was PM, but he did not have any responsibility for Robodebt when he was just the Minister in charge of it. OK.
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Paris@DavidParis·
150 years ago today Alexander Graham Bell made the first successful voice telephone call. That someone you love that you haven’t talked to in too long? Give them a call today imo.
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Quinn Oswin@QuinnOswin·
It's so fucking funny that Trump cut his political teeth by accusing Obama of being a muslim socialist who was born in africa, but the second he met and *actual* muslim socialist who was born in africa he fell head over heels in love
Chris Sommerfeldt@C_Sommerfeldt

Mamdani brought along the fake Daily News front page as a gift for Trump to cajole him into providing funding for a long-stalled plan to build 12,000 apartments on top of Sunnyside Yards, per City Hall & sources. More on Mamdani's latest meet with Trump: politico.com/news/2026/02/2…

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Reddit Reposts@redditrepostss·
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Chase Passive Income@chasedownleads·
I took 217 Waymo rides yesterday Each ride cost $7 I urinated in the backseat of every car Guess who owns the company that charges $250 to thoroughly clean each car $243 in pure profit for each ride
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Paris@DavidParis·
That he isn't more frequently referred to as 'the Andrew formerly known as Prince' has been a constant source of disappointment to me, but this helps a lot. theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/f…
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Paris@DavidParis·
So cool how you book a flight for a funeral and right as you tap to finalise the @qantas app says lol no error call this number but all that does is connect to someone using the regular website with no record of the booking that vanished but 3x the price. Terrific.
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W.E.B. DaBoi@Tyre_94·
Never deleting this app
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ChrisO_wiki@ChrisO_wiki·
A correction for the ages (from The Guardian's review of 'Melania'):
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Turn@CousinTurn·
this might actually be the most insane PR loss of all time. people hate Deni enough already, getting a personal stamp from Bibi himself might be the death kneel. i’m not sure Osama Bin Laden giving Rony Seikaly a shoutout in 01 would do this much damage
Benjamin Netanyahu - בנימין נתניהו@netanyahu

Deni, every time you step onto the court, our country beams with pride. For the People of Israel you aren’t just any star, you are OUR Star of David!

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alice moody@alicemoodyy·
instantly one of the greatest tweets of all time
Nick Adams@NickAdamsinUSA

I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED! Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks. “Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.” The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!” “But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?” “No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.” Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented. “Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.” Tears began to well up in their eyes. “But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.” They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile. I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?” He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked. “Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”

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ODAY || 🇵🇸@oday_jabour·
For four days now, I’ve been trying to raise the cost of a bag of flour. As of today, we only have £62 left to reach the goal. Please… can we cover it today? 🙏💔 🔗 chuffed.org/project/135765…
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Anthony Albanese
Anthony Albanese@AlboMP·
They don't support the freedom of the press. They don't support the right to protest. And now they're shutting down democratic debate in our nation's Parliament. Scott Morrison talks about quiet Australians. What he really wants is silent Australians.
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