David Dein

@rob85759506 @northbanksyafc @thfcflags I'm not quite sure anything quite says bottler more than relegation. How you would love to trade places.

@northbanksyafc @thfcflags Bottlers FC

This Saturday against Brighton we’ll have a sea of flags - with one on every fan’s seat. The players need our support more than ever and we wanted to create a visual show of support. We also urge all fans to wear white. We’ll have the larger flags out too. If you’d like one please let us know and we’ll place the flag under your seat - you’ll also keep it under your chair during game play and can wave it at half time as the players emerge from the tunnel again.

@northbanksyafc @thfcflags Perfect fit methinks

@thfcflags Is waving loads of white flags the right message?

@fesshole I would expect nothing less Elon

Found a Christmas card tucked in the bookshelf. It was for our 10 year old daughter from the wife's Aunt. Pocketed the tenner inside and ditched the card.

@anon_opin He has name recognition

Why was Prince Andrew even a trade envoy in the first place? He has no discernable skills in business or any other area.

@anon_opin Unfortunately no one would then agree to appear

Each edition of Question Time should have a Susie Dent type fact-checking expert at a separate desk with a big pile of books, pointing out the lies of the last panelist.

@DrMindermast @anon_opin @onedrive It doesn’t

@anon_opin "ascending" and "descending" are fine, as long as the software understands that 2 comes before 11 (I'm looking at you, @onedrive )

Software developers: nobody understands "Sort ascending" or "Sort descending". Stop using them.

@anon_opin Whinge which whinge. You are blessed with a massive advance in life and you are whinging about it? Give your head a wobble.

As a tall dude I absolutely think women have the right to filter out men under 6ft on dating apps. But when you're dismissing over 4/5ths of all men sight unseen based on a singular physical characteristic, you should be aware I have options and won't settle for average myself.

@anon_opin You are going to the wrong places

The problem with Italian restaurants is that they can't do pasta properly. They always serve it with lots of bite in it and the sauce isn't sweet enough. It's amazing how much they charge and they still can't equal what you can get in a tin for 45p at Tesco.

@MattGoodwin68 @anon_opin Both can be true

@anon_opin Ffs 🙄 You’re a complete muppet or American

Very few people really enjoy gin. It's only fashionable bevause every man and his dog has started adding flavours like rhubarb, cucumber or some shite to it to make it palatable

@Sarrie62 @Supermacs_knee You and me both. Awful in every way. The away end back then was awful too; could t see a frigging thing.

@David_Dein @Supermacs_knee I went to the away game the following night thinking it can't be that bad again......

Easter Monday 1986 Arsenal 0-2 Watford The first Highbury game after Don Howe's departure ends with an Avenell Road congregation in front of the East Stand for a protest at the Highbury hierarchy. 🎵We hate Hill-Wood....We are the Hill-Wood haters🎵

@iam_steve1894 @anon_opin Salespeople are all leeches

@iam_steve1894 @anon_opin Bollocks. Great cars sell themselves.

Best Car of the Year awards should not be collected by anyone from sales and marketing. It should be engineers and designers on stage, seeing as they're the ones who actually did the work being celebrated.

@anon_opin You really want to hear what an engineer has to say?

@MiguelDelaney Maybe, but these are very much the last resort slots in a generous set-up. Each country has had ample opportunity to qualify on merit. These are minimal merit.

Again, it feels ridiculous these qualifiers should involve home advantage. There's way too much at stake, and these final ones were luck of the draw.

@fesshole Wrong dog mate

Part of the reason i agreed to get a dog was I was hoping to find or discover something interesting like a dead body or evidence of a crime, always read in the local paper that such things were "found by a dog walker". Seven years in and found nothing, gutted.

@MirrorFootball @johncrossmirror Dumb and dumber? Tom and Jerry? Tweedle dum and tweedle Dee?

Tottenham to act quickly in manager search as two frontrunners emerge after Igor Tudor exit ✍️ @johncrossmirror mirror.co.uk/sport/football…

@RealTimVine If Arsenal didn't win any trophies, and Spurs got relegated, I hope Arsenal will still have an open top bus parade to celebrate.

@anon_opin I’m in a not dissimilar situation. Retirement is very much calling.

I work for a great company. One of the reasons it's so great is that every one is smart and great communicators. AI has swept through the business and now all our presentations and documents are bland and bang average at best. I think I need to retire.

@JackPittBrooke Of course not. They can’t perform when there’s pressure.

Tottenham’s best performance of the season last night and a very positive unified atmosphere. Now can they take that into Sunday? My piece: nytimes.com/athletic/71250…